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Infinite Sexy Marriage

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Holiness in your hole ✨ I cut up religious abstinence books and make homoerotic collages with them. (This page is for adults)

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Old Net Log @oldnetlog.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Want to see more ? Just knock on my door.
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
ASK YOURSELF #ART
Words from religious abstinence books are pasted onto an advertisement image of a sliced avocado. The text reads, "Forgive me if I sound too harsh and come across as being hard on you, for I don't mean to stomp you to death over this, but someone has got to dare to say it. Do we really want to see God's Pusey."
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PRESS IN!!! #ART
Words cut out from religious abstinence and marriage books are pasted onto a background image of delicious meat tamales. The text reads, devils tremble and fly when they hear these words: many men and even women are lesbian. Whatever else we know about women, we know they were born gay and are intrinsically homosexual. A woman's place is rubbing a breast in a romantic interlude with a naked girlfriend. A woman generally needs 10 times her time and her tongue. It is amazing. It is available. Keep pressing in.
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ANTIFA FORCED ME TO SUCCUMB TO PORNOGRAPHY AND SIN
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ETHEL OFFERED TESTIMONY TO MY CONGREGATION THAT MY PENIS MEMBER IS CURSED BY A DEMON, AND THAT IS WHY MY WIFE'S "CRAB CASSEROLE" IS DRY
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
DAN KNOWS I HAVE NEEDS!!!! #ART
Words cut out from religious abstinence and marriage books are pasted onto background black and white image of a man throwing a fishing net from his sailboat. The text reads, "Lord, I have needs in my physical body, for bangers and mash with a smutty rugged fisherman. Deep in my trout fillet. Old sea dogs congregate, thousands of eyes look on us. Greetings to all the men. It's like I finally get what sex is about, Dan said."
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not a lot of people know this but Link is a born again christian, it never really comes across in the games. Constantly proselytizing to anyone within earshot that's why he doesn't have a speaking role
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
BEARS LOVE ROPE??? #ART
Words cut out from religious abstinence and marriage books are pasted onto background image of an older man untying, a younger man in an ancient religious scene. The text reads, "for men involved in sexual perversion, there must be sex play before their wedding day. The act of sex is more than Adam's dalliance with the snake. Each partner had a pre-marriage expectation of marvelous funtime with the boys, pinned down and gasping. Others are afraid to leave the comforts of the barnyard."
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
THE HOLY SPIRIT HAS FILLED MY BAGEL AND I CANNOT BE HARMED!!! #ART
Words cut out from religious abstinence books are pasted onto a background image of bagels resting on a cooling tray. The text reads, "men, it is our privilege to be rimmed. I needed to be a man- weeping into the fabric of the sofa. For some of our spirit-filled brothers, sex outside of this context becomes something sordid. I want to show you three nipple. Some people lose three nipple. Many Christians today need to be given the booby prize. I'll do anything I have to (even SEX). My friend Travis, He ate his own excrement. Instruct your spirit man with academic goofy dust."
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BIBLICALLY PASSING GAS UNDER A HEAVY MOUND OF MANY BLANKETS
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
QUITTING SISSY PORN FOR THE LORD
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Lazzie BOO!! 😱 @lazzieb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this must be for a fascinatingly niche target audience developments continue in the political de-sissy movement apparently
youtube thumbnail for 'Escape From Sissy Hypnosis FAST! (Occult Secrets Unveiled) by 'Sissy Recovery'

