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Derwen

@derwen.bsky.social
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Father and husband and cat person; percussionist, hiker, mycophile and educator. On the advice of my physician, I post my earworms. In the Old Country I went by Pezizales Pizzicato User #1,533,716! WOOO!

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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 5h
OK...I'm intrigued....
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 5h
Mums make me think of me mum.
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 10h
That's AWESOME! She is a legend.
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 10h
They're marketing it like there's some huge "twist". Maybe she kills and eats Nathan?
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 10h
ONE star. I didn't see a single eraser the whole movie!! The kid was cute, tho.
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 10h
Misplaced comma, ruins it.
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 11h
How is this newsworthy? Everybody likes a good Farmer's Market.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11h
big fan of the people who went to see The History Of Concrete without knowing anything about john wilson’s whole deal
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NY • Last week
I went to see this film last night genuinely excited to see a documentary about Concrete. It was not that. I guess whatever this film was has more market appeal, but l found the whole thing strange and off-putting.E
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Midwest • Last week
I just saw this movie and am shocked that anyone could give it a positive review. It meandered all over the place and was full of dopey puns. The narrator/director's voice is grating, and for some reason he thought it was cute to speak in the second person (it's not). If you like toilet jokes, though, maybe you'll enjoy it.N
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MD • 3 weeks ago
Forget the title? You kidding me. I was sold as soon as I read the words history and concrete.
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 11h
You know in your heart that using second-person narration can work sometimes.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12h
I don’t have much to add. Maybe don’t park under a walnut tree this time of year.
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gee, I wonder if the ALCS was this exciting.
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Asked this guy and he had NO idea.
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White-Tailed Deer in a Field (Therian)
Alt: A White-Tailed Deer in a Field, chewing a mouthful of plant and looking at the camera with mild interest
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Even more interesting!
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I mean, I love Birdman. How am I not at least going to give it a try?
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Bev. You aren't a good person."
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can think of at least two Guillermos who would approve of this message.
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cute first date idea: We both leap head first into a wood chipper
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YES! But first some mulled cider and a little leaf-peeping.
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AT @photofan9000.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I said I liked it. I didn’t say it was good Post yours!
Movie poster for 90s 'classic' Tank Girl
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
After years of frustration in his quest it would seem that one of the Empire's deadliest bounty hunters has finally tracked me down. tomcox.substack.com/p/some-notes...
What I at first thought of as a long-horned sheep, staring at me from an adjacent field on Dartmoor, but is actually a deadly bounty hunter from outer space who has been trying to track me down for many years, across several galaxies, and is feeling smug that he is finally going to receive the considerable fee, plus travel expenses, that he has been promised for his troubles.
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You may not have committed the crime. He doesn't care.
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She's consistently great.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this execution by firing squad is brought to you by crypto dot com
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 09/10/2026
Halloween costumes for birders. This is from last year and someone actually did the sexy owl pellet one.
A comic called halloween costume ideas for birders. In panel 1, labeled easy, there's a person labeled northern cardinal wearing a party hat, a beak, and red clothes, and a person labeled roseate spoonbill wearing pink clothes and a wooden spoon on their nose. In panel 2, labeled harder, there's a person labeled merlin sound ID wearing a big green circle with a microphone modeled after the button on the merlin sound ID app, and a person labeled hybrid green x blue jay wearing a complex costume with a mask and robe and hat modeled after a recently discovered hybrid bird. In panel 3, labeled challenging, there's a person labeled baltimore oriole nest wearing an enormous accurate woven oriole nest suspended from their arms and shoulders, and a person labeled african jacana carrying chicks with a hideous costume of long-toed bird feet hanging from their armpits. In panel 4, labeled hot, there's a person labeled high quality spotting scope who is shirtless and is wearing a spotting scope mask on their head, and a person labeled sexy owl pellet wearing an owl pellet top and bottom with a mouse skull on their head.
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He likes guns AND copious, watery shits.
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Screenplay writes itself.
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Noon on Thursday I commence pre-kend.
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What do they talk about together #Cat #Caturday
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Which type is the cutest, of course. They all make good points, but I'm confident Orange will win the argument.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Born on this day: Matt Damon is an Academy Award-winning actor and screenwriter. From his breakout success in Good Will Hunting to leading blockbusters like the Bourne franchise and The Martian, he remains one of Hollywood's most versatile stars.
Actor Matt Dillon poses for a headshot portrait. He has short, styled dark wavy hair, brown eyes, and light stubble. He wears a black shirt under a dark, textured jacket and looks off-camera with a slight smile. Don’t be mad that I used him for this, I haven’t seen this guy in ages.
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Huh. Pretty good ad.
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That is OUTRAGEOUS Cristin Milioti erasure!!!
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He's always great. He has a tiny role in Life of Chuck, but it's one of the most important scenes in the whole film.
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bsox72.bsky.social @bsox72.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
RIP El Tiante who passed away 2 years ago today.
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If we're talking your basic LLMs, that's not quite right, either. Those are piles of human works and activities scraped together by companies with new tools to search them. Not artificial; not intelligent. Calling them AI is simply marketing.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 08/10/2026
I do indeed have photos of the interior of my colon and also I will not be sharing them
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I get it. You're a writer.
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thanks!
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A preposterously handsome bird. Always a treat to spot one.
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What the heck is this from?? I feel like I've seen it but can't be sure.
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Socialism is when you step on a Lego with bare feet. It's being stuck in a huge traffic jam when you're already late. Socialism is the restaurant having Pepsi but not Coke. It's that annoying tickle in your nose but you can't sneeze. It's your childhood pet dying. It's a terrible sunburn that hurts.
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's Taylor Swift's new album. It's a summer 1995 Dead show. It's the neighbor's dog that always gets out and shits on your lawn.
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This type of fan celebration is affectionately known as the "super spreader". BTW...DA YANKEES LOSE
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One Stop, Two Diarrhea Triggers. It's called Synergy
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Being a human being hits different when you're an AI cultist asshole.
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He sang at Rupert Murdoch's birthday. He's made his alliances very, very clear.
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If only there were Canadian media we could consult for confirmation.
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A job and a shitty family.
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just started A Wizard of Earthsea, and I'm sorry, but a naturally gifted magic boy who leaves his dirt-poor childhood to study in a school for wizards? Hasn't that been done already?
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Derwen @derwen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pokeberries, no less!
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