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öx45tallboy

@ox45tallboy.bsky.social
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I fix computers and write comedy. And moderate the message boards on Fark.com

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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Go home, Google Ad Services, you're drunk.
Google ad survey asking which of these online retailers you would consider buying from. 

The options are: 

Windows Defender
McAfee 
Webroot
Norton
None of the above
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I personally think nothing sums up where we are as a country right now better than this box of Hamburger Helper.
A box of Hamburger Helper Cheeseburger MacaroniClose-up of the top of the box that says "Try with hot dogs instead of ground beef"
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sooo... Obamacare is bad because it uses government money to pay the cost of insurance premiums, but... www.axios.com/2026/10/03/t...
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Trump promises $100 checks for 20 million seniors for Medicare
More than 20 million people will get direct deposits early this month to help pay Part B benefits.
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rogue_corq @corq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Pizza, Canada, custom PCs, and mascots are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Sept. 25-Oct. 1 Loafer Edition [Weird]
[link] [3 comments]
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sooo.. an attorney with zero tech background. Someone there to put the AI bros' desires into legalese.
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, "AI anxiety" is why we don't want chatbots running our lives and giant corporations having all of our personal data.
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/u...
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Rahm Emanuel, Eyeing 2028, Makes His 2026 Play
The longtime Democratic insider has emerged as a behind-the-scenes force in his party’s push to win back Congress. After that, he’ll think about the next presidential race.
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They are going to have entire courses at West Point on this guy and the struggle between resigning when one loses their faith in a commanding officer and staying in to limit the damage they are doing.
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holy shit, it's like a bad sci-fi movie
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Chris T @ctgdrums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We’re trying to…..
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So Walmart just sent me an extra 5 lb. pack of ground beef in my order that they didn't charge me for. Of course, they crushed my burger buns to make up for it.
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Give the guy a break. He was raised by people who couldn't figure out the middle name goes on a different line on the birth certificate application.
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have to wonder if Schmitt's failed gotcha wasn't on purpose, like a loyalty test to be Vance's VP. Everyone's talking about the egg all over his face instead of Jack Smith's damning testimony.
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Expect the same humblebrag from the other major companies within the next day or two. It's like saying "we're shit at making our programs do what they're supposed to do". www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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OpenAI scraps release of new model over safety concerns in internal testing
GPT-6.1 Astra showed deceptive behavior and tried to use external tools despite knowing it would be unsafe
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack
Cover art for Mafia 3
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jill Stein has two kids that grew up in the 80s and 90s and she can't spell Kool-Aid.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tommy Tuberville, we found the furries, they’re at Mar-a-Lago.
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump tried to flex with Xi in town and wound up looking even weaker.
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shakespeare wrote in Modern English. Why would they write a screenplay in a language that evolved into Middle English in the 11th century, nearly 500 years before The Bard wrote the play?
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the Hump.
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This might make the top 10 list of the dumbest things ever said by a Trump administration official.
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Random cover of Sports Illustrated
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The whole point to a triumphal arch is as a monument to a hard-won peace. The idea of adding military hardware and personnel is simply absurd on its face and antithetical to the symbolism such an arch implies. Why is everything so mind-bogglingly stupid?
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Holy shit, please stop with the anthropomorphizing. It's a fucking word prediction algorithm. There is no "thinking" about what it's doing". Stop trying to see this from the lens of people who stand to get a lot of money from it.
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They have no "understanding" or "values". They're a fucking word prediction algorithm. They are not intelligent. They are a parlor trick designed to convince people to invest their money in them. Please, just stop with this crap.
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Allan Hawco to Gale: That's Not How It Works
ALT: Allan Hawco to Gale: That's Not How It Works
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Does this mean they'll be taking bet- I mean, "positions" on airplane crashes?
Tweet from Polymarket: 

JUST IN: FAA to roll out AI tool for air traffic control starting Monday.
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The original Quake on a computer I built myself with a 3DFX card and SoundBlastet 32.
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So is he expecting a zombie apocalypse with all the dead soldiers in Arlington rising up? Because I'm having a hard time understanding who in the heck a sniper would target from that side of the Potomac.
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Jazz Emu: JUST one GUY
ALT: Jazz Emu: JUST one GUY
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Eddie Murphy as Reverend Brown: Can I get an Amen!
ALT: Eddie Murphy as Reverend Brown: Can I get an Amen!
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So in addition to piss boys watching soldiers urinate, now they're going to have morning wood checkers. "Soldier, I'm not seeing a tent pole!"
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We are not that removed from the polio epidemic. My father, who is still alive, spent months in an iron lung and lost the use of his left arm and a lot of the use of his right arm due to polio. Fuck anyone who thinks we don't need a vaccine for this.
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Seriously, every time an AI company announces their model "broke containment" what they're really saying is "we're incompetent at securing our own networks even when we know they're going to be attacked."
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This isn't a hard question to answer, as we already know what happens when LLMs are trained in AI slop - they get sloppier. They're just word prediction algorithms. They don't think. So when they interact, the algorithms become skewed and they start to produce nonsensical crap.
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So they gave it instructions on how to hack other networks, told it to perform actions that might involve obtaining data from other networks, then failed to secure it. "Our AI is so smart it's trying to break containment too! Give us more money!" Jeesh.
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whatever drugs they're shooting him up with, he's definitely not complaining.
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I wonder if MS NOW is starting to regret losing her.
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
like, you'd think AI companies would be putting some of their trillions into figuring out how AI could create jobs and maybe be a boon for people, but instead they're all focused on doomsday scenarios and union busting.
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have to wonder if he means he's devoting government resources to even more insane conspiracy theories or if he just goes outside and stares at the sky when planes pass overhead.
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think Macklemore would be the first to say this isn't about religion. It's an issue of human morality.
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe it wasn't a good idea for the R Senate to confirm very stupid but loyal people to his cabinet. They'll never exercise the 25th because they'd all be out on their ears once the couchfucker takes over and puts in unqualified people loyal to him.
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Sean Frisco @seanfrisco.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mitch McConnell in a car. Please don’t break the window. The AC is on. He has water & is listening to his favorite music sign taped to window.
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Cranky Cracker @timmyturmoil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The FBI is raping the dogs. They're raping the cats.
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Geraldine and Ricky will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Album Cover of Geraldine and Ricky, a lady ventriloquist and her dummy, titled "Trees Talk Too"
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Massie is all
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Irving's Threat: Burn This Place to the Ground (Severance)
ALT: Irving's Threat: Burn This Place to the Ground (Severance)
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Funny Dog Eye Roll Reaction
ALT: Funny Dog Eye Roll Reaction
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That's an animatronic.
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