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Projectile Teeth

@teeth.bsky.social
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Cishet white dad & husband. video games, politics, cooking, music, bass guitar. Cleveland native. USN vet, regrettably.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14h
please keep in mind that many shitheel things tucked into the big beautiful bill aren’t set to take effect until AFTER the midterms, because they know they’re fucked. so tell everyone this, as often as you can so no one forgets, because the republicans WILL blame everything in that bill on democrats
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 19h
Democrats should not pay any attention to hysterical Republican transphobia because solidarity is the correct and moral choice for a healthy democracy. But also, because now is the time to be a spiteful aggressive bastard. Because the people love it when it's in the service of justice.
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 19h
Idk if I want to learn how to replace my graphics card fans from this guy—what is on his head
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 22h
Yeah why not
My 9 games that shaped who I am:

The Legend of Zelda (NES)
Doom II: Hell on Earth (PC)
Baldur’s Gate 1 (PC)
Thief II: The Metal Age (PC)
Unreal Tournament (PC)
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (Xbox 360)
Mass Effect (360)
Dark Souls (PS3)
Risk of Rain (PC)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cartoon pigs are a psy op against real pigs who are intensely emotional and intelligent animals but are depicted in cartoons as pervert buffoons stealing attention away from better, funnier characters, which in turn gives us moral permission to eat Ham Lunchables
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rolling Stone article:

WHAT SOME FOLKS REALLY MEAN WHEN THEY CLAIM TO HAVENEVERHEARD
OF KEEPING PAINTINGS IN THE FRIDGE
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aight. I know the iced coffee talk is over, but I have the impression that showing up with home brewed coffee in a travel mug would not make anyone blink. Iced coffee? They’ll judge you. You’re frivolous and fussy and you spend your money on treats.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible.
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good lord I hate Reddit
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sighing and huffing and puffing when some internet stranger pushes back against any point I’m making Don’t they see I have “phd” in my handle? They’re not supposed to do that
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Dash Lewis // Gardener @gardenerjams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
happy birthday trish
youtu.be
Broadcast - Come On Let's Go / Unchanging Window / Chord Simple - 20 May 2000
YouTube video by city worker
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This Choosin TX shit is dumb. Lots of people mad that other people are much better at curating the media and entertainment they interact with. I think the last new country song I heard was “Old Town Road.” Idgaf if I don’t have my finger on the pulse of mediocrity. Sorry you feel you need to I guess
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy 7th anniversary to me and the Mrs. I think this song gets stuck in my head this day every year
m.youtube.com
Lil B - 16 - Robberversiary
YouTube video by xxxDJAK47xxx
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope The Browns lose today, or whenever they’re playing. Fucking bums!
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Growing out my hair because I never really tried before, and my wife likes the idea. But right now I feel like I look like Anton Chiguhr or some kind of Emo Dad and it tickles my face and obscures my vision and idk how some people live like this
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 27/09/2026
“Record-setting country song” sounds like “award-winning dog food”. I still don’t want to consume it; no matter how nuts the asshole lickers go for it
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm at the evil library
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just played a full horse
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(excitedly) That’s money in the toilet
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This might be a controversial statement but I think the AI sex cult mansion should be burned down with everyone inside
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let’s fucking abuse the shit out of this IP, idgaf.
Mitch McConnell in vegetative drooling state, in wheelchair, labeled “Star Wars”

Guy pushing him labeled “Disney”
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hahahahaha I’m so angry and anxious all the time haha
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trying something
Pepperoni pizza with a dollop of cottage cheese and hot sauce
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
everybody was posting their titties, especially ones you didn't want to see
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My HDD is making the WORST noises, dude. I am scared. I don't even want to see what a new SSD replacement costs.
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes I wish I was better at clocking fonts so I could make more convincing photoshops. But then I’d have to care about fonts enough to distinguish them from each other
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Idiot Survey" that NYT publishes once a month or whatever:

What's the one word that comes to mind when you hear the name James Talarico?

