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Derek Van Dyke

@derekvandyke.bsky.social
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Queer neurodivergent dweeb. That super textured voice on Pixel Spectrum and Castle Bravo. Trying my best, despite all odds. Links: linktr.ee/derbycityderek

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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 1h
I'm actually so mad about the way Microsoft and Sharma are framing this that I need to sit down on the floor. Evil. Vile. Disgusting. And not even good for the business, this is short-sighted and highly self-destructive. It's just dumb short-sighted greed.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 3h
I've known Biddy Blas for 60 seconds and if anything ever happened to him
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 14h
Believe it or not, somehow Frog?
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 14h
Literally how it fucking feels
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 15h
Sorry y'all we can not do a Bobby Kotick has returned story today. I am hallucinating this. This is a fever dream.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 16h
Not really for what we're doing, will DM
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 16h
I need day two to not be this because I genuinely can not handle a second day one
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 16h
I am not kidding I do not have the ability to function on a basic level right now FUCK fuck these new meds I feel like a rubber band that got stretched just before the break point and my brain is full of bees
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ohhhhh no Oh I immediately do not like how this new med feels Ouauaugugh
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Anthony John Agnello @ajohnagnello.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Back in the mix here partially to commune with everyone else hunting for the next full-time gig. Like so many in gaming world, I was laid off this past June. If you know anyone hiring, I've got ten years in creative strategy and creative direction under my belt. www.linkedin.com/in/anthony-j...
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every time you learn more about how to tweak noise gates it's like black magic shit. Getting it dialed in just right so it kills your breaths and clicks but leaves the softer and lower volume trail offs in your speech... it's like, cutting the total workload on a podcast down to a fraction.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/10/2026
The “oh shit, for real?” comic but it’s Bandai telling me that gunpla runners can now be injected with up to six different colors
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's crazy how well the movie handles this. It really sets you the viewer up to start looking at everything in the frame and everything that happens from Piper's perspective. The pool in the backyard. Laura bumping her hip on the extruding countertop. The bead curtain into the bedroom.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyway, it's just a movie I can tell had so much thought into it, and not just on this front. It is a richly dripping text polished to an absolute shine and I now absolutely have to go see these directors' first movie, Talk To Me. These fuckers are real artists in a way that tickles my brainmeats.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's one pair of early contrasting moments that just communicates... so much. Even the color and design choices of the two houses show how the details of her old home don't need as close attention as this unfamiliar, intimidating even if inviting location. And the whole movie is like this.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shortly in, Piper is entering her new home for the first time, now slowly walking in. The camera focuses close in on her hand sliding along a wall of many changing textures and details, while everything ahead of her is out of focus, just blurry shapes and light, similar to how she describes seeing.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In her old home she can run through the house to a kitchen drawer to get a knife in a potential emergency, sliding her hands along the walls and counter to quickly guide herself around a home she knows very well. Everything is filmed crisp and in focus, not just for us but to contrast against:
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay, so, Bring Her Back: personal shit aside, wanna focus on how much I liked the film's portrayal of disability through Piper, a teenage girl with partial blindness who is played by a young actress with partial blindness. It's just portrayed so compassionate but not, like, patronizingly.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah I uh I think I accidentally opened an old wound on this one Fucked up and triggered myself on the first flick of the season I'm gonna go lie down and be better tomorrow
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is absolutely the one. That air conditioner scene... that left a mark.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That honestly gives it a whole point bump in my book. It's always moral to swindle the studios into letting you make some weird shit.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus McFucking Christ yeah man this one's getting pretty wild
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm... sorry???
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 05/10/2026
"you should see the other guy!" I say, not as someone who gets into fights, just as an enthusiastic fan of different guys.
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Mia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LEAVE ME ALONE
Tetsuo from the anime/manga Akira meme screaming with bsky julies following him. Girl pls stop
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
First horror flick of spooky season is Bring Her Back, and it is... hoo boy, elements of this one are hitting real close to home early on.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, yes, being a rapist, he would. people.com/trump-says-h...