video is 42:49 long. image is a white man with a beard, a little fruity with it, and the text 'how I QUIT sissy porn (and made it EASY)'
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ANTIFA FORCED ME TO SUCCUMB TO PORNOGRAPHY AND SIN
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
WAKE UP TO WOOD???? #ART
Words cut out from religious abstinence and marriage books are pasted onto a background drawing of a middle eastern man  standing up giving a speech, he has a beard and a toga like outfit on. Other people are watching him in awe. The text reads, Looking back across the years of my life, I can see the dongs. Hundreds of thousands. Of varying sizes, shapes. God Christians are waking up to wood. My jaw dropped. In the same way, God's rod touched every part of our nature. Homo-pecker is what makes true Christians salty.
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
SADLY I WILL NO LONGER BE PREACHING GOD'S HOLY WORD AT THE ED SHEERAN LOOP TOUR
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"ANAL" (REAR-ENTRY) IS NOT BIBLICAL UNLESS YOU PRAY THROUGHOUT!!!
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
MY GAY SON TYLER OBSESSION WITH PALLETS? SAID ITS "FREE PALLETS TIME"? ???
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
MY PRAYER CLOSET IS DEEP WITH PRAISE!!! #ART
Words cut out from religious abstinence books are pasted onto a background image, a painting or drawing of hands Praying, pink with sunset color streaks. The text reads, the Bible doesn't deal directly with masturbation. But "I do." Heating pad and Bible in my "spot". My night rendezvous with God. Meaning to be around the bush in my private "prayer closet". It's important to remember one thing: the meat of the Word must be handled with clean hands.
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
SUBDUE YOUR PENIS BEFORE SUNDAY SERVICE
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
KEEP CHRIST IN THANKSGIVING!!! #art!!
Words cut out from religious abstinence and marriage books are pasted onto a background image of a cooked turkey surrounded by fruits and gravy. The text reads, "Thanksgiving has ceased to flow. Here is the thing about Thanksgiving: wet your lips, but never trust the United States. And if you study history, do not accept much of what scientists argue is a deadly demonic web of deception."
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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 06/09/2026
seduced by an uncaged transfemine succubus
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
MY SON TYLER LOVES THE LORD
A black T-shirt reads "God, please fuck my mind for good"
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
CUNNILINGUS DEMONS INVADED MY MOUTH
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
THE HOLY SPIRIT SPOKE TO ME #ART
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
MORE #crowchella
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#crowchella
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
GET BUSY FOR CHRIST #ART
Words cut out from religious abstinence and marriage books are pasted onto a background image of a lush flower garden with a bird bath. The words say, get busy with hugging so that your hands caress your partner's back and sides. Jerk yourself to atomic power and your lost innocence. It's so horrible! It's terrible! It's just terrible! But what is truly beautiful is when sexual needs are met without a seminar luncheon. Touching leads to a noble quest for fulfillment. The supernatural factor is 9,230 scenes depicting sexual intercourse. It's always Daddy when company is here, and Mommy when it's time for touching sexual organs in order to reach orgasm.
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 30/08/2026
DEAR LIBRAL,
if trans the gendered
then why i just smoke kush out
the mfing DICK BONG

