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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 8h

After years of frustration in his quest it would seem that one of the Empire's deadliest bounty hunters has finally tracked me down. tomcox.substack.com/p/some-notes...

What I at first thought of as a long-horned sheep, staring at me from an adjacent field on Dartmoor, but is actually a deadly bounty hunter from outer space who has been trying to track me down for many years, across several galaxies, and is feeling smug that he is finally going to receive the considerable fee, plus travel expenses, that he has been promised for his troubles.

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 1h

this execution by firing squad is brought to you by crypto dot com

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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 2h

Halloween costumes for birders. This is from last year and someone actually did the sexy owl pellet one.

A comic called halloween costume ideas for birders. In panel 1, labeled easy, there's a person labeled northern cardinal wearing a party hat, a beak, and red clothes, and a person labeled roseate spoonbill wearing pink clothes and a wooden spoon on their nose. In panel 2, labeled harder, there's a person labeled merlin sound ID wearing a big green circle with a microphone modeled after the button on the merlin sound ID app, and a person labeled hybrid green x blue jay wearing a complex costume with a mask and robe and hat modeled after a recently discovered hybrid bird. In panel 3, labeled challenging, there's a person labeled baltimore oriole nest wearing an enormous accurate woven oriole nest suspended from their arms and shoulders, and a person labeled african jacana carrying chicks with a hideous costume of long-toed bird feet hanging from their armpits. In panel 4, labeled hot, there's a person labeled high quality spotting scope who is shirtless and is wearing a spotting scope mask on their head, and a person labeled sexy owl pellet wearing an owl pellet top and bottom with a mouse skull on their head.

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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 23h

What do they talk about together #Cat #Caturday

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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Born on this day: Matt Damon is an Academy Award-winning actor and screenwriter. From his breakout success in Good Will Hunting to leading blockbusters like the Bourne franchise and The Martian, he remains one of Hollywood's most versatile stars.

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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 18h

That is OUTRAGEOUS Cristin Milioti erasure!!!

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bsox72.bsky.social @bsox72.bsky.social · 20h

RIP El Tiante who passed away 2 years ago today.

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 23h

I do indeed have photos of the interior of my colon and also I will not be sharing them

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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 23h

Socialism is when you step on a Lego with bare feet. It's being stuck in a huge traffic jam when you're already late. Socialism is the restaurant having Pepsi but not Coke. It's that annoying tickle in your nose but you can't sneeze. It's your childhood pet dying. It's a terrible sunburn that hurts.

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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This type of fan celebration is affectionately known as the "super spreader". BTW...DA YANKEES LOSE

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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If only there were Canadian media we could consult for confirmation.

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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

A job and a shitty family.

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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I just started A Wizard of Earthsea, and I'm sorry, but a naturally gifted magic boy who leaves his dirt-poor childhood to study in a school for wizards? Hasn't that been done already?

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bsox72.bsky.social @bsox72.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

In 10 seasons with the Red Sox Bill Lee won 94 Games and Saved 13 others.

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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I worked in a library years ago, and one of the smaller librarians aske me to help her throw some boxes into the big recycling bin. They were full of hard copies of Dianetics.

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Papakila (Chief Chief Antifa) @papakila.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I have a new guilty pleasure

Six macarons earl grey, coffee, violet, pistachio, Nutella and strawberry

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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Mmm. Nothing more mouth-watering than mold.

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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The United States government is going order some people to shoot a terrorist in a wheelchair with M4 carbines and fail to kill him, aren't they?

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They say I’ll never perform heart surgery again now that I’ve been diagnosed with Parkinson’s and they found out I didn’t go to medical school

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

“Dental plan. Lisa needs braces.”

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Alan Owlport 🦉 🎃 @alanallport.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

MASTER AND COMMANDER SEQUEL *NOW*

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Grateful Dead Lyrics Bot @deadlyrics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Well they took me downtown all dressed in black Put me on the train and sent me back Sent me back to the Thomasville jail I had nobody for to go my bail

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 06/10/2026

Goodnight. Louise Bourgeois. To unravel a torment you must begin somewhere

To unravel a torment
you must begin
somewhere

a whole bunch of hand drawn circles/loops

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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

But do you have to use so many cuss words?

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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s Audience Choice Week on Bake Off tonight! And I have to say, you viewers did suggest some excellent challenges, as you can see tonight at 8pm on Channel 4🩷 #GBBO

Photo of Paul Hollywood, Alison Hammond, Noel Fielding and me!

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lolt64 @lolt64.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My satirical woodcut of your station in life has taken the parish by storm

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I am certain that had I lived 10,000 years ago I would have been eaten by lions while using my dad’s atlatl to scratch my ass

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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm guessing Natalie is barking at a window somewhere.

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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Flappyshitticus dissapointicus. Hey, at least it's a lifer.

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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

At the risk of being crass, this is the single greatest bathroom book of all time. Nothing will ever come close

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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I mean, c'mon. Just look at this.

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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

First-rate gaslighting here. I don't see a single one.

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 04/10/2026

To put a pin in my time at the bar I was just at, Bradley Cooper walked in and watched a couple innings of the Yankees game and nobody seemed to care

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/10/2026

I’m at the Emergency Room with my date because YouTube ran a 30 second ad before showing “Heimlich Maneuver.”

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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Magnificent, cheesy trolling here.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There’s a persistent myth that old house timbers were squared with an adze and the tool nerd in me wants to scream LARGE TIMBERS WERE HEWN WITH A BROAD AXE – ADZES WERE GENERALLY USED TO HEW SMALLER SCANTLING OR FOR SHIP BUILDING and this is why I live alone in a car in a state forest

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 04/10/2026

Just a girl and her* airplane 🥰 * actually it is emphatically the Canadian Aviation Museum’s airplane but they do let me fly it a lot

Me standing on the wing of a yellow De Havilland Canada DHC-1 Chipmunk, on a sunny afternoon. I’m wearing a flight suit and aviators and trying to look cool, which may or may not be effective, but the lighting is really good at least

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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Banana I win. (My family's game when we see a yellow car, but I feel like this counts.)

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Todd Jackson @tdjacks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My camera got a workout this morning. The sky was putting on a show!

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Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Cooking together is not romantic. In fact gtfo of my kitchen.

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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Happy 90th Birthday, @stevereich.bsky.social, and thank you for this masterpiece, performed here with superhuman precision and ferocity by Victor Caccese, Christopher Froh, Ayano Kataoka and Ian David Rosenbaum. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIWI...

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Reich: Drumming: Part 1 for Percussion Quartet

YouTube video by Chamber Music Society of Lincoln Center

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i know how to make you go away

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 02/10/2026

Roxy Music’s Avalon is an album that you feel like you just kinda want to live inside of

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