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Derek Van Dyke

@derekvandyke.bsky.social
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Queer neurodivergent dweeb. That super textured voice on Pixel Spectrum and Castle Bravo. Trying my best, despite all odds. Links: linktr.ee/derbycityderek

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Jordan @jordangb.bsky.social · 6h
I think it’s important to say that you are NEVER being an inconvenience complaining to a PR person at ANY event if someone/something is making you uncomfortable. In fact, your voice will be taken so seriously that I’d wager you’re helping someone you don’t even know in the future.
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Samantha Nye // ציפּיע 🌿 @thesamethyst.bsky.social · 16h
The Epstein files are not a unique thing that happened in a vacuum. The Cornell thing isn't a unique thing that happened in a vacuum. These are deeply rooted societal issues that have been an active threat for centuries. Start caring enough to act like it.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 7h
I think it's very important to understand the impact of a well liked and respected man who had access to a lot of women in games having the story of his raping an unconscious woman discovered. I also think if you can feel tremors through your whole body you should log off and take care of yourself.
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eric van allen @seamoosi.bsky.social · 7h
from the MinnMax backer Discord:
Ben Hanson - MinnMax (5:05 pm)
Hey everybody, you'll likely see accusations bubbling up in the Discord and online. Just want you all to know they're deeply unsettling and we're taking them seriously and will be having internal conversations about the next steps. We appreciate your patience and keeping the Discord civil for the time being.
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Joy Content 🏳️‍⚧️🐒 @joycontent.bsky.social · 7h
don't you just think it's great that we live in a world where people will think it's weird for you to not like a youtuber that was outed as a sex pest or a racist but then it's considered perfectly normal to hate game reviewers because of the cuphead tutorial or because they were mean to nazis
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 17h
People are actually mad that reviews are "spoiling" King Ghidorah's presence in Godzilla Minus Zero. He was literally revealed to be in the movie in the last trailer. People have absolutely lost the plot with regards to spoiler culture.
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19h
sometimes you see a post roasting someone hateful for being ugly and it’s like we cannot come for the fascists for being slightly overweight and balding there wouldn’t be anyone left on bluesky by the end of the week
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 19h
Let the dogs out, asked myself why everything looked pink, looked up and saw the sunrise over the house. Today's probably gonna be alright.
Sunlight reflecting pinks and oranges off the clouds in the early sunrise, seen over the roof of a house. The silhouettes of treetops black out some parts of the picture.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah man I fuckin bet
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James Beckett @kickthebeckett.com · 29/09/2026
No, SungWon is absolutely correct here. The insistence on sticking with the Japanese title when there is already a perfectly acceptable English one is utterly asinine. Nobody does this in Japanese literature, or film, or any other art form. It's just the anime nerds who insist on being obtuse.
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artee @samarantes.neocities.org · 29/09/2026
my blueski citizenship papers just arrived in the mail today
Moon Child and Quest 64 tees from the Yetee.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 28/09/2026
Hi, I'm looking to speak to people who have left games journalism in the last few years and have gone onto do something else. DMs are open, or luke@aftermath.site, thanks!
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been at work all day thinking about the Daredevil moment near the end of Ace Combat 7. The games are peak. Idk what to tell you.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PLANE GAME DAY PLANE GAAAME
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey I'm doin tha thing
A 3x3 grid of video games. In order, left to right and top to bottom:

