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👻 oct-BOO-cryptid 🎃 🜬 @octocryptid.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Person talking on a Garfield phone. It looks like the 80s. They say "go to hell" and place the handset back. The Garfield phone has a smug, self satisfied expression.
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Let’s fuckin goooooooo!!!
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOO
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 10/10/2026
A party bee
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Could we finally do it? Could we close out a win? Go Jackets.
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
As a GT fan, I’m torn seeing the GT offense doing so poorly two weeks in a row for the Gators. Jk lol get wrecked Buster/Philo.
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can we get them out of the stadium entirely?
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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nocturnal Animals. One of the worst films ever made.
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
obsessed with this comment on a reel of an opossum eating live crawfish in a bathtub
an opossum eating live crawfish in a bathtub, with the below comment: 

You really never know what ppl got going on in their houses man
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/luke...
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Goldy @goldy.horsesass.org · 02/10/2026
I strongly encourage Republicans to run on this message!
Screen shot of a Fox News clip with Trump economic adviser Kevin Hassett saying: "The higher mortgage rates are actually a good sign for the economy because corporations are borrowing money to build things like data centers instead of lending to homeowners."
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Isn’t it awful?
A bunch of peasants carry a man in a tuxedo who is saying “ ISN'T IT
AWFUL? DIDN'T YOU HEAR? THEY MADE THE GREEN M&M LESS SEXY.
THE WORLD IS SUCH A TERRIBLE PLACE.
THESE SICKOS
ARE TRYING TO DESTROY
OUR GOOD CLEAN WAY OF LIFE.”
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Democrats:
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 21/09/2026
Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud
60 Minutes (@60Minutes) on X:

“This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me,” says Dave Lowe, a lifelong conservative Republican who lives near a proposed data center in Texas.

A middle-aged white man with a white beard, a cowboy hat, and a shirt stares at the camera
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
RIP to a real one
Ryunosuke from One Piece
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah it’d have to reach Dark Knight Rises football scene proportions to beat that NC State debacle.
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Going to pretend you’re talking about GT.
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That o line… oof…
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Go Jackets
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Based on the last two games, the passing D MAY be slightly better than last years shit show. But that run D. Oof.
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m assuming you’re referring to GT’s offensive TD allergy. That o line… sheesh…
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Scarf down a Totino’s Party Pizza to even it out
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cars That Ate Paris fuck yeah
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The ending of Upworld.
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I feel like vegetarianism should be a basic tenet of leftism.
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Poster for LatinFest, 9/19, 11am-8pm
Athens, GA
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Naya Lekht 🇮🇱 🇺🇸ניה לכת
@LekhtNaya
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Sep 7
“Every country has bad actors, agitators, hooligans, extremists, and criminals. Yet virtually no one treats them as proof of some deeper national pathology. We do not routinely speak of “French violence,” “Australian extremism,” or “South African criminality” as though the actions of a fringe automatically define an entire society.”
From futureofjewish.com
matt
@reallymadatyou
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Sep 8
Which political constituency in Israel wants an end to the occupation?
Naya Lekht 🇮🇱 🇺🇸ניה לכת
@LekhtNaya
What occupation?
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yep. Go Jackets. F*** CU.
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Very proud of my bb brother
Howdy, Fellow Traveler sign Howdy, Fellow Traveler band playing
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My wife: What are you looking at, dear? Me, flustered and blushing, fumbling my phone in a panic, having been staring at the bottom left panel of this comic for three hours: Oh nothing, babe.
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Uh um ACC! ACC! ACC!
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
(Reluctantly, painfully, out of pure ACC loyalty) Sigh… go Heels!
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The entire western third of Texas is owned by China now, apparently.
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
I hate when people complain about Monster of the Week as a format. A new monster every week? Are you even listening to yourselves?
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I know you are but what am I
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Look at my beautiful son
Picture of my beautiful cat son, Fig
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Imagine voting for Sanji or Brook.
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think this is a really great point as to why he’s so much more palatable than so many Dems who share his general politics.
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Absolutely wild
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The biggest blessing and curse of the internet: discovering new ways people can be unhinged on a daily basis.
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Guy with “I HEART EATING SHIT” on his forehead. Probably a Bulwark subscriber.
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
All it takes is inviting (and being rejected by) all your friends to see Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure to realize you’re surrounded by haters.
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My old man mountains beat your diaper shitting baby mountains all day, every day.
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Devonshandsmelt @devonshandsmelt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I believe this is what they call “recency bias.”
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