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@devilishgust.bsky.social
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He/They, Antifascist, Southpaw, VR hobbyist, Tearout dubstep enjoyer

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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 22h
Me after taking a free online IQ test: "I really would have been revered as a god in the bronze age." Me after biting into a Lucky Charms marshmallow too fast and too hard: "Oh fuck, that's blood. That's my blood"
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Cowboy Friday @thotstream.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
if corporations were people We Would Need To Kill Them
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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Amber Woods @amberspeaks.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
If the Epstein files feel “too dark to be true,” that’s the point. Denial is how systems like this survive.
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GERTY @g-e-r-t-y.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The arrested the wrong Don. A Lemon instead of an Orange
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
NYT less insightful than a 9 year old 4chan post
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/01/2026
ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives. We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon. wapo.st/49Zqv1L
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/01/2026
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants
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Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants
WASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly condemned Immigration and Customs Enforcement Thurs...
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
You don't even need propaganda to divide & conquer the general public anymore. All you need is a video where more than 1 thing happens. That's it. That's all it takes for there to be distinct opposing sides now. We are cooked, burnt & setting off the smoke alarm
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NewPerspective @newperspective256.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Finally! Best Gamecube game is finally here!!!
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Marc Martin @marcjmartin.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
No one is stopping Trump. No one. In fact, the opposite is true. He's enabled by everyone around him, Congress, the media, the courts, and now the military. Trump has suspended the Constitution. He just hasn't formally announced it. If you think things are bad now, you have not seen anything yet.
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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Guys, I know the situation is bad with Trump leading us into WW3, but the alternative was a functioning economy, equal rights, and Medicaid for all.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
the entire world can and should sanction us just as severely as we sanctioned Russia until this administration is removed from power and imprisoned the United States is a rogue state
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have shown Alzheimer’s disease can be REVERSED- not just prevented. Using a potent neuroprotective compound called P7C3-A20, they found RESTORING balance to a central cellular energy molecule (NAD+) not only PREVENTED disease features but REVERSED them, EVEN at late stages.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/12/2025
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Veggietales Facts @veggiefact.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
All clothing is unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it
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TheRoadie. @roadie63.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
If you walked into the voting booth and put a fucking check mark next to "Donald J. Trump" for President, you cannot fucking say "I didn't vote for this". YES YOU DID. You checked the box, you posted the memes, you owned the libs, and now we are all being rewarded for your hatred and racism. Thanks.
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Somersetchris @somersetchris.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
How to make sure that I cannot visit the USA until at least 2029 in one sentence- Donald Trump is an authoritarian fascist cunt
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 30/11/2025
If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime. If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder. It’s that simple.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Twitter now displays where accounts are from and it has confirmed that too many of the political accounts are out of country bots. Why are folks still there? To argue with bots? A waste of precious time while enriching the richest man on Earth. Delete your account.
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Heather Antos @heatherantos.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die." --Dick Cheney probably
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The oligarchy came out in full force against Zohran Mamdani's fight for a more affordable NYC. It didn't matter. Let his victory in the face of Big Money serve as a reminder that people have the power.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 30/09/2025
We don’t want empowerment months and remembrance days. We want our healthcare.
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NoahFuel_Gaming @noahfuelgaming.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Queer content gets flagged as “explicit” even when it’s PG. A trans dev making a personal story? “Too controversial.” A surreal queer VN? “Sexualized.” Financial deplatforming in action.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I  know your goal is to try to make life as hard as possible for immigrants.
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Earthbound Misfit @randyvolz.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
One of hundreds of people abducted by ICE and sold to slavery in El Salvador was a 19 year old with no criminal record in the US or Venezuela and no tattoos of any kind. An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one." The other said, "Take him anyway." So they did.
Wilmer only found out his son had been detained after receiving a phone call on March 15 from his nephew, Luis, who lives with them. That morning was their last time together; they had gone around the corner to do their laundry. Later that day, Wilmer said that his son met with a friend to get help with some errands at the American Red Cross. He learned this from Luis, who looked at the situation from inside the apartment: when his son was on his way back, just steps from his home when ICE agents stopped him. “The officers grabbed him and two other boys right at the entrance to our building. One said, ‘No, he’s not the one,’ like they were looking for someone else. But the other said, ‘Take him anyway.'”

That moment marked the beginning of Wilmer’s search for answers — answers he’s still waiting for.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
This is the simplest and most obvious explanation.
The image is a screenshot of a post on X by a user named David Roberts (@volts
.wtf). The post reads: "The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It’s not a public act, it’s not a schtick, there’s not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people."
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/03/2025
it is BUCK WILD that they are just texting this shit to each other
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 13/03/2025
Perfect 🤣
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/03/2025
holy shit this question at the Rep. Chuck Edwards town hall 🔥🔥🔥
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/03/2025
Nation Uses Extra Hour Of Daylight To Sun Perineums Even Harder theonion.com/nation-...
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Nation Uses Extra Hour Of Daylight To Sun Perineums Even Harder
CLEVELAND—Excitedly heading out to yards, balconies, and public parks across the country to reap the wellness benefits, the U.S. populace confirmed Monday that it was using the extra hour of daylight to sun its perineums even harder. “If you thought I was serious about my health before, just wait and see what another whole hour […]
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What's Antifa? @thejeder.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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Eryk Salvaggio @eryk.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
When people spend time learning to write they’re told they’ll never get a job; but if people think a computer system has learned how to write, they act like it can do anybody’s job
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artemis "crimes" deville @theartdevil.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
mid 2000s xbox really lucked out having a rival console you could call the "gaystation" while arguing with your friends at the middle school lunch table. that one always did numbers with the boys
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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
The United States isn't a real country.
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Congressman Greg Casar @repcasar.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million. How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65 Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
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Until All of Us Are Free @solidarity5ever.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
From what I can see Elon and his minions should be arrested and charged for Unauthorized Access www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...
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26 U.S. Code § 7213 - Unauthorized disclosure of information
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Alejandro Alvarez @aletakesphotos.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The Treasury Department right now. People are turning out against Musk and DOGE staging a takeover of the Treasury’s payment system. This crowd is big. The whole block is packed. “Lock him up,” everyone yells.
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 03/02/2025
Looked at Metroid and it made me feel better
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
PLEASE SHARE 🧪‼️ Since CDC websites and datasets are being taken down by the Administration… The ENTIRE archive of ALL CDC datasets uploaded BEFORE January 28th, 2025 can be found here: archive.org/details/2025...
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