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gummy take me away

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It hates my husband more but he'd homicide me if I posted it.

My phone tried to "AI enhance" a photo from the Charli XCX show and...

A zoomed in portion of a photo of me that has been "AI Enhanced," and I am horribly disfigured.

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I see something.

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Maggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 6h

This occasionally gets reboosted into my feed and I have to re-like it every time. 🤩

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The 988 suicide prevention hotline's Press 3 option — which provides specialized services to LGBTQ callers — has been restored more than a year after the Trump administration shut it down. Confirmed by HHS and the office of Senator Tammy Baldwin, who led on legislation that forced its restoration

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Is that an Aventon Abound?? Do you like it?

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Ok so should I buy the Aventon Abound SR then???

Looked quick and thought this bike reviewer was @msbutah.bsky.social

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 8h

someone bring me a cold brew plz

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Yes, very this. I'm so glad that blog is still alive!

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 8h

Very frustrating day for lots of teeny tiny reasons.

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🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 9h

bring this shit back i am no longer joking. would rather listen to a 56K modem screech for 4 hours than see 1 more AI slop image

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 9h

The Terns are so gorgeous but so pricey.

dewbert @dewbert.social · 11h

you're the best surprise!

Cole 🌈 @lilgay.club · 11h

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Thought the whole point of it not being a fancy envelope was that it’s a really important document that you don’t want to draw attention to least it gets stolen.

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Nick Carnes @carnes.bsky.social · 12h

The White House has access to all the Flock and equivalent cameras. I genuinely didn't think I'd live to see the US surveillance state become this extreme.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 12h

The Bromptons are so cute! I might be able to install a bike ramp on the steps. Need to research.

dewbert @dewbert.social · 12h

Thanks, Dad. On it! (btw I finally cleaned my dryer vent)

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Nice! Where do you store yours? I keep mine in our basement right now but a 60-80lb bike might be a bit much to lug up and down those stairs every day.

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Which model do you have?

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Abound SR Compact Cargo Ebike | Aventon

I really like this one, but it's 80lbs which would probably preclude my being able to carry this up and down our basement stairs. www.aventon.com/products/abo...

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Haul more, worry less. Abound SR carries up to 440 lbs with a 750W motor, GPS security and 60-mi range. Shop now from $1,899.

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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 14h

maybe it’s just me, but the business model of repeatedly screaming “ai will kill us all” and “our ai keeps ‘going rogue’” while also saying “please give bonzibuddy full access to your everything” just doesn’t seem right

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 15h

Starting to research new e-bikes, and I think I'd like a smallish cargo bike.

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Good morning, and happy last day of the Federal fiscal year to all those who celebrate!

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(Wes)tern democracy👨🏻🗳️🌐 @midwestache.bsky.social · 15h

tfw you realize she’s lying because the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance is that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 30/09/2026

yeah well some people ruin it for the rest of us.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 30/09/2026

When I'm president, it's one meal per person. You have to go to the back of the line each time for more than that. Or just order online.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 30/09/2026

The only thing standing between me and my Chipotle dinner is this woman in front of me who has so far ordered six bowls.

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Beyoncé - Hold Up: Car Window Smash

I think each of us should get one (1) Beyonce Hold Up music video reenactment per year.

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ALT: Beyoncé - Hold Up: Car Window Smash

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The average American's response

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maura johnston @maura.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I did the same thing recently. It was in my raincoat, which I'd forgotten I had worn because... rain.

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as a lapsed catholic poptimist etc... i feel like this is a key that unlocked something deep

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My parents (in MA) called the deep fryers at McDonald's "fryolators" when I was a kid. That's about the extent of the fried food we had growing up. I had totally forgotten about the term.

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Ok coworker, this is getting annoying. "I'll call you in 5." 15 minutes later... "I'll call you in 3" 8 minutes later... still no call.

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I haven't heard the term "fryolator" in years, must be a New England thing.

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hey Siri play 360 by Charli XCX

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I know some MAGA Michiganders who are all in on El Sayed. Whatever, we'll take the votes!

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Instagram asking me to access contacts in order to "improve spelling?" Absolutely not.

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Gilded age is so silly

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Yes! Trader Joe's is often out for weeks at a time, and Whole Foods is a crap shoot. I often have to go out of my way to Giant or *clutches pearls* Aldi to get it.

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