Reposted by Doug MillerMark O’Neill 🐻 @radiobeartime.com · 09/09/2026It’s true underpants gnomes territory Step 1: Steal all the books Step 2: Step 3: Wipe out humanity. 2994
Reposted by Doug MillerJan Jęcz @jeczjan.eurosky.social · 05/08/2026* SPACEX PLANS TO ESTABLISH "CHEESE MINES" ON THE MOON TO DISRUPT GLOBAL DAIRY MARKET * SPACEX ANNOUNCES PARTNERSHIP WITH ANDURIL TO PROTECT CHEESE MINES FROM BIKER MICE FROM MARS * ELON MUSK CALLS LACTOSE INTOLERANCE A "WOKE LIE", DONATES $1.5B TO PRO-LACTOSE SUPER PAC 422756
Reposted by Doug MillerBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/11/2025At least the 2008 crash was about a bet that housing would never decline. The next one will be about betting that six companies who sell each other magic beans would never decline 171591310
Reposted by Doug MillerPhil Corlett @philcorlett.bsky.social · 24/07/2026If you hoard those cables for long enough … 2385068735
Reposted by Doug MillerCosta Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out. 114137682877
Doug Miller @dgmlr.net · 19/07/2026Weird response from IGA: essentially, it’s not our fault. No statement about removing it from sale. 140
Reposted by Doug MillerDaf Smith @dafsmith.bsky.social · 09/07/2026"A vote for Binface is a vote for Labour." Proving that not all slogans on a party leaflet can be translated seriously when contesting against a joke candidate. Or Count Binface for that matter. 0332
Doug Miller @dgmlr.net · 22/06/2026Several interviews with "business people" along the lines "Good idea, but ... it makes cash-flow management more difficult". Translation: "I may have to rely more on my own money instead of borrowing interest-free and consent-free from my employees". Yeah, I think they should shut-up about that. 120
Reposted by Doug MillerKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/06/2026When Clinton had a sexual affair with a White House intern inside the building, the White House press corps took it as a personal insult. Meanwhile, Trump has repeatedly defiled the White House and Washington in much uglier ways and attacked journalists directly and they can't stop kissing his ass. 19794162
Reposted by Doug MillerEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 02/06/2026Anthropic and OpenAI are dangerous and unsustainable companies that shouldn’t be taken public. The AI bubble is a con and retail investors are the marks. AI doesn’t have ROI, it’s nothing like AWS or Uber, and it’s got no post-bubble recovery story. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbKD...youtube.comAnthopic, OpenAI Should Not Be Allowed to IPO, Says Ed ZitronYouTube video by Bloomberg Podcasts 914073964
Reposted by Doug MillerMixmaster Sunbeam J @jmspdly.bsky.social · 28/05/2026How did Brereton not understand that his job was to be the most obviously non-corrupt person in the country? #auspol 084
Reposted by Doug MillerPup Fiction @pupfiction.bsky.social · 21/05/2026"I just went to a GP for a repeat of me startins. This foreign doctor kept saying something like that I had a nasty ray cyst?? I didn't understand at all. I had to ask her to please explain" 11446
Reposted by Doug MillerPup Fiction @pupfiction.bsky.social · 18/05/2026"Hello darkness my old friend.." Darkness : "Ugh, forgot to turn off DMs" 3469
Reposted by Doug MillerBex is WEAK on crime @bextraordinary.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Doesn't feel too out there to say that every hour of work "saved" by AI just becomes someone else's hour of work. 15788333
Reposted by Doug MillerMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 03/05/2026In Oxford they just call them commas. 2689
Reposted by Doug MillerJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/04/2026this would fix the website 293164253110
Reposted by Doug MillerKaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 29/04/2026People are free to say they oppose Acknowledgements of, or Welcome to, Country, thereby identifying as dull & amateur drama queens. They're not free to disrupt solemn public commemoration ceremonies with racist heckling. That's called disturbing the peace & being a fully-assembled, arrestible tool. 89922
Reposted by Doug MillerChris Kendall @ottocr.at · 23/04/2026Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, I repeat Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, this is unpreced— <wait my producer is just whispering something in my ear> Apparently this is precedented 541924507
Reposted by Doug MillerThe Saturday Paper @thesaturdaypaper.com.au · 18/04/2026“Angus Taylor said the 1300 Gazans who have come to Australia since October 2023 should be vetted again. He gave no evidence for his claim that they represent a clear risk to our country. This is unfathomable bigotry.” | Paul Bongiorno satpa.pe/y8CHWjMsatpa.pePM’s journey for oil salvation 32713
Doug Miller @dgmlr.net · 06/04/2026To be fair to Pink Floyd, that album is not really about “dark side of the moon”, or science. In fact, the only reference to the title is an audio vérité disclaimer at the end: “There is no dark side in the moon really. Matter of fact it’s all dark.” Which should clear up any confusion. 😀 010
Reposted by Doug MillerTim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 05/04/2026Dark side ≠ far side. The far side receives just as much sunlight as the side that faces us. The Dark Side of the Moon is an album by Pink Floyd. Otherwise, it is a transient thing. 161
Reposted by Doug MillerMargaret Morgan 🇪🇺🇳🇱🇦🇺 @margaretmorgan.bsky.social · 04/04/2026What's worst about this is that it wasn't just a simple accident, absently writing "America" instead of "Atlantic". The whole sense of the headline requires them to have actually believed that is what "NATO" stands for, which demonstrates a grotesque* level of Americentrism. [*Quelle surprise] 65115
Reposted by Doug MillerKevin Bonham @kevinbonham.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Look upon this one, anti-preferencers, and despair. This is the face of art. Behold it and crawl back into the holes from which you came. 68027
Reposted by Doug Millerchagadelic @chagadelic.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I ran that post through Gemini and it told me to walk to the car wash with my strawberry 071
