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Regular Everyday Normal Guy

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Here for the laughs. And Everton for reasons I can't figure out.

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Robert O'Neill @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com · 2h
Unsolved Mysteries
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Regular Everyday Normal Guy @dialupmodem.bsky.social · 4h
Hell yeah fuck you Raiders.
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Regular Everyday Normal Guy @dialupmodem.bsky.social · 14h
I;m thinking about thos Chiefs
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Regular Everyday Normal Guy @dialupmodem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I watched high schoolers with better tackling efforts than this last night
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Regular Everyday Normal Guy @dialupmodem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seeing a full fledged TV commercial for @homefield.bsky.social
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Happy Tears
ALT: Happy Tears
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Regular Everyday Normal Guy @dialupmodem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pouring a 4th beer
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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looks like Florida is taking the “Tebow is a scammer” news pretty hard
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Regular Everyday Normal Guy @dialupmodem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm gonna need someone to tune this lady up on the court next year
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No one ever says “that’s not true”
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Regular Everyday Normal Guy @dialupmodem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's gotta feel real nice to have "Throw to Jeremiah Smith" in your playbook
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Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sometimes you gotta kick your quarterback in the junk. For luck.
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Michael Felder @itsfelder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i am tired of seeing this man's dog.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
I worry in the next few years we're all going to have to have some patient, complicated conversations with older or less media-engaged relatives who see the le epic trump takedown posts but do not stuff like this about who Gavin Newsom Really Is
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jason Benetti: This is what Northwestern wants to see from their running backs this season RG3: Absolutely. Know what he told us this week? A recent devastating breakup has him terrified of all forms of intimacy. Benetti: Don't think that was public knowledge, Rob. RG3: Big third down here!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You could explain existentialism to somebody, or you could just have them walk into a CVS where “more than this“ by Roxy Music is playing 
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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 02/10/2026
This should be embarrassing. The Cubs absolutely can pay Seiya what the market will say he's worth, they just don't want to. Going with Pedro and Shaw in the corners, or re-signing an obviously cooked Ian Happ is basically formally announcing you don't want to win.
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Bryan Murphy @bryanmurphy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was a good idea 8 years ago, it's a better idea now www.mccoveychronicles.com/2018/8/1/176...
mccoveychronicles.com
Put Grant Brisbee in the broadcast booth
National broadcasters don’t like covering baseball, so why not put someone in there who does?
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Regular Everyday Normal Guy @dialupmodem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My last experience was in 2018 and I met my wife. So, it worked? But I'm guessing it's a wildly different experience now. I want no part of Out Here in 2026. No thank you.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I still can't get over how this dude looks like he's trying to sell me ketamine in a gas station restroom
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Man whose leaks of private documents prompted the investigation into City has been advised not to return home, contact family members or visit crowded places". That club needs to be nuked from space, the ground salted, and gallows left standing to warn others. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Criminal or saviour? Rui Pinto abandoned by Portuguese authorities after Manchester City leaks
Pinto, whose leaks of private documents prompted the investigation into City, has been advised not to return home, contact family members or visit crowded places
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I Hate My Favourite Teams @carcelmousineau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ms. Rachel kicks so much ass
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
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Robert O'Neill @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com · 01/10/2026
brewers fans are pigs in shit over the cubs losing today. doesn't bother me much. cubs should have done better and i'm gonna be making the same sort of posts when the brewers inevitably fall short
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guy goes to NYC ONCE and this happens www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Regular Everyday Normal Guy @dialupmodem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ian Happ batting 5th in a must win game brother this team is COOKED
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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more Philadelphia Citizen alert
0.8 mi • S 9th St & Wharton St
People Throwing Sandwiches at Customers at Pat's King of Steaks
Reported 19m ago • 2.3K notifications • 266 views
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Regular Everyday Normal Guy @dialupmodem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BITCH
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“My sins have caught up to me and will continue their long but just-beginning revenge on my corrupted soul”
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Regular Everyday Normal Guy @dialupmodem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My favorite thing about this guy is his headshot in MVP Baseball 2004 is in a Cubs hat and he never appeared for them.
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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 30/09/2026
OK Cubs. Let’s get this shit over with.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 29/09/2026
Norway has solution to this actually, stay at home parents can get their share of the public daycare subsidy as cash, that way parents are not pushed one way or the other. the problem of course is virtually no one on the center or right actually gives a shit about parents
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Regular Everyday Normal Guy @dialupmodem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tfw it's Cubs playoff baseball game day
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have written the finest lede of my career channel-6.ghost.io/the-2026-top...
Eat shit, America: here's Iowa football
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Peter Berkes @peterberkes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aside from this idea being so stupid that the only people buying it are thicker than pig shit, it’s also just very clearly never going to happen just like everything else this fuckin guy says
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
JJ McCarthy: so yeah come game time I’m Nine. I get the alter ego. No one else Cam Skattebo: jealousy professor
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 28/09/2026
was driving behind a guy with this bumper sticker earlier and cackled
a bumper sticker that says WHERE ARE YOU? AND I’M SO SORRY. next to a picture of Waldo
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Regular Everyday Normal Guy @dialupmodem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Again. Job done.
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Regular Everyday Normal Guy @dialupmodem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I;m thinking about thos Chiefs
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Matt Rhule in a Metal Gear comms scene
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love the way Gary Dolphin says IOWAAAAAHHH
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OH MY GOD IOWA
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Regular Everyday Normal Guy @dialupmodem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ahahhahahahahahahahha
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
look at this shit
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Michael Felder @itsfelder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
iowa sitting in 2 and rotating to man i love it. they are playing 8 yards off the ball at safety. please understand that is disrespect
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IOWA FOOTBALLLLLLLLLLL MOTHERFUCKERS
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