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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition)

@nafinstabs.bsky.social
2.1K followers 1.6K following 6.7K posts

the worlds horniest shitposter. very gay and queer. daddy presenting boy. almost certainly posting from the toilet. no ai or cogsuckers. mid-missouri. transphobes and racists get blocked on sight. he/him. 18+

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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 18h
Sloppy toppy is the only reason they want to make Arrakis green again
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 19h
La Lorna but instead of tears it’s precum
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 20h
Would someone please bring me cookies? I’ve been a really good boy 🥺👉👈
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 20h
The only good part about Lee Cronin’s the Mummy is how fuckable the dad is
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fremen can’t give sloppy blow jobs because it wastes water
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have got to stop starting my chicken stock after 5 PM
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m pretty good at spotting ai. I’m really afraid that as I get older and ai gets better I will no longer be able to make the distinction between what’s real and what’s ai. I would like to apologize in advance to my nephews for all the ai memes I’ll be sending you in 10 years
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw a small child at Pride today wearing a shirt that said “kiss whoever the fuck you want to”. Maybe the kids are alright after all
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me dating
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alex (˙𐃷˙) pizza/tacos/bats/dingers 🍕🌮🦇⚾ 🏳️‍🌈🐻 @batsdingersatk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
QT’ing so the furry trans folks get Barq’s
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CromDeluise @cromdeluise.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if you aren't showering in diarrhea you live in a bubble, sorry if that offends
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thinking about moving into a cave in the woods and terrorizing the townsfolk
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love seeing all the baby gays wearing their pride flags as capes 😭😭😭
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
First catgirl sighting. It is officially Pride here
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The uber driving taking me to Pride is listening to contemporary Jesus music. Please kill me
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Stanford prison experiment but my balls are the guards and my dick is the prisoner
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How do I get one of those jobs where I dress slutty and show up to a bar with a bunch of liquor and hand out free shots?
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The workers have May Day. We have Labor Day. Now we’ve got Dolly Day 💅
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s not funny. gasoline only does this when it’s very distressed
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Solving the 3 body problem by getting a third ball in my nutsack
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need a couple bears to come over and give me tummy and foot rubs until I fall asleep 🥺
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Micah The Seeker @micahtheseeker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mama’s Family stays ON during sex
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I, very respectfully, turned down a guy on Sniffies and he was completely normal about it. I feel like it must be opposite day
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
French onion dip does not need to be so thick. Like, I’m trying to dip my flimsy potato chip in this near cream cheese consistency dip! STOP THE MADNESS!
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just got my new tote. I’m so jazzed to go to the farmers market with this
A black tote bag with white lettering. It’s says Dead Moon. There is a logo which is a crescent moon with a skull
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A drug that makes you feel like an absolute banger just did an epic key change
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SID Chip Vicious @fatseanlives.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
busting a nut at a lagrange point so astronomers gotta see it forever
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Doing meal prep by portioning out homemade cookie dough so their ready to go in the oven at a moments notice
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A vape that you can hit under water
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Going up to fat hairy straight men and screaming “MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME!”
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
F-slurs stop being weird on the apps challenge level impossible
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
))<>((
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
La’an’s tits are the main character of the last episode of Strange New Worlds
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If the Avatar movies are so inspired then how come none of the Na’vi are big fat guys
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This cake is taking me out back and fucking me to death
A piece of tres leches cake with whipped cream and strawberries on top
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fruity pebbles cereal milk tres leches for the homies tonight
Fruity pebbles soaking in milkStrawberries in sugarA homemade white cake
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When I hit 60 will I suddenly start doing the hunt and peck method of typing on my phone or is that just an older Gen X/boomer thing?
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The fact that the U.S. uses fireworks to celebrate our independence is furry proof that we are owned by the Chinese
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What was all the Supergirl hate about? I’m watching it and think it’s fun and delightful. Is it just sexism? It’s probably just sexism
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Apparently a Scientology center is coming to my town. Really looking forward to going there and being a problem
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My city has our Pride celebration next weekend and I’m really looking forward to people being insufferable in the local news fb comments
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m doing it. I’m becoming a flat earther and none of you can stop me!
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dog.exe has stopped working
A hound dog rubbing his face on the ground while his home limbs are fully standing
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Help a homie out if you’re able
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Arrakis is a desert planet because they used all the water on data centers before the butlerian jihad
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why can’t we use cum to cool data centers?
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A sci-fi trope that is stupid and dumb is when fully suited astronauts find out the atmosphere is breathable somewhere and just pop off their helmets. Girl, you don’t know what kind of bacteria or viruses or whatever could be in the air! Do better.
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Imagine inviting all the homies to
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hot take: Charlie Brown would get caught up in the manosphere
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