Diablo 2
Age of Empires 2: Age of Kings
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Final Fantasy 8
Kirby Super Star
Starcraft
Digimon World
Pokemon Red Version
Unreal Tournament
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you make chicken noodle soup, you gotta make a bit of extra noodles for the dogs. Puppies should get a little egg noodle. As a treat.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Really need Andy in that Dem presidential primary so Americans can see how easy it could be I'd love to see him on the ticket but no matter what he'd move the needle in the correct direction
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In celebration of Ace Combat 8 hitting early release tomorrow:
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Refugees from the right are welcome, but not at the lectern. Go stack chairs. This isn't the next phase of your career. The next phase of your career doesn't involve a camera or mic.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's good for people to abandon movements when they realize what they've been (some amount of willfully) ignoring or dismissing this whole time is in fact real. No more media career, though. No more notoriety. Like a pilot that forgets to put down the landing gear. Sorry bud, you don't have it.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We saw Ron Funches tonight and my wife laughed so hard Ron had to ask her if she was okay during the show
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just finished writing a very short script for something about Ace Combat 7, and it's just hard to imagine how 8 can really be any kind of transformative improvement over this. Very much looking forward to starting 8 in only a few days and seeing what reviewers have seen!
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The motherfucker can tell who dealt it.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just walked out of Resident Evil. Holy shit. Creggar absolutely cooked. Austin Abrams better have offers rolling in after this.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the "debate" about bringing iced coffee to job interviews is effective at distracting people from the really bad job market, the high unemployment rate for Black women, ongoing mass layoffs in tech and media, and how Gen Z workers are refusing to adopt many toxic aspects of corp work culture
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh this shit is gonna be BRUTAL huh
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Followup question Jennifer, walk me through what a "same-sex bathroom" is
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I showed this to my wife and her pupils dilated like a golden retriever looking at a tennis ball
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The best Mexican food near my house comes from a tiny Mexican grocery store around the corner where nobody speaks English and I always try speaking Spanish but my Spanish is ass so I feel like I come across like I'm being insulting or patronizing. I am not. I promise. I am merely stupid and hungry.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hi, I'm the person they hired to plan out class progression in Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave. You might also know me from my previous work on Fire Emblem Three Houses. I see the world ~a little differently~. All characters should end up in a series of disconnected jobs like my hero, Cosmo Kramer.
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Shane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Lumen 💫 @lurizonart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY BI VISIBILITY DAY TO THE GRUNGLER !!!
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not a man but recognizing that's a long lost battle, chiming in because it impacts me all the same: Every cishet woman I've ever met who is grossed out by the idea of dating a bi man had more in common with the men they exclusively date than they will ever have with me anyway. Toodles!
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The noble Honda Fit is both God's strongest soldier and his baddest bitch.
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
in a week that saw microsoft give activision the reins to halo and bungie pivot back to destiny, one thing has become abundantly clear: the people in charge do not have a long-term, overriding plan. they’re just reacting. the result, when times are bad, is chaos
"Things are still very chaotic," a current id Software employee who was granted anonymity because they are not authorized to speak publicly told Aftermath. "While there has been an attempt to communicate to the studios, it is still entirely in bullshit corporate speak. I still don't believe they have a clear vision for the future. The only concrete thing they have communicated is they want higher profits, and they want it now. Aggressive goals are being set that would have been unrealistic even before the layoffs. ... To say the workers within Xbox have a dim view of the future is putting it mildly. We keep thinking morale can't sink lower but the obvious incompetence of Xbox management somehow keeps driving it down worse."
This mirrors shifts in strategy that have come to dominate the still-new Sharma era, including others outlined Tuesday. Rare is joining Activision, Turn 10 and Playground are fusing, and—most gallingly, considering their history—Obsidian is being folded into Bethesda to work on Fallout instead of its own original series. As with the previous round of layoffs, details betray Microsoft's haphazard approach: A Halo developer got promoted and laid off in the same week. Gears of War: E-Day's story director is out of a job days after celebrating that the game had gone gold. Hellblade developer Ninja Theory, now without a buyer after a brief glimmer of hope, is once again on the chopping block.
All of this betrays a simplistic mindset that does not accurately reflect the reality of game development: People are disposable, studios are interchangeable, and series can be traded like sports teams. Nothing matters more than franchises and their money-printing prowess. Unless, evidently, you are Hideo Kojima, in which case Microsoft suddenly has money to burn.
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Tom BPM @Metaphor Chicago/GATEway Fate @bearpigman.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Happy Bi Visibility day, I'm bringing this back
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chevalier d'ely @ely.fyi · 22/09/2026
so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
IT IS TUESDAY EVENING AND I HAVE PUT IN 26 HOURS OF WORK I NEED THE OVERTIME SO I CAN SELL LESS BLOOD TO PAY FOR MY AIR CONDITIONING CAPITALISM
A Spotify screenshot for the song "Till The Wheels Fall Off" by The Aggrolites
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What are we doing man, what are we fucking doing
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 22/09/2026
I wrote about Democrats being pathetic losers on antitrust, media reform, and fighting right wing propaganda.
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Feckless Dems Wimp Out On Paramount Merger
Every single time Democrats have an opportunity to demonstrate they're serious about media reform, they trip over their own assholes.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So I can hire a lawyer or I can defend myself but I can't be like "this is my friend Troy, he's my lawyer now" then why not
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alyssa mercante @alyssamerc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Genuinely, it's a frustratingly salient example of how online harassers will seek to find "reasons" to continue to defame and besmirch you, even when you NEVER engage. You stay silent; they continue. You push back; they continue.
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alyssa mercante @alyssamerc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Erika Ishii has committed the unthinkable crimes of being unflinchingly and joyously themselves and of having success in the video game space. These crimes against humanity are why every righteous online chode chud ceaselessly harasses them.
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load-bearing wokeness @pauleke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It would be nice if liberals would listen to all of the marginalized groups who have correctly pinned Newsom down as a snake in the grass for the last 6+ years This man cannot be trusted around levers of power and he routinely proves it
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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