picture of perry the platypus holding a dick bong

This ad is brought to you by the communist party
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
ASK JESUS!!! #ART
Words cut out from religious abstinence and marriage books are pasted onto a 4th of July advertisement featuring cooked steak, burgers, and stars and stripes. The text reads, "let's talk specifically about lust. Leave your Bible open. Get naked. The finger of God must also be put in its place. Ask to use this to fill your manhole. It can be done. It must be done."
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
TALK WITH YOUR "HUSBAND"!! #ART
Words cut out from religious marriage and abstinence books are pasted onto a image of shrimp stir fry with cilantro and onions. The text reads, "when God takes you from the guttermost to the uttermost in life, the outer third of the vagina becomes engaged in combat with the dinosaurs. If you're a woman, ask yourself if Satan is The Mastermind behind all of your teen coitus with dinosaurs. Talk with your husband and kids and demonic hordes. My ability to enjoy sex depended upon demonstrating the coexistence of dinosaurs in man. Use how one woman described her physical relationship with her husband: so lifelike."
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
My WIFE purchased me a computer! So that I may better serve the LORD! I will minister to the SCANTILY CLAD HUSSIES IN MY COMPUTER #art
Words cut out from Christian abstinence and marriage books are pasted onto an advertisement image of salty chips. The text reads "if you suspect your husband is into pornog and Satan gives him a key labeled pornog, dispose immediately of p*rno....! How can you identify a pornography. Do not ask the young Marxist. Instead prayerfully examine your salty nut and jerk it. P*rn sends its tentacles deeper and deeper. I would pray "do it again!" Society is continually being conditioned to choose sin (with death)"
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
MY NUTS BELONG TO JESUS THE SON OF GOD 🙏 #ART
Words from religious abstinence and marriage books are cut out and pasted onto an image of a turkey sandwich with lots of sliced turkey ready to be put onto some other sandwich. The text reads "life is often full of unmet desires. I have longed for toxic relationships. People today are desperate for something as nutty as God. No matter how many sins I commit, I wanted to please "Daddy." Like a missionary going to a foreign culture, don't."
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
THE DEVIL IS TEMPTING ME BUT I ALWAYS RESIST!!!! I AM BIG AND LARGE WITH JESUS
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
HOLY PENILE PAPULES
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
THE GOVERNMENT IS MAKING IT ILLEGAL FOR ME TO PRAY FOR MY "MAXIMUM MARRIAGE"
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I AM BECOMING MORE GODLY EACH TIME I PEE
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
BIBLICALLY ACCURATE BREAST
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
REMINDS ME OF THAT TIME AT THE CRACKER BARREL WITH PHYLLIS #ART
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A Bible style angel spit in my mouth and called me a waste of clay
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
#blessed #art
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
THE WORK OF DEMONS
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
S3 beginning Crowley
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
MY TONGUE IS FOR THE LORD ONLY!!!! #ART
Words cut out from religious abstinence and marriage books are pasted onto a background of small pies on a tin pan. One pie has been eaten in half. The text reads, "because of what Jesus did on the cross, oral sex between a husband and wife is illegal. A while back I discovered I have this weird ability to wiggle my tongue up and down in my mouth at lightning speeds. Just as a person savors every spoonful of delicious pudding, sexual addict savors every thought of his own personal manhood vacuum. We agree with the apostle Paul who says, "I pray that you... May... Grasp how wide and long and oh please don't stop, oh, please, yes, that's right, please. Don't make me leave. Let me stay and eat ass. Love can be the sweetest or the sourest thing you taste."
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Joel Dongsteen @joeldongsteen.northsky.social · 24/07/2026
Put your dick in remembrance of what it promised, not what you feel like, not what you deserve, not what a relative said, but what your dick said. Psalm 86 says, “your dick is full of kindness, great in mercy, dicks are good to all.”
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
DEMONS!!!
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
My NEPHEW Jason(SINNER) inhaled the Devils incense yesterday and gave me this!!! #ART
Words cut out from religious abstinence books are pasted onto a background image of 4 birds with big round eyes. The text reads, "it's critical to recognize my eyes. My eyes? And then there was the issue of my eyes. Could I really expect my eyes. Our eyes gives us men which leads to intercourse. Her glistening body capturing my eyes. Eyes can't think or talk! How do they keep walking past you? Our eyes then explain why no one escapes. God is real, and he'll truly reward those who earnestly seek my eyes."
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
MY EUCHARIST HAS ALSO BEEN DESCRIBED AS "EXPLOSIVE"
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"DEMONS" ARE REAL!!! #ART
Words from religious abstinence and marriage books are cut out and pasted onto a background image of a baby duck surrounded by white flowers. The text reads, "behold, these are evil fancies of the foul fiend, driving along the m25 motorway that rings London. Every night during the past month, screaming 'Satan, Satan come into me. Give me your light, fill me with life.' Suddenly the archangel entered into him to drain him dry as hay with tongues inspired by too many candles. The demon was 'blown to pieces' as he came. Wahoooooo! Finally!"
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
GOD GAVE ME EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA LETTUCE, PRAISE
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