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CRT_J03

@crtj03.bsky.social
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He/Him, French Canadian gamer making a fool out of himself. To be 3D Modeling Artist. To be Game Programmer. To be streamer? At this point I'm just looking for a way to justify living.

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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 54m
Who the fuck is LonelyJulie and why does she have dozens of Bluesky accounts that are completely empty?
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 57m
Jesus Christ
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 17h
So I got a job, as I said earlier, but it's pretty much one of those "if there's a need, we'll assign you, if there isn't, you stay home" kinda deal and the pay isn't great (it will do to pay the bills, at least). So I really need to think about what I want to do next and get out of video game QA.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 20h
Solids only, no bidet, Final Destination.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 22h
I got a job.
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Nervous Scrat
ALT: Nervous Scrat
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What do you mean, JonTron is doing let's plays again? ... With Internet Historian???
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Using a scale to weight your food to count calories is both a blessing and a course. 1. It makes calorie counting extremely easy. but 2. It makes you realize how much the weight printed on packaging straight up lies to you.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Apparently playing the Castlevania demo on Switch 2 has a framerate of 60 during gameplay. Sounds like it's indeed 30 on Switch 1 but it could be unlocked.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got what I need, thanks a ton to those who gave. One day, one day I'll be able to give back.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Come the fuck on, man, not even Montreal!?
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't think I've ever found a video I've agreed more with in my life and so accurately explained my feelings about life right now until this one. I'm tired. I just want to live and not have to worry about money. I don't know how to function in this society. youtu.be/ZTMV29RW4yQ
youtu.be
I Don’t Know How To Function In This Society
YouTube video by Luke West
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm scared. I'm so fucking scared. I have two months to find a job or to start making money on my own or I lose everything.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How did they even find out about that lock screen???
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think I'm almost good to start streaming again. Just need to setup alerts.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yet another edgy newgrounds animator from the mid-2000s gets accused of being a groomer.
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speakingononey.bsky.social @speakingononey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is my experience with Chris O’Neill. I have been silent for far too long. Please click the link below for my full statement. docs.google.com/document/d/1... Thank you.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The motherfucker can tell who dealt it.
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Hidden Beef Village @professorbeef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If anyone is able to help, I need assistance paying two bills. The first is helping with my mom's electric bill which is $20 and is due fairly soon, and the other is the final payment of my greyhound ticket which is $50 and is due on the 5th (which is much less urgent atm). ko-fi.com/professorbeef
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GTAVI can't run on Switch 2, they say? Man, I can't wait to see how it runs on Xbox Series S.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Ubisoft team behind Mario + Rabbids pitched a GANONDORF game to Nintendo but they said no?
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The second they figure out how to project ads into people's mind in their dreams like that one scene in Futurama, they fucking will jump on that shit so fast...
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WHERE'S THE RAT, MICHAEL!?
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sheev Palpatine: The Emperor's New Groove
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This thing looks like someone tried to recreate a Switch 2 from memory.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We need a new version for Microsoft/Xbox.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did he just say he'd rather have war than trans kids?
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Soon...
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'll say it again, anyone still denying there's a crash happening in the western video game industry is a fool. It's not the same as last time, but it's there. It's happening right now.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Konami's over there making cards impossible to pull in Yu-Gi-Oh in shit sets to move said shit sets and those cards can go for up to 10k$, turning the already bad second hand market of Yu-Gi-Oh to shit. Meanwhile Pokémon's like: "Lol we raised the pull rate of rare cards to fight the sclapers."
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Another email, another job rejection.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What we learned, or rather what CEOs must learn, is that we can't have head of game studios and publishers be paid 300 times more than the average people who actually makes the fucking things. Yes, profit must be made, but infinite growth is not it. It's ominous, but necessary.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bro there's a facehugger in there.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Switch Music: The Revenge of Ravi Drums
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sacred Forest Meadow minimap, Remake vs OG
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This clip from the id software dev interview has a pretty good analogy about why certain game publishers are failing and other are succeeding.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
HELLO FROG FROM CHRONO TRIGGER!? His name is Cyrus, even! Cyrus was the name of the knight Frog (Glenn) was idolizing in Chrono Trigger.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Volvagia in the OoT Remake might have a second phase. At some point it loses the mask and horns, the fire on its head gets bigger, and a scar appears on its forehead... It gets a new attack, too.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
OoT Remake will support VRR, excellent.
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Patrick Star's Evil Smile
ALT: Patrick Star's Evil Smile
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm looking at potential nominees for GOTY at The Game Awards and I gotta say... where the AAA at? Cause assuming OoT Remake and GTAVI do well, the other possible candidates to far are: - Mewgenics - Fire Emblem - Mina the Hollowers - Forza Horizon 6 - Big Walk??? - Meccha Chameleon??? - RE9
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hot damn the Fire Emblem reviews.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Sex Bomb-Omb will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is Steam having issues right now or is it just me?
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is Insomniac's Wolverine out today? I'm really curious to hear player impressions after the less than stellar reviews.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The amount of stupid in this thread is honestly impressive. - Just because a game LOOKS like an "Unreal Engine" game doesn't mean it's MADE on the Unreal Engine. ENGINES DOWN'T OWN ART STYLES. - I'll take 1080p/60fps over 4K/30fps any day. DF has done irreparable damage to gaming discourse.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Alright, this week while I'm waiting to hear back from a studio I just applied to during the weekend, I'll dust off the Blender and start working on a low-poly 3D model I can use to stream. We'll see where it goes from there.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The model is actually great, what the hell
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The first door of the Forest Temple, the one guarded by two Wolfos, is locked by key now. That wasn't the case in the N64/3DS version. So now you are forced to get the key on top of the tree after climbing the vines first.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What is wrong with you, announcing a game that's over 3 years away from release?
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