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iamgine driving on the highway and You hit a Deer at 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles per hour

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Veggietales Facts @veggiefact.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

They need to ban preworkout. I feel like I could go pick up a tree and carry it home im the fucking vegetable hulk

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Veggietales Facts @veggiefact.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Idk what it is about Mongolian beef but it actually invades my insides like ancient vikings and pillages my stomach

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Veggietales Facts @veggiefact.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Might just block a random person who interacts with this. It’s not your fault but someone has to be sacrificed

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Veggietales Facts @veggiefact.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I keep all my shit in gold bars so the best I can do is a chipotle napkin spread

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Veggietales Facts @veggiefact.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I would do fucking anything for some chips ahoy right now

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Veggietales Facts @veggiefact.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Why did nobody tell me that sugarless gummy bears make your asshole fucking explode

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Veggietales Facts @veggiefact.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Wife crashed the car. so fucking pissed cant find the angry face emoji 🏀🏀🏀🏀

car.so

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Veggietales Facts @veggiefact.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Sunblock is false advertisement. Name it anti skin cancer instead

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Veggietales Facts @veggiefact.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I really don’t care what companies do to me if I can get a coupon for chicken

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Veggietales Facts @veggiefact.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

George Washington’s social security number was probably like 1

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Veggietales Facts @veggiefact.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

one day we're gonna have to repent for all of our sins, but until then im beating the fuck out of it to r/KamalaHarrisHyenaPorn

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Veggietales Facts @veggiefact.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

If I was oj simpson I would’ve simply not killed my wife and waiter

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Veggietales Facts @veggiefact.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

I could FUCK up a bowl of like Skittles

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Veggietales Facts @veggiefact.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

maybe people wouldn't try to eat tide pods if they didn't look so fucking delicious

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Veggietales Facts @veggiefact.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Tomorrows Leading headline: Paul McCartney dead at 82

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Veggietales Facts @veggiefact.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

can my roommate fucking stop with this shit

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Veggietales Facts @veggiefact.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

I wanna play spin the bottle but with fruit and eat whatever fruit it lands on

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Veggietales Facts @veggiefact.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Hot dog eating contest gotta be the gayest thing ive ever seen. How do you sign up

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Veggietales Facts @veggiefact.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Desperation calls for an empty paper towel roll at like 2:30 am on a tuesday

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Veggietales Facts @veggiefact.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

Nothing like a pre fogle sandwich from subway, before they started putting horse tranquilizers in the food

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Veggietales Facts @veggiefact.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Shooting you in the thyroid so you instantly become fat

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Veggietales Facts @veggiefact.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

Peeing outside is the closest you can get to nature without ending it all

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