Jeffrey: Progressive.

Dennis: Neutral.

Jennifer: Wonderswan.
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Tuba Zef 🐟fishpersonshooter.com🐟 @tubazef.com · 24/09/2026
A flash game titled “Kramer Hentai Adventure.” Kramer is in the desert saying “Hmm, I wonder where I should go next on my epic quest for hentai…”
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DJ Plague Mouse 💎🐁 @rhinestonemice.wtf · 23/09/2026
This story seems to have been inspired by Jesse Singals podcast from last week
Screenshot of a Nazi podcast on a Nazi platform for Nazis 

Premium: Last Ditch Bar and the never ending accountability session

Plus. mouthy women get kicked out of an inclusive sports bar
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't think folks understand how much money is going to poured into ramming Newsom down the throats of Americans if he runs. CBS will ensure it. CNN will ensure it. Musk will ensure it. The entire media landscape will be warped to feed Meemaw in Iowa an endless supply of lies.
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No, no, no, no. I like my city being completely under the radar. Don't do this to us, Taylor!
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just wrapped up the intro mission to Thousand Hells. I did exactly what I shouldn't have done, and KNEW I shouldn't have done, but I did it anyway and we all died and it was great.
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
About to attempt red beans and rice via NYT recipe Got two different kinds of “andouille” because I’ve found the quality of it is inconsistent up here. Sometimes you get some and it’s barely any different from some kielbasa smdh
Andouille, red beans, celery, garlic, onion, bell peppers on my messy kitchen counter
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
just looked at my Cleveland Clinic bill for when I thought I might have had cyclospora. Talked to a nurse for five minutes, and she had me shit in a cup, and they tested it and it came back negative and now I owe $770. I AM NEVER GOING TO THE DOCTOR AGAIN. I WILL DIE INSTEAD. FUCK YOU.
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Tuba Zef 🐟fishpersonshooter.com🐟 @tubazef.com · 22/09/2026
I don't pirate new games, not bc I don't know how to or bc I'm rich but bc I want to support developers and the industry as a whole, I'm part of it after all and I want devs to be rewarded for their work. But if people are being laid off even after releasing a successful game, then what's the point?
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lots of speculation about MS potentially selling Xbox to another party. Coming soon: Amazon Xbox? GrokBox? MBS Box? trying to think of someone not evil who would be interested... not coming up with much...
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gen Z men, you are going to die of prostate cancer if you don't pump the stump from time to time, jfc
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Seriously, fuck The Browns. Go back to Baltimore you fucking losers.
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 21/09/2026
Watch Bradford Cox play all-new Atlas Sound songs at the Making Time fest, his first show in seven years
stereogum.com
Bradford Cox Plays All New Songs In First Show In Seven Years At Making Time
Bradford Cox hath returned to us. In recent years, the Deerhunter frontman and Atlas Sound mastermind has been virtually inactive. Deerhunter and Atlas Sound both played their last shows in 2019. In 2...
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I keep having to look up “glonzo” every time somebody uses it. Fucking 6-7-ass political term. Y’all sound like fucking moon people.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 20/09/2026
I honestly can’t think of a better metaphor than the Department of War inviting a guy who padded his boxing records with scrubs right until he got hospitalized by someone who could actually fight
Department of War E
@DeptofWar
X.com
Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dude my son was playing the Steam Deck and browsing the store and a Jon Husted ad came on? How does that even happen?
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t pray But maybe I should try
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"catastrophic and unjustifiable," separate from the rest of the clip is doing a lot of laundering for the both-sides-ing he does afterwards he's still being a coward, lmao
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Converse
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am one of those people who is “killing” movie theaters and I’m not ashamed. I fucking hate to go to the movies. Sticky floor, people talking, gouged prices. Oh wow big picture LOUD! Don’t care. Shit experience. This post is about me being eager to see Resident Evil on streaming.
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