Reposted by Doug MillerBen Eltham @beneltham.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Well, one thing that sets it apart is consciousness 35510
Reposted by Doug Millerpaws101 [Paul 🇦🇺 🦘For Ukraine 🇺🇦] @paws101.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Quality line up in South Australia Election! "Because he is now in Prison" With the track record of LNP & PHON looks like they might give the Independents a go for members with Mug Shots!🤔 (Ex Liberal Party of Australia (SA) (2014–2017)) 021
Reposted by Doug MillerKetan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 16/03/2026Cheers to everyone who delayed fossil fuel phaseout by saying "you can't switch off fossil fuels overnight" Because thanks to them everyone now has to face a situation where fossil fuels are switched off overnight 🙃🙃🙃 282169591
Reposted by Doug MillerEwart, Dave @davidewart.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Why do Aussies love caravanning so much? Because you can sleep in your kitchen, lounge room, and driveway—all at once 1103
Reposted by Doug MillerSid Smith @sidsmith.bsky.social · 14/03/2026“We were somewhere around Whitley Bay on the edge of Monkseaton when the mylar began to take hold.” 0103
Reposted by Doug Millershardcore @shardcore.org · 12/03/2026i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke” 41188051542
Reposted by Doug MillerSid Smith @sidsmith.bsky.social · 13/02/2026The return of the giant Hogwood 1121
Reposted by Doug MillerLindy Morrison @lindymorrison.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Jeffrey Wegener and I ponder a kick drum position. 2132
Reposted by Doug MillerThe Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 08/02/2026If I came up with a headline this stupid, I'd fire half my newsroom too 081
Doug Miller @dgmlr.net · 08/02/2026While browsing Discogs I discovered these Keith Jarrett twofer CD compilations with astonishingly bad cover art .... 121
Reposted by Doug MillerGreg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Australia Day is such bullshit. NSW proclamation day at best. At worst a celebration of the crimes of colonisation. If you have to acknowledge that the day is a source of pain for many, that’s a damn good sign it’s a shit day to have as your national day. 35627133
Reposted by Doug MillerRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21/01/2026NATO & Denmark: We will give you the exact same security arrangements you have had for the past 40 years in Greenland. Trump: Total surrender! Art of the deal! 1433418778
Reposted by Doug MillerWarrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan @warringtonruncorn.com · 22/01/2026“We’ve invented a magic computer. It uses all of the earth’s resources, we’ve spent trillions on it and it’s the sole growth area of the US economy.” “What does it do?” “We were hoping you could tell us.” 532112827
Doug Miller @dgmlr.net · 22/01/2026He seems surprised that the bullshit-generator (that he chose to use) generated bullshit: "Our AI has messed up". But then he confesses to who has really messed up: while all posts were normally reviewed before being posted, some had been made public by mistake while he was out of the country.abc.net.au'Our AI has messed up': Tour operator offers non-existent destinationsWeldborough in remote north-east Tasmania has lots of natural beauty. But it does not have hot springs — and it is causing headaches for locals. 110
Reposted by Doug MillerThe Lone Raider @theloneraider.bsky.social · 17/01/2026They should all just dump US treasury bonds overnight. Then stand well back. 4303
Reposted by Doug MillerPup Fiction @pupfiction.bsky.social · 18/01/2026At the scene of the Coalition’s 2025 election loss 06914
Reposted by Doug MillerPeter Murphy @peterwmurphy1.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Remember: 26Jan has been recognised as a Day of Mourning since 1938, in recognition of the invasion, dispossession & numerous massacres by British invaders against Indigenous Australians since 1788. It has only been a public holiday as Australia Day since 1994. Facts matter. History matters. #auspol 620472
Reposted by Doug Millerdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 15/01/2026wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage 92124503984
Reposted by Doug MillerKent Parkstreet @kentparkskeet.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Because the Nazi salutes weren’t enough? And the white supremacism?bbc.comSandwell school considers leaving X over sexualised AI content fearsHeadteacher Jamie Barry says "we want to use the platform, but not at the expense of safety". 2153
Reposted by Doug MillerAntfarmer @antfarmer.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Live pictures of Peter Malinauskas on #ABC730media.tenor.coma man in a pink shirt is riding a bicycle in a parking lot .ALT: a man in a pink shirt is riding a bicycle in a parking lot . 1173
Reposted by Doug MillerAntfarmer @antfarmer.bsky.social · 14/01/2026As Randa Abdel-Fattah explained recently, Zionism is a political project, a colonialist genocidal project, not a religion like Judaism and therefore cannot command ‘cultural safety’. It can be critiqued just like communism. Someone should explain this to the handsome dolt SA Premier. #ABC730 33412
Reposted by Doug MillerKent Parkstreet @kentparkskeet.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Scott Adams dead. Racism alive and well. 1111
Reposted by Doug MillerNick Feik @nickfeik.bsky.social · 04/01/2026The News Corp campaign for a royal commission is like pushing on a string - the other media just following their lead and Labor too cowed to push back. No rationale, no questions, no interrogation of the problems. The whole thing is genuinely stupid. 1223860
Reposted by Doug MillerPup Fiction @pupfiction.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Australia at the moment is basically politicians competing to see who can scream the loudest at everyone to shut up and be ‘socially cohesive’ or else Which nobody wants, except them. What a fucking country 3408
