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@devilishgust.bsky.social
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He/They, Antifascist, Southpaw, VR hobbyist, Tearout dubstep enjoyer

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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me after taking a free online IQ test: "I really would have been revered as a god in the bronze age." Me after biting into a Lucky Charms marshmallow too fast and too hard: "Oh fuck, that's blood. That's my blood"
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This is an insult to hookers everywhere
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I don't think most fetishes are all that deep. I think being into freaky stuff is a natural result of internet exposure.
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
American Democrats funding Israel are participating in genocide. Glass houses
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
"Hostel takeover" 😂
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
You tip servers when you dine in & you tip delivery drivers. You tip tattoo artists. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO TIP EVERYBODY WHO HAS A JOB.
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Most people who voted did take it seriously, that's the sad part. A lot of people who refused to vote also took it seriously. Nobody wants to choose between two evils and that's all we ever seem to have.
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
We have about 3 million pages of them getting away with worse
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Do not compare "No Kings" to MLK. A protest against Trump is not a specific set of goals. There is plenty of unity against him. This doesn't achieve anything specific at all. And there's music, food & floats. It's a festival. There are no applicable demands being made at all.
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
This government doesn't listen when 80% of people oppose a war, pretty sure 3.5 isn't going to do much. This is not your typical administration
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
We are going to need a lot, lot more than some pillow-punching to correct the long series of collective bad decisions that brought us to having a pedophile warmonger playing God and robbing the poor to feed the rich. This little festival doesn't present a specific, relevant set of goals.
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Honest question, what is this supposed to accomplish?
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Death to slop
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
What they voted for are people, and those people are greedy liars at best, and people with at least average perception could tell early on
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I love puppeteering a country that 99% of our politicians work for thanks to AIPAC money. Anti-Zionism is not antisemitic
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I didn't start an existential "would you rather," I said Trump blatantly murdering these girls in front of everyone is quantifiably (by the numbers) worse. Many of Trump's SA victims are still alive. These murders this week will never get the same attention as his white victims
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
You can call me misogynist and I can call you racist for saying his white victims matter more than his brown ones. And both statements fit like a USB on the first try.
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
He just killed over 50 little girls. What he's doing right now has complete proof. But US imperialism always gets a free pass to do the most heinous things with impunity. What he did decades ago shouldn't be forgotten but what he's doing right now is quantifiably worse
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Only half of our adults can read above a 5th grade level. That should explain most of it
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
He's had no problem being hypocritical in the past, in fact that's the main ingredient
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
He doesn't hate anything except whatever directly attacks his ego. He's a greasy opportunist with a huge cult of the dumbest mfs to ever walk the Earth and he's making bank breaking every rule he's being allowed to get away with...so, all of them.
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Theoretically impossible under capitalism. The incentive to exploit people without restrictions will always reward the greediest. You can always count on the worst people to take advantage of everyone they can. A human-centered society begins with socialist revolution.
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I feel like the dial-up tone should at least play when I reset my router
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I won't vote for anyone who wants to keep using my taxes to fund Israel or ICE. I'll die first.
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Maybe not everyone feels like waiting until he leaves
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Comparing apples to compression socks
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
My 2nd favorite Wes Anderdon film now. It's so ridiculous and fun
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Or (hear me out) you could eat handfuls of your own shit
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Cowboy Friday @thotstream.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
if corporations were people We Would Need To Kill Them
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Oh you know, the other one
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
This is. EXACTLY. The type of communication with the public that we need to see.
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Amber Woods @amberspeaks.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
If the Epstein files feel “too dark to be true,” that’s the point. Denial is how systems like this survive.
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Until enough Democrats take measures to abolish ICE & defund Israel, "both sides" is accurate in a lot of ways that do actually matter.
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GERTY @g-e-r-t-y.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The arrested the wrong Don. A Lemon instead of an Orange
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
He didn't say it in the same sentence. The bots be detectin' what they be detectin'
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
"Denounce" isn't some magic spell that actually affects anything, by the way. #AbolishICE
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I'm crying stop it 😂
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
NYT less insightful than a 9 year old 4chan post
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/01/2026
ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives. We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon. wapo.st/49Zqv1L
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Read that again. Quotas? So when they've detained all the illegal immigrants in an area, they still have a goal to reach anyway? Explains why they're quick to apprehend US citizens for slipping on the wrong part of the sidewalk.
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I'm late to the party but, I'm late
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
That's the part you're blaming? Not bipartisan votes to increase funding for fascism year after year? You think the civilians are the ones who should be disarmed after this?
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Celebrity tax fraud is just barely different from a network of wealthy child molesters who literally rule the world
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/01/2026
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants
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Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants
WASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly condemned Immigration and Customs Enforcement Thurs...
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Mute and then block, and report if applicable. Kills their reach
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Whenever I plan to assassinate someone, I like to start by blowing my whistle very loud and getting pepper spray in my eyes. For good luck, you understand
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Is that supposed to scare me? It's 2026, you can shoot anyone you disagree with as long as you sign up for a badge first
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Meat Scanner @devilishgust.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I'm explaining why and how this legislation is not going to protect kids. I just told you how they'll figure it out. You showed up to make a bad faith argument.
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