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@digitallemon.bsky.social
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My pcp said the doc that taught him about ADHD thinks meth should be legal (for prescription) because it is the most effective amphetamine. Can’t help but wonder if he knows from experience
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Monochrome Monday you say? Today in 2015
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's safe to be insane on bluesky
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I fall asleep to the fellowship of the ring, and I thought I missed them getting to the prancing pony. Nope that just happens in chapter 16!? Damn near halfway through the book
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
When I ponder being in a relationship again someday, I’m not thinking about sex. I’m thinking about laughter.
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The convincing worked! 😂
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My bestie @milkyyg0th.bsky.social just joined Blueksy. She’s great and beautiful you should welcome her here ❤️
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone I know and really respected reposted something that said white people fake disability to skirt accountability. I cannot stop thinking about it, I’m so upset. I want to confront her, I want to never share anything about my life ever again. But that’s what they want, our silence.
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t feel well enough to do absolutely anything, but not bad enough to really be complaining. Silly. I’m just very tired I think
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just googled what’s the most children any woman has given birth to and it’s WILD: 69!!! and many more over 40!
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How fast my brain turns price tags into dopamine should be studied
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I want yall to know this is the only place I really feel safe sharing about a lot of things, I feel like I can be myself. And I enjoy all of you. That is all
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Years ago I read about famotidine helping with PMS/PMDD and BITCH it does. I was losing my mind earlier, took that and Zyrtec and feel normal now
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A meatpacking plant in North Carolina introduced 167K lbs of raw meat with fake USDA inspection labels into our food supply.🤬 It's not China. Not Iran. Not Russia. It's the fucking losers in our country trying to be winners who are trying to kill us.
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The giant house spider situation this year is horrific. What the fuck. I have never seen so many 😭 they’re so fucking fast and big
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’d like to marry and optician so they can adjust my glasses to my neurotic requirements
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have a friend who responds to what I post by explaining it back to me. Like yes girl I read or wrote it, that’s why I posted it. I have explained it away by neurodivergence but it’s unlike anything I’ve encountered before
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Officially old, have to get progressive lenses. But my eyeballs are healthy otherwise! New glasses is always exciting 😁
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
TIL women in Victorian times put lemon juice in their eyes. Good god.
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hi
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m moving states and selling a bunch of stuff on Vinted sizes M-XXL (will be adding Smalls too but I can’t get to those bins rn) www.vinted.com/member/31872...
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We didn’t have fidget spinners when I was a kid. We had cigarettes
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tay but i love fall y’all @tayawww.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
reminder that hozier actually makes good music, is vocally pro-palestine, and is a whole foot taller than ed sheeran
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
mitch mcconnell looks like he watched the ring videotape 7 days ago
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A nurse can get fired for looking at a chart that isn’t their patient. This shit makes me sick to my stomach ⬇️
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Honestly idk if 988 uses AI or not, but I DID find it helpful regardless. They were very nice & validating, and they called me this morning to check in, and that woman was very cool & we had a nice conversation about doing nails. All in all I recommend the service & am very glad it exists
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I texted 988 yesterday, I think they use AI. Lovely.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dr Manhattan: " i am tired of the earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of thei-" Me: "yeah but lesbian pigeons tho" Dr Manhattan: "wait, seriously?" Me: *shows phone*
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I did not remember how bad Resident Evil After Life is
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dudes, I am fucked.
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A dream to work with and I absolutely LOVE my portrait 🩷
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I regretted my oversharing sry
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Have surgery today so naturally I only slept 3 hours and have a raging headache. Unfortunately anesthesia is not sleep, but it’ll feel nice anyway 😂
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'll tell trans folks the same thing I told furries a couple weeks ago. Take this advice from an ex-reporter of 15 years. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 07/09/2026
my retirement plan is to die in the resource and water wars
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I drew my friend Bunny, first time whole heartedly attempting this style, lots to learn on shading and eyes but I’m pretty proud. Now we just have to convince her to come to Bluesky
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I know he’s great and all, but Tom Bombadil would be so annoying to hang out with
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it’s a bit unnerving that my cat has started to check my radial and carotid pulses on the hour
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’ve been so good about not scrolling, I drew for nine hours. But good lord I forgot to eat
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The post event recovery when you’re chronically ill and disabled is b r u t a l. I am slightly more alive today
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I met my best friend in person and we went to the Noah Kahan concert last night and I have never been so full of love and hope and gratitude
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
No I actually wanted a debilitating migraine on the day of a concert I’ve waited 8 months for
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I feel like I’m living In a dystopian novel written in 1993 that was rejected by dozens of publishers because it was incredibly stupid.
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I had a horrible nightmare, so much of it was me just sobbing / breaking down from what had happened. And wondering why my dad wasn’t calling to see if I was okay. I guess I needed to cry, in some form.
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I want deviled eggs
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So everyday we lose an icon? Jesus. RIP Yayoi Kusama
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My transformation into town wench is complete
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This meme has never been more relevant
Woman with glasses and short brown hair saying "what a week huh" 

Man with a suit responding "lemon, its Wednesday."
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Lemon @digitallemon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Jfc busy day. Podiatry appointment (bad as usual, feet fucked, thanks EDS), while waiting for the doc took a call to book my knee surgery, had to take my HomePod to the Apple Store on the other side of town, and other errands. It was too damn hot. Send ice cream
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