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👻 oct-BOO-cryptid 🎃 🜬 @octocryptid.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Person talking on a Garfield phone. It looks like the 80s. They say "go to hell" and place the handset back. The Garfield phone has a smug, self satisfied expression.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 10/10/2026
A party bee
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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
obsessed with this comment on a reel of an opossum eating live crawfish in a bathtub
an opossum eating live crawfish in a bathtub, with the below comment: 

You really never know what ppl got going on in their houses man
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/luke...
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Goldy @goldy.horsesass.org · 02/10/2026
I strongly encourage Republicans to run on this message!
Screen shot of a Fox News clip with Trump economic adviser Kevin Hassett saying: "The higher mortgage rates are actually a good sign for the economy because corporations are borrowing money to build things like data centers instead of lending to homeowners."
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Isn’t it awful?
A bunch of peasants carry a man in a tuxedo who is saying “ ISN'T IT
AWFUL? DIDN'T YOU HEAR? THEY MADE THE GREEN M&M LESS SEXY.
THE WORLD IS SUCH A TERRIBLE PLACE.
THESE SICKOS
ARE TRYING TO DESTROY
OUR GOOD CLEAN WAY OF LIFE.”
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Democrats:
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 21/09/2026
Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud
60 Minutes (@60Minutes) on X:

“This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me,” says Dave Lowe, a lifelong conservative Republican who lives near a proposed data center in Texas.

A middle-aged white man with a white beard, a cowboy hat, and a shirt stares at the camera
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
RIP to a real one
Ryunosuke from One Piece
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cars That Ate Paris fuck yeah
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The ending of Upworld.
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I feel like vegetarianism should be a basic tenet of leftism.
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Poster for LatinFest, 9/19, 11am-8pm
Athens, GA
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Naya Lekht 🇮🇱 🇺🇸ניה לכת
@LekhtNaya
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Sep 7
“Every country has bad actors, agitators, hooligans, extremists, and criminals. Yet virtually no one treats them as proof of some deeper national pathology. We do not routinely speak of “French violence,” “Australian extremism,” or “South African criminality” as though the actions of a fringe automatically define an entire society.”
From futureofjewish.com
matt
@reallymadatyou
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Sep 8
Which political constituency in Israel wants an end to the occupation?
Naya Lekht 🇮🇱 🇺🇸ניה לכת
@LekhtNaya
What occupation?
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Very proud of my bb brother
Howdy, Fellow Traveler sign Howdy, Fellow Traveler band playing
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My wife: What are you looking at, dear? Me, flustered and blushing, fumbling my phone in a panic, having been staring at the bottom left panel of this comic for three hours: Oh nothing, babe.
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
I hate when people complain about Monster of the Week as a format. A new monster every week? Are you even listening to yourselves?
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Look at my beautiful son
Picture of my beautiful cat son, Fig
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The biggest blessing and curse of the internet: discovering new ways people can be unhinged on a daily basis.
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Guy with “I HEART EATING SHIT” on his forehead. Probably a Bulwark subscriber.
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
All it takes is inviting (and being rejected by) all your friends to see Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure to realize you’re surrounded by haters.
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I believe this is what they call “recency bias.”
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Say what you will, Fox News knows its audience!
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Cut off by your adult child? Psychology researcher reveals what parents should do next
Dr. Richard Blake shares steps that may help repair parent-child estrangement, from stabilizing mental health to avoiding moralized language.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
this is a dead kennedys album cover
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’m a “Retvrn” guy but only for bringing back this Franky stinger.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
oh my god fuck you. go FUCK yourself.
the new yorker - Top officials trom the Biden Administration now express regret over their failure to rein in Netanyahu.
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Think about it this way: what if your tax dollars were used to buy sophisticated surveillance equipment and guns, and then the cops never killed your dog? Wouldn’t you feel ripped off?
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
100% absolutely correct
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It’s kinda funny how “vote blue no matter who” flies out the window when these freaks aren’t the ones winning.
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hell yeah I’d be a railroad man
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Genuinely one of the funniest, stupidest, most emblematic things to come from the modern right wing movement. Bunch of deranged bozos.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Share this post to announce that you are free from both hell AND marriage!
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I love this fuckin freak
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The most wonderful thing* happened to me today. *found out my buddy hadn’t heard about the Mayor Pete “High Hopes” dance and got to show it to her
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The Ⓐtomic Ⓔlbow @garbageskeleton.skin · 24/07/2026
I wrote a eulogy for the best comic book store in the world at @comicsjournal.bsky.social I would appreciate it if you'd take a few minutes to read it. www.tcj.com/heartaches-b...
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Heartaches: Bizarro-Wuxtry, The Remarkable Athens Comic Shop, is Up For Sale - The Comics Journal
The most wonderful comic shop I've ever seen, Bizarro-Wuxtry in Athens, Ga is for sale, Robert Newsome gives thanks.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
democratic strategist: we should meet him in the middle
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’m a married man I’m a married man I’m a married man I’m a
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
lulu lala lu
Sogeking
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Counting on one of you freaks to post through Trump’s speech because I sure as shit ain’t watching it.
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
🇪🇸
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Death of a Ladies’ Man is such an incredible, absurdly horny album. Perfect 10 out of 10.
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Spider Slam
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Frogs
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When my Civ VI game gets really interesting
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Jules Boykoff @julesboykoff.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
After thumping the USMNT 4-1, Belgium players take the piss out of Trump during their locker room celebrations, singing "YMCA" & mocking the so-called Trump dance. Soccer is politics by other means, no doubt about it.
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