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Casey

@caseystudy.bsky.social
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Go bleach your roots, creep. Washington, DC | D&D | Weightlifting | Education | 🏳️‍🌈 | [he/they] 30% muscle and 70% muppet 👨🏼‍❤️‍👨🏻💍: @wooloomoomoo.bsky.social

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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 51m
LOL I think all of my sleep problems might be a result of PTSD from my early years of teaching. I hope my psych is ready for that exploration when I see him next 😨
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 6h
I regret to inform you that this outfit slaps.
Man I’m a Jean jacket and orange shirt. Man in a Jean jacket, orange shirt, and grey wide legged pants
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 6h
I truly do not understand how someone reconciles the cognitive dissonance required to be right wing and an X-Men fan, a Star Trek fan, or a Christian.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 6h
I want to make a video about this, but SHOULDERS. I carry all my stress in my traps and upper back. It makes me hunch and scrunch. Working on that is helping me LOOK wider. Traps vs lats. I have to think about bringing my lats from 6 o clock to 3 and 9. Thinking about the arc motion helps a ton.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 19h
A totally normal evening and not even remotely a crisis blonde mental health whoopsie alternative. If you don’t move, Beard Dye Casey can’t get you.
Man with dye in his beard and eyebrows.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 20h
I know this is very “exercise gives you endorphins, and endorphins make you happy, and happy people don’t murder their husbands” of me, but a really punishing lift is ALWAYS the best part of my day. If I am not hobbling at the end of a leg day, it was not a leg day.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 21h
Dr. Pepper’s dupe is Mr. Pibb, but hear me out: PhD-23.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Get this man’s ab routine and tattoo it on your arm.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
T-shirt, chain necklace in copper, slacks. It's all becoming a new uniform and I'm really not mad about it. The Irish coloring of it all.
redheaded man with curly hair and glasses standing in a bathroom. He is wearing blue-ish green shirt and beige slacks along with a chain necklace.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Big man? Bug man? Bird man? Perfect Bird Time.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why you always gonna look like a serial killer in the face when the body looks right? (God bless the bodybuilding shorts for technically being outerwear.)
Man in blue shorts
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We as queer people get to choose our families. And I'm chasing this man down with a "biggest uncle" sleeveless t-shirt.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is 2026. If you send me a PDF with fields that are not fillable, you will not be seeing heaven.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1.) I fought for a relaxed dress code at work and I am correct for doing so. I’m built for a tight sleeved t shirt. 2.) WIDE
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
More seasons should be fall. Winter? Cut it in half. Fall 2. Spring? Bin it. Fall 3. Summer? Cut it in half. Fall 4. The people have a need.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In truth I would like to be a dummy thick muscle dude at some point in the not too distant future. Let’s all agree to keep that energy alive and well in the universe, okay? Please and thank you. 💪🏻
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey. Actually though. Yeah. Yes.
Man stands in gym with pink tank top and yellow shorts.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I took a full rest day yesterday (no lifting, no cardio) AND had a truly bonkers cheat meal. My strength today is off the charts. I could suplex a bull.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I say I’m just a little guy, it’s this guy.
Cinnamon pop tart with eyes and muscles
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@ptklein.com Okay. Imagine being one of the actors that recorded the original power rangers morphin time sequence and you just don’t know yet how iconic it is going to be.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A Trader Joe’s cashier asked how often I lift and what my lat routine was. And then he patted me on the shoulder and squeezed my bicep a little bit and called me big man. A straight man has never done the straight man homosocial thing to me to this degree before. I’ve been chosen. I blushed so hard.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mural portrait, street pickle portrait.
Man squatting in front of an old man mural Man squatting with a jar of pickles on the sidewalk.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
First booster, babyyyy
Magic the gathering card 

