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dewbert @dewbert.social · 5h

brb going to Wilbraham, Massachusetts to find this man.

A television screen shows House Hunters on HGTV. A very handsome man is featured.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 12h

Google knows what they're doing here 🥵

A screenshot of an Instagram ad for Googlebooks featuring Henry Cavill looking foiiiiiiine

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 02/10/2026

These stickers, on the other hand, are very adorable 🥹

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 02/10/2026

These stupid stickers make me think less of you, actually. "Oopsie poopsie, bought the Nazi car but what can you do??"

A grey Tesla with a Maryland license plate "WATTSN" and a small sticker on the right hand side of the trunk that says "I bought this before the oligarchy."

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 01/10/2026

My husband's reaction as I kept talking

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 01/10/2026

Dropped this little jerk off at daycare this morning, where they told me they were moving him into the big dog room because he's guarding the human staff and exits for the room, and the medium/small dogs in his current room aren't correcting him properly.

A scruffy tan and white Shih Tzu-Terrier mix sits on a red office chair. He's giving a very innocent look.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 01/10/2026

Good morning and happy spooky szn to all who celebrate!

A selfie. I'm wearing a blue T-shirt with the word BOO-KAKKE on it. Underneath the letters are a cartoon ghost with its tongue out. The letters and ghost are dripping with cum.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 01/10/2026

Toasted Dave's Killer Bread Thins + Cottage Cheese + Everything Bagel Seasoning + Hot Honey 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Two slices of the snack described in the skeet on a white plate.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 01/10/2026

My phone tried to "AI enhance" a photo from the Charli XCX show and...

A zoomed in portion of a photo of me that has been "AI Enhanced," and I am horribly disfigured.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 30/09/2026

Looked quick and thought this bike reviewer was @msbutah.bsky.social

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 29/09/2026

The average American's response

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 29/09/2026

Why are my parents so cute???

A screenshot of a WhatsApp message from my mom showing two of the same anniversary card on a wooden table. The text is "How weird is it that Dad and I bought the same cards? I guess 47 yrs together rubs off on each other."

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 28/09/2026

Manifesting the energy to get off this couch for the Charli XCX concert.

A close up selfie. I'm laying on the couch, with two pillows behind my head.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 26/09/2026

A combination hotel room lighting/gay powers restored post

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 26/09/2026

Philly showing off before the storm

The Philadelphia skyline backlit with a vivid orange and purple sunset

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 25/09/2026

Doggo on public transit!

A selfie of me wearing an orange and blue striped puffer coat with our fluffy tan and white Shih Tzu-Terrier mix in a backpack on my lap.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 25/09/2026

Baby's first NextGen Acela -- heading to Philly for MUNA tonight.

A new Acela NextGen train on the platform at Union Station

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 25/09/2026

Our health plan runs 10/1-9/30 for some reason, so we're basically at the end of the plan year. This is what annual health care "costs" a fairly healthy same sex couple in the US with no major chronic conditions, not including insurance premiums (which thankfully for us are very low)

Screenshot of a health insurance app showing a "Financial Summary" covering from January 1, 2026, to the current date.
* Total billed by providers: $88,648.82
* What you paid: $2,456.23
A breakdown card titled "How what you paid breaks down" lists:
* Deductible: $516.25
* Coinsurance: $14.45
* Copay: $1,149.23
* Amount not covered: $776.30
Below the breakdown card are progress bars showing additional totals:
* Total plan discount: $58,265.15
* Total plan paid: $27,971.44
* Additional savings: $0.00
* What you paid: $2,456.23

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 25/09/2026

23.73 miles of e-biking today and my battery died a tenth of a mile from home.

A screenshot of the Garmin app showing five e-biking activities totaling 23.73 miles, along with a 1 hour cardio exercise event.

The display of my e-bike showing 0% battery.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 24/09/2026

13 year old me will be pleased.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 24/09/2026

Spotted in my office, apropos of... nothing.

