Sign in

DeWitt

@dewittpowers.bsky.social
151 followers 171 following 619 posts

I don't know you

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by DeWitt
✠ 𝐃𝐨𝐜 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 - 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇨🇦 🇬🇱 🖇️ 𝟾𝟼𝟺𝟽 @unauthorizedbeast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mufuckas
63719
Reposted by DeWitt
Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@joblessthursday

(image of Philomena Cunk saying the below tweet)

@i_zzzzzz

It's easy to think of Italy as nothing more than spaghetti, garlic bread, and parmesan cheese. But a quick look at their history reveals they invented fascism
2262891036
Reposted by DeWitt
Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
m.youtube.com/watch?v=1si6...
m.youtube.com
Kids In The Hall - Each Day We Work
YouTube video by Marcel Tang
2193
Reposted by DeWitt
Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Titanic is actually a great analogy since the merger will definitely sink and destroy many lives, but the rich people will get away on the lifeboats.
859238
Reposted by DeWitt
Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have my great great great grandfathers diary in my possession - he drew this in 1845. There were no photos so he drew what he saw. I am sharing Henry T Whinfield’s art for the first time ever to the world. This is a world debut.
Drawing of a windmill
14526109
Reposted by DeWitt
Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
106198446638
DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also Dolly Parton's nephew: "Her money better be bigger than I can make elsewhere or I'm going to fuck everyone"
010
Reposted by DeWitt
PraiseTheSun🌅 @praisethe-sun.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
1646
Reposted by DeWitt
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A bottom leans over exposing himself to a partner and says "my asshole is actually a poretal to another location." The top says "cool... where does it end up?" The bottom replies "My buddy Dave's house." We cut to Dave quietly reading in his living room. A penis materializes out of thing air. Dave looks up with a smile and says "hey alright, Patrick's gettin' laid."
484414574
Reposted by DeWitt
maru @koyamori.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Saw this lil guy hanging in a car window. Hang in there lil guy. Hang in there everyone.
540068
DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Unsolicited thoughts on the new Mastodon album: Poisonous Weapons seems at least a little distasteful in this context no matter exactly when it was written or who/what it's actually about, especially with Brent Hinds' face on the cover.
100
Reposted by DeWitt
Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Every sharkman we don't create is a sharkman we murdered
1152
Reposted by DeWitt
dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
properly done, that's the fucking job. you're a donut-sucking bureaucrat. "i pay your salary" type shit. you deserve significantly less respect than any dmv employee because you make more and do less. hop to it. put the servant back in public servant. who the fuck do you think you are
1084662
DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
They updated it to a slightly less dishonest hairline, I mean headline.
A screenshot of one of those Girt knockoffs with an updated and slightly less dishonest title and thumbnail saying "Tim Pool vs 20 progressives"
000
DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Describe your music taste using only three artists No genres allowed King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard Jesse Welles Mastodon
120
DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
On one hand I agree. On the other hand I can't even afford the fucking Ford. On the other other hand, I'm not clever enough to come up with some relevant joke about three hands or something, I don't know, so I'm probably not invited anyway
000
Reposted by DeWitt
Miss Mira, Burrito Taxidermist @missmira2u.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It's hardly the most important issue raised by this, but to all musicians and allied workers - we're going to need an industry model that doesn't depend so much on touring if we're gonna survive the climate crisis I want a world for musicians where touring is not a requirement to be taken seriously
085
Reposted by DeWitt
🦇 Hexavier 🎃 @xavierck.com · 01/08/2026
this is not to say everything is so dire over there the field of research is still rich with promise
Tumblr post from user verminfang:

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay
347071
Reposted by DeWitt
doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
rodney dangerfield next please, so he doesn't get any respect even in death
2374
Reposted by DeWitt
Krakenoid @krakenoid.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Gotta make it weird. Slip in the number of Bad Dragon dildoes I own into the middle of a paragraph. Just drop it in there like a team of parachuting commandos. Let the reader create the context.
071
Reposted by DeWitt
Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The tiny civilian cars in Zeta Gundam look pretty silly. I made fun of them when I first watched Turns out they're based on actual early electric car designs from the 70s and early 80s (CitiCar and ComutaCar.)
27951244
DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
There is no Planet B
youtu.be
KING GIZZARD & THE LIZARD WIZARD - PLANET B
YouTube video by Flightless Records
010
Reposted by DeWitt
Holly Green @winnersusedrugs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
There is a raccoon running around Capitol Hill who has Shortened Spine Syndrome.
912054583
Reposted by DeWitt
Dee Mack @carly911.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Doesn’t look like everyone enjoyed that. bsky.app/profile/ronf...
294
Reposted by DeWitt
Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 08/07/2026
WAIT FOR IT WAIT. FOR. IT! 🪶 🐣
18192292238
Reposted by DeWitt
Chris Schweizer @ NYCC (H27) @schweizercomics.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
On this day in 1850, John Horse tried valiantly to lead a band of more than 200 Black folks, Seminole, and displaced Kickapoo across the Rio Grande to freedom in Mexico under hot pursuit by bounty hunters, a Comanche war party, and the Texas Rangers. 1/🧵
Drawing of a dark-skinned Black man in his late 30s wearing a relatively form-fitting white-with-yellow accents Seminole outfit. He has two feathers sticking out of a yellow head scarf and holds his yellow sash, into which is tucked a knife. Drawing is over a light blue background.
3366133
DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
bug feet train little red feet
100
Reposted by DeWitt
Aunty Donna @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hugh Jackman has officially passed the reigns to Broden Kelly. We're thrilled to have his blessing.
Broden Kelly as Wolverine in the snowWolverine (played by Broden Kelly) stands above Magneto (Zach Ruane), Nightcrawler (Sam Lingham) and defends Professor X (Mark Bonanno)
48213
Reposted by DeWitt
Jesse @broximar.ca · 29/06/2026
My new goal is to decrease my Customer Lifetime Value
051
DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
What's that, @sonyplaystation.bsky.social? You're saying you want me to hold off on buying anything, and then you want me to buy it anywhere but Playstation? What I'm being told here is that when GTA VI is a year in and more content-rich that you're wanting me to buy it on PC instead.
pcgamer.com
Hearing about the future of PlayStation from its top dogs made me so depressed I had to go lie down
My life for shareholder value.
000
DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
So for 2 people you're looking at a $40? How is that better than just getting a more convenient and comfortable Uber? I'm sure it'll just be going to a few partnered hotels too, not for actual residents. Y'all really hate public transit here. In Chicago, $20 gets tourists a week pass for train/bus
000
Reposted by DeWitt
shan🎷🐛 @shanhoran.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My books are up for preorder hehe shanhoran.com/store
47327
DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This does suck for whoever was forced to struggle through making those assets work and the coworkers they didn't get to make friends with, but I wonder if people who grandstand like this realize that bluesky would have a similar disclaimer on steam (and should on google/apple too)
010
DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Build that shit in Brentwood instead (or not at all). Zoo animals get treated poorly enough as it is. c.org/mWNWNHYYZf
c.org
Sign the Petition
Nashville Zoo Says No to Proposed Data Center
020
DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I thought the popularity of the memes this movie is based on were rooted pretty firmly in generative AI though
000
Reposted by DeWitt
Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
apparently there's a mod to remove gay marriage in skyrim like bro you're literally the only person who gets married at all in the game and if you need a mod to prevent yourself from getting gay married that says something about you
1076224897
Reposted by DeWitt
Veerender Singh Jubbal @veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Wario64’s ban is an excellent example that, if your work/wage/platform/earning/existing is directly tied to site in any way—it can just f**king be destroyed in an instant. You could spend years grinding/working so hard to the point many so not even see the hardships, and it can be erased in snap.
319957
DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
They both are fucking terrible. If you want a coke, just drink a fucking coke. There's no need for this silly non-alcoholic beer "I watch porn for the plot" type shit. The only reason anybody drinks either of them is the same reason vegans eat fake meat - habits and marketing. They taste like shit
010
DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I Love Boosters is your friend. You should go visit your friend.
000
Reposted by DeWitt
Victor Bizar Gómez @bizargomez.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Everything is too expensive now
1489
DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
If you don't care about the politics, why would you be there doing all those politics and now publicly scrambling like a bitch to backpedal on the politics you actively involved yourself with (but don't care about). You sound spineless, which makes sense since that's how all billionaires happen.
020
DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I didn't expect to see Tracey Ullman and Olivia Munn in the new Mortal Kombat movie
000
Reposted by DeWitt
RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 01/05/2026
good tweet
screenshot of a very long rant tweet about the state of technology. Its too long to paste into the alt text
12574512799
DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Error loading post. Rate limit exceeded. Try again.
000
DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Today is my mom's 66th birthday. Today I also stopped drawing this thing I've been doodling on after work all week. It's not my mom though. It's actually a repurposed trash compactor. #doodle #drawing #happybirthdaytomymom
A drawing of a yellow monster with orange fins for arms, blue lips showing vampire teeth I guess, some kind of Optimus Prime helmet, a light blue scale armor vest, and a light post growing from his head. His pants are unbuttoned for some reason. He used to be a trash compactor.
051
DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
If you see this, post a rabbit. 🐰 (From an old game of doodleordie. No, that's not supposed to be his dick resting on the stovetop. Yes, it sure does look like it.) #bunny #rabbit #doodle
An mspaint level drawing from a game of doodleordie featuring a rabbit in his cubical den watching his pot of chili simmer on the stovetop. One of his feet looks like a penis, and I'm sorry about that. The screenshot also includes the prompt for the drawing, "a bunny watching his pot of chilli simmer."
051
DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Random in, random out. I probably should have taken a picture of the random lines first. #drawing #doodles #sketchbook #sketch #illustration #drawingexercise #art
Sketchbook drawing, made by turning random lines into random objects. 

