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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 4h
Donald Trump is a pedophile
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 4h
I can't get over how no fascists can stand like real people
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 6h
Brilliant move from our big wet leader
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Tread Perilously @treadperilously.bsky.social · 16h
October is Horror Month for the Tread Perilously podcast, this time focusing on the Devil! Stay tuned for Highway to Heaven's "The Devil and Jonathan Smith" this Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Patreon, & @fanbasepress.bsky.social Co-Hosts: @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 17h
An image from Dougal Dixon's Man After Man showing a bizarre bulgy man that looks a lot like Elon Musk
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 19h
the hardest part of any slasher rampage is spring-loading all the bodies to scare the Final Girl at the end
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 20h
Was he wearing a hot dog costume at the time
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 21h
The most realistic part of Halloween is the beginning where the high school boy lasts about a minute and a half
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 21h
Halloween was shot in South Pasadena, CA. I lived there for 5 years. It's nice! Barely any masked killers
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 21h
Pitching netflix on a TV series about Michael Myers learning to drive
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 21h
I'm not watching the entire Halloween franchise this season because it's easy I'm doing it because it's hard
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 22h
People are calling it the clammiest pair in history
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 23h
The thing about Republicans is that they're repugnant on every level. Just gutter racist, stupid, violent vermin
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 23h
Republicans are the party of rape and rapists
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Any journalist who doesn't immediately ask "you control the entire government, why don't you send these checks out now" should find a new job
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I never understood "the Innsmouth look" before Elon
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that was close
A screenshot from the wikipedia bio of DC's Harley Quinn.

"Dini had several names in mind while naming the character, such as Columbine, and eventually settled on the name "Harley Quinn".[18] Dini chose the name for the character to be in line"
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh I see the problem. Yeah, I listen to *good* country & western
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you take into account how pro-pedophile the GOP is, you understand this is Paxton trying to appear moderate
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's super great that every year we hear about some new crank with that has the entire tech world believing absolute dogshit
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The boomer urge to say "are you ready?" before relating the most mundane gossip
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the funniest/most disturbing things about right wingers like Alex is they genuinely don't understand fiction as a thing that exists. Imagination is a function of empathy and they don't have that, so any story has to be something that has happened, is happening, or being planned
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Weird" how all the worst people in the world love AI
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When mommy covers her face, did she vanish? She at least behaves as if she has
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"yoU gOtTa WiN in tExaS" meanwhile this motherfucker won in Kentucky
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thinking about making Starro the Casserole
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Even the AI companies know the product is shit!
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AI Companies: You will be fired for using AI
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The incredible thing about AI is that it manages to be morally, economically, and intellectually indefensible.
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whoops all mechanical Turks!
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
John Fetterman looks like something that escaped Raccoon City
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay then OpenAI should be held liable
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Fanbase Press @fanbasepress.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@treadperilously.bsky.social concludes its annual Star Trek month with an episode of Star Trek: Picard called “Imposters.” Available on Apple Podcasts, Patreon, & Fanbase Press Co-Hosts: @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social
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Tread Perilously - ‘Star Trek: Picard - Imposters’ - Fanbasepress
Tread Perilously is a podcast in which hosts Erik Amaya and author Justin Robinson watch the “worst” episodes of popular TV shows, attempting to determine if
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
With the caveat that all "greatest whatevers of all time" lists are inherently subjective, the thing I find interesting about the nyt one is how little value they place on endings
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pitching a show called The Physicalist, about a man who punches crime until it's solved
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of my daughter's favorite games is making me guess the names of Dandy's World characters
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The only conservatives I respect were in Predator
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Fanbase Press @fanbasepress.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@treadperilously.bsky.social concludes its annual Star Trek month with an episode of Star Trek: Picard called “Imposters.” Available on Apple Podcasts, Patreon, & Fanbase Press Co-Hosts: @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social
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Tread Perilously - ‘Star Trek: Picard - Imposters’ - Fanbasepress
Tread Perilously is a podcast in which hosts Erik Amaya and author Justin Robinson watch the “worst” episodes of popular TV shows, attempting to determine if
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just thinking about how the sitting president of the United States is a pedophile and absolutely no one in power is doing anything about it
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
House of Cards ranking higher than The Shield is a genuinely funny bit
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Eight more days till Halloween Halloween Halloween
A graphic showing that Halloween 3: Season of the Witch has a disgraceful 50% critic rating (rotten) and a 31% audience rating on rotten tomatoes
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Managed to cut my finger while making a dish with lime in it. Pray for Mojo
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Strange New Worlds finally answering the question What's better than Celia Rose Gooding? 2 Celia Rose Goodings
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I will happily agree that the ratio of silly to serious episodes is off this season of Strange New Worlds, but any argument that you shouldn't have them is ridiculous
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck yeah Strange New Worlds
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tucker hasn't turned over a new leaf. He's pivoting his grift. He's still fascist slime; he's just smart enough to see which way the wind's blowing
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Tread Perilously @treadperilously.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tread Perilously concludes its annual Star Trek month with an episode of Star Trek: Picard called “Imposters.” Available on Apple Podcasts, Patreon, & @fanbasepress.bsky.social Co-Hosts: @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social
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Tread Perilously - ‘Star Trek: Picard - Imposters’ - Fanbasepress
Tread Perilously is a podcast in which hosts Erik Amaya and author Justin Robinson watch the “worst” episodes of popular TV shows, attempting to determine if
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 02/04/2026
“It is a striking indication of the social and cultural decay inherent in the final stages of capitalism, when elaborate scientific methods begin to be used, no longer to promote, but to eliminate intelligence from among the workers, because intelligent workers become Communists.” R. P. Dutt (1934)
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