Sign in

Dildo Cacophony

@dildocacophony.bsky.social
214 followers 270 following 1.2K posts

Depraved alt account of a Burbank bear. 🏳️‍🌈 🍆 🍑 ❤️

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Dildo Cacophony
Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Cartoon: Woden Wagon. With thanks to @jaygarmon.bsky.social for educating me.
cartoon beefcake: a nake Odin poses to his butt's advantage. Two ravens look on.
"Dost thou wanna see the eye I'm truly famous for?"
Caption: Woden Wagon
47812
Reposted by Dildo Cacophony
Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
www.oglaf.com/lavender/
Comic strip!
Panel 1
A woman in a furry coat, let's call her Woman 1, is speaking.
Woman 1 - we can try again at sex but you have to be cool

Panel 2
We see Woman 1 is talking to Woman 2. That's not Woman 2's real name, but 'Woman 1' is the first woman's name.
Woman 2- Definitely, definitely- I just panicked last time.
Woman 1- I know

Panel 3
Woman 2- I mean, I did go fetch all the furniture I threw out into the street
Woman 1- Thanks for that. Won't happen this time though, right?

Panel 4
Close-up on Woman 2
Woman 2- Nono- I just couldn't cope with how hot you were in those little pants. Had to channel the confusion.

Panel 5
Woman 1- So I'll be wearing REALLY UNSEXY UNDERWEAR this time

Panel 6
Woman 1 parts the robe to reveal a flower-covered top and bloomers.

Panel 7
Close-up on Woman 2. She blushes and shouts
Woman 2- Oh my goddddd.  That's ecxactly what I'm intoooo

Panel 8
Furniture piles up in the street.
Inside the house, Woman 2 runs about, arms raised.
Woman 1 looks out, still.
Woman 10 I really should have checked first.
112310395
Reposted by Dildo Cacophony
perlovka (comms open!) @per-lovka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🍴
4328
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"De balls, he must be free" - Pythagorus
040
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That's what YOU think. #Food 😂
010
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Would've helped if only the calendar reminder would have popped up. And if I were about 800 miles closer ❤️
000
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Let me set up a Teams call with them and the cellar spider currently living behind my bottle of Biotene on the sink in the bathroom. He's a long-term resident (1 week), he might have some good tips for them
010
Reposted by Dildo Cacophony
Joannervej @joannervej.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rare photograph by Vincenzo Galdi 1905/07.
017814
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
❤️
010
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Such an adorable wolf attack
000
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CONGRATS, and to celebrate pretend you're face-fucking me 😁❤️
010
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stacja niezależna
010
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just look at all that Man Flannel ❤️
010
Reposted by Dildo Cacophony
Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No
161
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And send it every day just in case your year and the bear's year don't line up for some reason!!!
110
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Insofar as the lobes of my brain are the developmentally disabled children's choir in charge of all my choices, yes, they are being fed something very inappropriate in the communion wine
110
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
that's a class act right there 😁
010
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Meanwhile my OCD brain seems to be running some kind of MKUltra op on the rest of me
110
Reposted by Dildo Cacophony
Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yesterday we launched a kickstarter to print Oglaf Book 5. It's going pretty good! www.kickstarter.com/projects/top...
a devil gives thumbs up and says 'hell yes'
larger text below says 'hell maybe'
the devil is in front of a kickstarter campaign page but you can't see the amount, which is annoying.
6479107
Reposted by Dildo Cacophony
Eros the God @erosthegod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mooooooo
321015
Reposted by Dildo Cacophony
dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
63113022558
Reposted by Dildo Cacophony
Gråtrunka Moment @swampy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
also lil gag thing for @chocolateandmilk.bsky.social
4579104
Reposted by Dildo Cacophony
💥Alex.W💪🏾💥 @jokeb0i.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
youtu.be/EzeRMyRU26I?... can I have the rest please and thank you?
youtu.be
My Husband | Toonout [Animated Shorts]
YouTube video by Dropout
16221
Reposted by Dildo Cacophony
🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
without downloading any new pics throw your phone into the river
2526163
Reposted by Dildo Cacophony
Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
www.oglaf.com/goodideas/
Comic strip!
panel 1
a king with a long face speaks
king- okay, this might be really dumb but has anyone asked the crimson overlord to stop?

