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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026

Nice of Asda to provide clothes for both demographics - 70s cult members AND plague victims.

Two denim tops hanging up. One is blue with a button up front and the other is a brown sack.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 20/09/2026

God, I'm old. Harrier Attack! (AmSoft, 1984).

Screenshot of a very pixelated computer game. Small black plane on a blue background, with blocky black buildings on the ground underneath.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 10/09/2026

Hunter (1991) on the ST. I never worked out quite what I was supposed to be doing, but whatever it was I did it for tens of hours.

A screenshot of the Atari ST game Hunter.
A blocky 3D man stands on a green plane outside a white bunker. There is a blocky 3D car nearby.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 08/09/2026

We've got our own version of that, when Beeple does his tour of the house howling at the moon. We call it a case of the Screaming Beeples.

A black and white cat sitting on top of a cabinet.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 28/08/2026

So bizarre that I checked Bluesky immediately after watching that episode and saw this. Discovered Letterkenny on Tuesday and been binging it since. Oh well, Pitter Patter!

A TV showing the opening opening shot of the TV show Letterkenny with a background picture of a farm and the words 'There are 5,000 people in Letterkenny' in white text.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 22/08/2026

When you have an Industrial music festival at four, but you also have to be pissed in basement at an industrial music festival at 3am.

A man with long purple hair in front of a fireplace and a purple wall. He's wearing a mesh vest, tight black jeans and cowboy boots. Looks like he lovea himself a bit too much, the prick.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 12/07/2026

Just think - some of these politicians who made their fortune stamping on the bones of others and pledging allegiance to absolute idiots will have spent their last few painful, terrified seconds realising that it was all for nothing and they're still dying alone.

A picture of adult film star Riley Reid looking like you're about to make her come.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 09/07/2026

Ok, I can understand the difference in yellowing on the gun, different plastics and all that. But why are his THIGHS different?

An action figure of the Transformers character Soundwave. His silver gun ad upper legs have yellowed unevenly, one thigh is almost gold in colour whilst the other is still perfectly silver.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 07/07/2026

I would give anything to have won at life as much as this squirrel I just saw walking though the car park at work carrying a slice of pizza.

A squirrel standing on a tarmac surface, carrying a pizza slice in its mouth.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 23/05/2026

Meet Bingus Mingus and Beeple Meeple.

A pair of black and white kittens on a purple towel.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 16/05/2026

I don't have any PrideHammer, but I do have a TransRightsFormer.

Transformer Cosmos waving a Trans Pride flag.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 16/05/2026

These guys with their rookie collections. GNS was a multifaceted guy, it wasn't just all about the crabs.

Selection of pulp back novels, including Night of the Crabs, Crabs on the Rampage, Crab's Moon and Locusts,all written by Guy N. Smith

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 10/05/2026

They are the cutest. And they're so bonded, both with each other and with their favourite 'parent'.

Two black and white cats cuddling on a chair.

Two cats, one black and white and one tabico, cuddled up.

Two cats, one black and white and one tabby and white, cuddled up.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 10/05/2026

And lastly but not leastly, a lovely picture of all four of our cats, B&B and their parental figures, also siblings Abigail and Kofi.

Four cats on a bed. From left to right:
Black and white cat called Beeple
Tabico cat (weird ginger/tabby mishmash) called Abigail
Black and white cat called BIngus
Tabby and white cat called Kofi.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 10/05/2026

And the perfect angel that is Baby Beeps, sleeping like an absolute freak.

A young black and white cat fast asleep on their back, with their paws in the air like a dead fly.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 10/05/2026

Now here's master criminal Bingus, realising he fucked up because the door is shutting.

A black and white cat on the top of a white door, looking concerned as the door is shutting and he can't get off.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 10/05/2026

A thread, specifically for @ewacat.bsky.social but also for anyone who loves weird little guys. Firstly here's brothers Bingus Mingus and Beeple Meeple, being utterly adorable.

A pair of young black and white cats sitting together with their heads touching.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 03/05/2026

General: That barrage damaged it! It's hurt! *cheers from soldiers* *smoke clears* General: PULL OUT!!! PULL OUT!!!

Haunted Tesco Fruit Monstrosity Plumbert (A giant made entirely out fruit) with part of his face blown away, revealing the face of 90s character Mr Blobby.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 22/04/2026

Wickes, you dirty bastards. That's how Carradine died.

A sign in a DIY shop. It reads 'Edging and Hanging'. On either side are other signs reading 'Garden Sundries' and 'Clothes Lines and Accessories'.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 19/03/2026

Every day that @soozuk.bsky.social doesn't rise up and murder someone by beating them to death with their own shoes teaches me about the true meaning of patience.

A skeet by Sooz Kempner describing a JOKE PITCH for Phantom of the Airport, followed by a Well Actually Reply Guy pointing out that 747s stopped flying from Gatwick in 2020.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 20/02/2026

I've just seen this in a toilet stall of a bar on Canal Street. Is this true, because I'm sick of fucking apples.

Graffiti on a wooden shelf reading 'A Fist a Day keeps the Doctor Away.'

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 31/01/2026

Shocking conduct. Get a new one (RD shirt, not wife).

A 46 year old manchild wearing a Red Dwarf shirt he's had since he was about 13.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 30/01/2026

Maaan, I just found out while I was watching one of her amazing performances, in The Studio. What am I saying? EVERY performance of hers was amazing.

Seth Rogen and. Catherine O'Hara standing next to each other. The subtitles read 'Oh, I almost drilled a hole in my brain'.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 25/01/2026

Halfway down the page, after paragraph after paragraph of 'both sides' bullshit, someone in the BBC managed to get hold of both a keyboard AND a spine:

The Trump administration is characterising the moments leading up Alex Pretti’s death as an attack by him, claiming he approached officers with a handgun and after he violently resisted attempts to disarm him a border patrol agent fired in self defence.

"But videos show no evidence to support the claim he used any armed force to threaten agents, instead showing him pepper sprayed, wrestled to the ground and shot after an agent appeared to remove a holstered handgun from him. "

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 19/01/2026

Well the new cat tower is a solid hit. (Ignore how terrible the blue wall looks, we're about to paint it)

A cat tower almost the height of the ceiling in front of black curtains. There are three cats exploring it, two Tuxedo and one Tabico.

A cat tower almost the height of the ceiling in front of black curtains. There are three cats exploring it, two Tuxedo and one Tabico. A fourth cat is looking up at them.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 16/01/2026

My wife's out at a gig tonight so I have got myself settled down in front of the internet with some tissues and a plan to indulge myself.

A desk with YouTube on the monitor, and in front of the keyboard there is a lamp, a sprue of plastic miniatures, glue, a craft knife and some tissues.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 30/11/2025

Just look at this prick - last year it was cute because he was tiny. Now he's a huge half Maine Coon and has bitten through two sets of lights already.

A black and white cat in a Xmas tree, staring through the silver tinsel, daring you to say a single word.

A black and white cat sitting most of the way up a black undecorated Xmas tree.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 15/11/2025

We should just have swapped fires! This is ours when we moved in (and the beige/whiteness of the lounge.

A lounge with pale walls, black sofa, black and white striped rug and a white fireplace.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 15/11/2025

The ongoing mission to make our house the most Goffick House in Manchester continues with black iron sconces. The candles are remote control, else we'd burn the house down.