The right side of the image features a ghost tree with a fishing rod growing from its head, with a question mark as bait. One arm is bound and dripping, while the other extends around the upper border of the image to the left side. A snake with the face of a human wraps around tree's arm, while the other end of the snake is a hand that grabs a battletoad in the upper left corner. The snake's head is partially obscured by some kind of giant eggplant as it approaches the battletoad. 

The bottom of the image features a line of assorted characters (a large nun, a small nun, a rat, an angry gumby sort of person, a fraulein faun, and something like a crispy critter with a spear) holding hands mostly in disappointment as the nun at the front of them reads from a book in the face of a group of small barbaric stick figures (who may or may not live in the base of the tree). One stick figure chants from on top of a tower and sends a magical middle finger up to the nun. A digitally colorized version of the sketchbook drawing from the other image.

Sketchbook drawing, made by turning random lines into random objects. 

The right side of the image features a ghost tree with a fishing rod growing from its head, with a question mark as bait. One arm is bound and dripping, while the other extends around the upper border of the image to the left side. A snake with the face of a human wraps around tree's arm, while the other end of the snake is a hand that grabs a battletoad in the upper left corner. The snake's head is partially obscured by some kind of giant eggplant as it approaches the battletoad. 

The bottom of the image features a line of assorted characters (a large nun, a small nun, a rat, an angry gumby sort of person, a fraulein faun, and something like a crispy critter with a spear) holding hands mostly in disappointment as the nun at the front of them reads from a book in the face of a group of small barbaric stick figures (who may or may not live in the base of the tree). One stick figure chants from on top of a tower and sends a magical middle finger up to the nun.
090
DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Parking Rulez #graffiti #streetart
Parking garage chalk graffiti featuring a webcomic style character with shaggy hair and large eyes, which states "PARKING RULEZ"
050