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Trump Says He Feels ‘Badly’ for Cornell 7, Claims They ‘Won’t Get a Fair Shake’ from Letitia James
Donald Trump said he feels ‘badly’ for the Cornell 7 the seven men accused in the Cornell rape case, because New York Attorney General Letitia James has been appointed to the case. Trump claims James,...
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyway, can't do anything about it now, action back then would have been minor, idk. I don't even know how to get in touch with this dude. It doesn't matter. Just like... damn maybe I need to put more points into pattern recognition with people I deal with often.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Given the energy of the moment, let us also specify like... shit that most people wouldn't think is a big deal in micro, but the part where it kept repeating just rarely enough for you to forget in between is like... damn man, you were kind of a sleaze bag, huh?
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You ever like... connect some dots you hadn't connected about someone you used to know in the past, some shit that only happened once in a blue moon, but suddenly you're like "oh shit, ohhhh shit, yeah, that was a weird ass pattern of behavior, Chris did that like 5 times while I knew him, fucked"
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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you are at all interested in extremely philosophical navel gazey thought out stuff about gaming, Noah Caldwell-Gervais has become one of the best (plus recently publicly announced they are trans and go by them/them, so a card carrying member of the alphabet mafia, gender branch)
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And it never stops
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I was gonna fill the character count with Os but it was getting old already
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026
Someone is replacing my body with a slightly worse body each night while I sleep.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honestly yes. No further explanation needed.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'M FUCKING SAYING Just go be an X-Men fan, we've got wikis and blorbos and shipping and lore and it's 90% less problematic to be horny about.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Statistically speaking, nearly every other fantasy series that meaningfully involves orcs or goblins.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You've been told "read another book". It's such a common refrain that "read another book" divorced from context is still understood to be about Harry Potter. But you can do it. You can find a new thing to be autistic about. Some of us are out here juggling dozens of these hyperfixations.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even if your thing is about a particular type of fandom that Harry Potter was an early example of, heavy with fanfiction and tumblr style discussion... that exists for so many things. So many. For god's sake, the girlies are out here writing a Library of Alexander for just problematic batman yaoi.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Harry Potter is very tropey. If the "re-experiencing a school setting but with special powers" thing is what does it for you, that's everywhere. The story of a chosen child, the types of characters and relationships, a magic/power system with some semblance of rules and structure, everywhere.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What I would say to someone who is very attached to Harry Potter but dislikes Rowling and what she does with your money is Hold my hands, you need to hear this, but I will be kind about it There is nothing you are getting out of Harry Potter that you can not be getting elsewhere, often much better
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We should be harder on these other things! Especially on Starbucks, the easiest thing on that list by far to separate from. Your choices for coffee these days, whether little local shops or other chains, are basically endless.
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Lazzie BOO!! 😱 @lazzieb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
there was an effective little cartoon quite a few years ago which really ought to have killed this type of thinking dead even if people are for some reason sincerely unable to reason to it on their own 'you don't get to ask me to divest of my blorbo if you don't divest from global capitalism'
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's a sub-optimal take, but an unfortunately common one. I'd like to believe not everyone saying things like this is Just Asking Questions, but... we all know many are.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yup. MUCH shorter path to the person at the top causing harm, way fewer regular folks in the middle, and way easier to separate from. Leaving the Harry Potter fandom behind is not exactly walking away from Omelas (and even then... you're supposed to walk away from Omelas).
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Please do not go bother this one person who doesn't matter. This post just made an excellent example of how many people apply "no ethical consumption under capitalism" to Harry Potter, and thus provides a very tangible way to break down how it isn't quite the same. Fuck Jowling Kowling Rowling.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Harry Potter is one rich lady using all her profits to disproportionately fuel a global wave of bigotry and hatred. To the extent regular people reap any downwind employment it is project to project on film/tv/games. And there are ENDLESS other stories and worlds to be a fan of in its place.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You do not have an option for a cruelty-free smartphone. Amazon, like Walmart, is near impossible to afford NOT to interface with. Starbucks is easiest to separate from, but they suck for the reasons most workplaces and most of the coffee trade sucks. And in all cases, they employ tens of thousands.
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