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DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No need to click. ign only had one of these three in the article anyway
Brendan Fraser on the set of The Mummy 4Brendan Fraser on the set of The Mummy 4Brendan Fraser on the set of The Mummy 4
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DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
They updated it to a slightly less dishonest hairline, I mean headline.
A screenshot of one of those Girt knockoffs with an updated and slightly less dishonest title and thumbnail saying "Tim Pool vs 20 progressives"
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DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
the real one is funnier
Side by side comparison showing the edited image of Don Jr and Eric as teenagers and the reality of how goofy/weird they actually looked in the unaltered picture
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DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
bug feet train little red feet
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DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Just like the freschetta I had this weekend!
Donut County new DLC pack featuring Freschetta frozen pizza
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DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
According to the bluesky translator, you need a job that provides pasta - the one thing you can't accumulate yourself.
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DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Bonk
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DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Then after it shows you that, it changes the store page to say it's included in Game Pass or $4.99.
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DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Today is my mom's 66th birthday. Today I also stopped drawing this thing I've been doodling on after work all week. It's not my mom though. It's actually a repurposed trash compactor. #doodle #drawing #happybirthdaytomymom
A drawing of a yellow monster with orange fins for arms, blue lips showing vampire teeth I guess, some kind of Optimus Prime helmet, a light blue scale armor vest, and a light post growing from his head. His pants are unbuttoned for some reason. He used to be a trash compactor.
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DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
If you see this, post a rabbit. 🐰 (From an old game of doodleordie. No, that's not supposed to be his dick resting on the stovetop. Yes, it sure does look like it.) #bunny #rabbit #doodle
An mspaint level drawing from a game of doodleordie featuring a rabbit in his cubical den watching his pot of chili simmer on the stovetop. One of his feet looks like a penis, and I'm sorry about that. The screenshot also includes the prompt for the drawing, "a bunny watching his pot of chilli simmer."
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DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Random in, random out. I probably should have taken a picture of the random lines first. #drawing #doodles #sketchbook #sketch #illustration #drawingexercise #art
Sketchbook drawing, made by turning random lines into random objects. 

The right side of the image features a ghost tree with a fishing rod growing from its head, with a question mark as bait. One arm is bound and dripping, while the other extends around the upper border of the image to the left side. A snake with the face of a human wraps around tree's arm, while the other end of the snake is a hand that grabs a battletoad in the upper left corner. The snake's head is partially obscured by some kind of giant eggplant as it approaches the battletoad. 

The bottom of the image features a line of assorted characters (a large nun, a small nun, a rat, an angry gumby sort of person, a fraulein faun, and something like a crispy critter with a spear) holding hands mostly in disappointment as the nun at the front of them reads from a book in the face of a group of small barbaric stick figures (who may or may not live in the base of the tree). One stick figure chants from on top of a tower and sends a magical middle finger up to the nun. A digitally colorized version of the sketchbook drawing from the other image.

Sketchbook drawing, made by turning random lines into random objects. 

The right side of the image features a ghost tree with a fishing rod growing from its head, with a question mark as bait. One arm is bound and dripping, while the other extends around the upper border of the image to the left side. A snake with the face of a human wraps around tree's arm, while the other end of the snake is a hand that grabs a battletoad in the upper left corner. The snake's head is partially obscured by some kind of giant eggplant as it approaches the battletoad. 

The bottom of the image features a line of assorted characters (a large nun, a small nun, a rat, an angry gumby sort of person, a fraulein faun, and something like a crispy critter with a spear) holding hands mostly in disappointment as the nun at the front of them reads from a book in the face of a group of small barbaric stick figures (who may or may not live in the base of the tree). One stick figure chants from on top of a tower and sends a magical middle finger up to the nun.
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DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Parking Rulez #graffiti #streetart
Parking garage chalk graffiti featuring a webcomic style character with shaggy hair and large eyes, which states "PARKING RULEZ"
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DeWitt @dewittpowers.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
He kind of reminds of this guy. (no offense intended btw, just meant as a nice comparison to something from my childhood, and the resemblance is really superficial at best)
An updated handdrawn version of the cover art from the Aero the Acro-Bat video game.
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