Emrakul, the Exigent Doom
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Legendary Creature - Eldrazi
When you cast this spell, untap all lands you control.
Flying, trample
Ward-Sacrifice three permanents.
3, Exile this card
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel like DJing was never really meant to be seen up close with unbroken attention. The recorded YouTube sets though! The theater of dusting off your little records while you try to look casual and nonchalant! ACT!
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My MOTHER just called us boyfriend twins. Lady, YOU sent me to a 98% white public high school.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Girl, what was she thinking with this Charmed Season 2 ass outfit???
Man wearing a green deep v neck shirt and jeans
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Being over 35 is great and I highly recommend it.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It has become clear to me that I have tricked the gay populace into thinking I am hot and normal after the quarterly pilgrimage out of the house.
Two men on the street
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I tried to do a fashion and I just look like an elder teen acrobat.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Referring to myself in the third person as Mother Daddy in a group chat with 7 people I don’t know is normal behavior. Right? RIGHT?
static.klipy.com
Angry Michelangelo Ninja Turtle
Alt: Angry Michelangelo Ninja Turtle
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There’s a man in my gym who is like a 6’7” twink version of one of the coffee room worm dudes from Men in Black. Bless him and his battle against the relentless onslaught of gravity. My sweet S shaped prince.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“There will be blood.” — me to myself when deciding to do posterior chain work and stairclimber cardio the same day I get my grundle incised.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Doctors see a redhead come in and break out the rhino tranquilizer strength anesthetics.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not knowing if a comment is about my physique or about my laser-fried gooch today has been a REAL Schrodinger's cat situation until I click the link.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Friday. I just had a truly gargantuan mole cut and cauterized off my gooch while I sat neutral faced in happy baby pose. Live everyday like you can’t get the smell of your own laser-fried pereneum out of your nose.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hehe jiggle physics.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My favorite way to freak my students out is to tell them that I learned to drive before GPS was readily available to most drivers. Parents had to go “I hope they’ll figure out out 🤷🏼‍♂️”
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well that was an intense night year. It might not look like it, but I these two pics are about 60-70lbs apart. September 25 to September 26.
Side by side comparison pictures if d of a man’s body over time.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Fantasy Bake Off League score tracker I just made for my little group of weirdos is the most outlandish work of excel excellence.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Millennials using PTO to take a nap dot com slash Caseystudy.
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Nyx Allocer @ Home @nyxallocer.knot.haus · 24/09/2026
Quantum Entangled Buoy
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have been losing my mind trying to figure out a Mystery Skin Thing that popped up days before I go see my dermatologist. (You don’t get anxious about not being able to explain to doctors why You Are Like This?) It’s contact folliculitis from the bar on my deadlifts. SHERLOCK OUT HERE ON THE CASE.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Big boys who try to dunk on Zumba and Bodypump etc. and then subsequently get absolutely bodied in one of those classes. Germans would have a word for this. (It’s just the joy of seeing hubris punished, but a very specific version). 120 reps of ANYTHING without a break is no joke.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I will have my personal trainer/nutrition coach certification by the end of 2027. I am forcing this energy into the universe. I will be building my own army of muscle babies.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
1.) most facial hair I’ve never managed. Part of it is smoke and mirrors, but I’ll take it. (Beard dye, brow filler) 2.) looking like a box of autumnal crayons.
1.) selfie of man in yellow shirt Full body shot of man in yellow shirt
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Fat Bear Week to all those who celebrate. (Bears supporting other bears, plowing through obstacles.)
Magic the Gathering Card -- Beorn the Fierce.  Image of a bear rampaging on a battlefield.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bulk progress 😤💪🏻
Side by side pics of man in teal shorts and no shirt.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hate to admit it, but crafting an online persona that errs on the sides of positivity, hope, and (self) compassion has really moved the needle on shifting my real mindsets towards positivity, hope, and (self) compassion.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
LOL I sent Coach a video of my strongest lift and he was like “no, not good for your body, weird ROM — we’re going to switch to something else.” And that’s GOOD. I’ll change it up and grow more. (I could have come to this conclusion on my own in another three years, but now I don’t have to waste ⏰)
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ya boy's clumsy flexing pics are about to get possibly less "shot on iToaster."
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