A green hang tag with a smiling emoji that says "No Mask Required"

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 23/09/2026

I had no idea The Blade was even in the White House Press Pool but good on them for this, and shame on the Advocate

Back to the pool. The Blade was in the briefing room in the Reagan era, when Press Secretary Larry Speakes made jokes about AIDS and the reporters in the room laughed out loud. We endured all of that abuse and worse for decades, always standing in the back of the room and never being called on. The Blade’s journalists persevered. When President George W. Bush was re-elected in 2004, the Blade’s White House credentials were revoked amid an earlier press crackdown. Notably, no one boycotted or stood up for us. When Barack Obama won election in 2008, I received an email from his communications director informing me that effective midnight on Jan. 20, 2009, the Blade’s credentials would be restored.

So we have had quite a ride navigating administrations and their changing requirements for gaining access but always playing the long game. As Barney Frank used to say, “If you’re not at the table, then you’re probably on the menu.” The Blade is at the table and we do our best to ensure the LGBTQ community’s issues are addressed by both parties.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 23/09/2026

I don't usually like synthetic fabrics but these Quince Performance Polos are sooooo comfy!

A mirror selfie of me in the bathroom at my office. I am wearing a teal long sleeve polo shirt and khaki pants, and holding a smartphone on my left hand.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 23/09/2026

this thing was a beast

A Toshiba T-3100 portable computer with orange plasma display.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 22/09/2026

Mark of the beast at the gay bar

A screenshot from a budgeting app showing a charge of $66.66 at Crush Bar

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 21/09/2026

Close, but our recently retired Thomas Alexander Samplecard lived on COMMODORE JOSHUA BARNEY DRIVE NE!

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 21/09/2026

I see we're doing sample ID reveals on here and I'd like to introduce you to Samuel Daniel Samplecard, Jr. and Beverly Springs Samplecard.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 19/09/2026

there was a building there and it was brutalist

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 18/09/2026

biceptember submission

a shirtless mirror selfie. I'm flexing, showing off a line art tattoo of a bicycle with a lightning bolt underneath.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 18/09/2026

oh no, rascal killed little orphan annie

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 17/09/2026

someone at google is having a fun day

four views of the yellow shocked emoji face, rotating 180 degrees from front to rear, revealing a butt on the back

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 16/09/2026

Taking a break from reading dystopian non-fiction to read some dystopian fiction!

A Kobo e-reader shows the cover of Exit Party by Emily St. John Mandel

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 16/09/2026

My favorite slop bowl: 650 cals, 60g protein -Sweet Potato -Taco Seasoned Ground Turkey -Lettuce -Tomato -Pickled Onions -Cottage Cheese -Hot Honey Drizzle

The meal described in the body of the post in a white bowl on a table with a yellow placemat and gray table cloth

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 14/09/2026

So many new gray arm hairs

A photo of my hairy arm, with lots of grays amongst the black

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 13/09/2026

Amazing things happening on the washingtondc subreddit

A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/washingtondc titled "I thought these were a myth, but this is an actual glory hole" tagged "[Rant]". The attached photo shows the inside of a public restroom stall with a white toilet on the left and a beige partition on the right. In the stall wall, just above a black toilet paper dispenser, is a crude hole that has been heavily and messily covered over with multiple overlapping strips of black duct tape, surrounded by dark residue and scuff marks. A caption at the bottom reads: "@ the Washington sailing marina, this was not here years ago at sailing camp...."

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 13/09/2026

Quite a breakfast situation at Union Market today. Husband got some kind of Japanese Shrimp omelette and I added a latke to my SEC bagel 🥯

A Japanese omelette covered in sauces, fried shallots and scallions

An everything bagel sandwich with Sausage Egg, Cheese and a latke

A tan and white Shih Tzu-Terrier mix sits on a blue picnic bench, looking off into the distance.

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