panel 2
we see that we're in some kind of war planning situation.
Well, there's a table with little figurines on it and a map.
so it's ether that or games night.
king- He's conquering and slaying but maybe he thinks we want that.

panel 3
general- Why would he think we want that?
king- probably he doesn't

panel 4
king- but a small group of heroes might make it up the dark tower and tell him we don't like it.

panel 5
general- You woud send those heroes to their deaths
king- aw come ooooon- send the worst four people in your army

panel 6
a shot of four adventurers.
one of them, who I'm going to call 'Rigby'speaks
Rugby- Cool. Secret mission.

panel 7
Rigby and friends battle monsters that are sort of like huge naked moke rats but with way more eyes.

panel 8
Rigby and friend battle their way into a doorway.

panel 9
close-up on Rigby
Rigby- Crimson Overlord! People don't like getting slain!

panel 10
green tyrant- you might have the wrong dark tower
Rigby- Shit
king-
171643262
Reposted by Dildo Cacophony
Tiller Von dogbear ΘΔ 🛗 @tiller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
New profile picture by @baddieholly.bsky.social taking a photo of me into dog shape and makin’ me wag through the weekend~ Always grateful to have art done by this wonderful creature
Tiller in a human shape (unfortunate, but mandatory)Tiller in dog form, good correct brain happy
2358144
Reposted by Dildo Cacophony
Joannervej @joannervej.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
013820
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aw, tonight's sex party thing here in town was a great success with excellent company. Made me happy! 😁💦
020
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There were several penises, and a cock, followed by additional dicks
010
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@bearzbub.bsky.social is a cutie and I wish to kiss him
021
Reposted by Dildo Cacophony
jackalchemise @jackalchemise.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
David Hockney once said of Francis Bacon’s paintings that you could “smell the balls.” Each original drawing is 11 x 14 inches, marker on paper. $75 + shipping, each. DM if interested in making a purchase.
0192
Reposted by Dildo Cacophony
Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"ANAL" (REAR-ENTRY) IS NOT BIBLICAL UNLESS YOU PRAY THROUGHOUT!!!
2359
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Congrats! Now check out the Piketty "Capital in the Twenty-First Century". So many delicious secrets revealed inside 😁
000
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have several good ideas
010
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
so much electricity in NYC 🔌
000
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'll run it up the flagpole, but I think there's no there there.
200
Reposted by Dildo Cacophony
Clark Rogers @clarkrogers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
come sniff my pits it’s not sexual i promise turgid penis unrelated
764877446
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Carl is a goddamned legend, finally saw him live in L.A. on a bill with Wobbly this year!
110
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My Korean friend (who used to review restaurants for L.A. Times & also ran a restaurant herself) sez: don't settle for a Korean restaurant in Silver Lake, go to K-Town. Closest is Western Doma Noodles on Western, about a mile from the Eagle
110
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Once again I'm an air switcher alone in the station on second shift, grabbing the scrambled porn channels off satellite with the time base corrector inverting everything
000
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gasp! LA as in Lost Angles? As in, there's a chance I'll see you at our Eagle in Silver Lake? I vibrate with glee 😍
110
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I patiently await my chance to cuddle your delicious everything ❤️
010
Reposted by Dildo Cacophony
Robertdzazgaa @robertdzazgaa.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
😇🤓 #gayart
0213
Reposted by Dildo Cacophony
bubbabenni.bsky.social @bubbabenni.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Badum tss
51387
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
On a non-"I'd like to fuck" note, how your Blueair working for you? I'm not sure if mine is actually doing anything
100
Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
😘
011
Reposted by Dildo Cacophony
jackalchemise @jackalchemise.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Meet Your New A.I. Personal Assistant! 11 x 14 inches marker on paper $75 + shipping dm if interested
0101