Reposted by StevieJohn Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 5hToday might be rough, so take this abrupt change of destiny. 16216
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I used to be confused by people being al omg the cat has chosen me I must not move! But then I got a cat and sometimes they are not cuddlers...so now I've joined the ranks of joyful people. Kermit is sitting on my foot while he waits for his food dispenser to go off and I'm like 😍 010
Reposted by StevieJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 11/10/2026when the drones strike bot farms and the trolls are disarmed that's amore 642483
Reposted by Stevieashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time 7362551361
Reposted by StevieZeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 11/10/2026All rise for the national anthem. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLCd...youtube.comDirty Vegas - Days Go By (Official Video)YouTube video by DirtyVegasVEVO 242
Reposted by StevieRavenous @weareravenous.com · 11/10/2026The ale dates back to George Washington and predates Starbucks PSLsweareravenous.comPumpkin Beer’s Fascinating and Fading FutureThe ale dates back to George Washington and predates Starbucks PSLs 1268
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Can it not be both? Like Nom, Gulp? I am also imagining B as useful for later gag bits like "so uh, doesn't that hurt?" So I guess if it must be one only, then B. For the bit. 000
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Other highlights were my sister driving a white Toyota Corolla but like it was cool and fast....which I guess they could be, but that's not their base idea. And at one point I was annoyed cause I had been parked there the whole time looking for my car so I should just be able to park for free. 000
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I remember after that no, there was something on them and I've just pulled the needles out of whatever it was. Oops! So disassembling my bag all over the place to hopefully find an intact enough project. I am asked if I ever found my car. Yeah. It's right over there. And it is. 100
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026End up on a lawn hanging out with people and I'm looking through my bag of crap and there I see one of the knitting needles I was missing! It was in my bag the whole time. Excited to grab at them and pull them out. 100
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026There are tourists? I guess. And I'm telling them no I don't know if there is anything to see here, I'm just going to get my car. 100
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Yes yes I remember you swords carving cladding tunnel, from before! And eventually I was at a gate which I needed to go over. I'm like climbing the thing and getting ready to slide down the other side of the tile roof. 100
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026So I walked down the hall and then down the wooden hallway with the swords carved in the now wooden clad tunnel. 100
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026But then I went back to sleep and back to the dream(!!!) and I was like okay well I looked outside but none of these is my car. I guess I'll just have to go back the way I came and see if I parked it before I tried to...park it.. yep don't think too hard on that. 100
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026So I was sad and I feel like this is when an alarm went off. 100
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026So eventually after waiting around for people to come back and tell me sorry no, plus this one time they were like ooh see there is that it. And it was a Honda fit, but mine didn't have decals like that and OH THATS NOT ONE HONDA FIT ITS TWO STUCK TOGETHER! Therefore no this not my car. 100
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026But when I went to show them my car it was gone. No one could find it. Everyone was sure it was somewhere and also yea I should have had the parking passes already. I considered that maybe it was parked outside and I didn't remember (yay dream logic) 100
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I dreamed that my family and I had moved to a different country, and that I had tried to park in the garage at our new building. But it was so complicated and seemed like we already should have had passes...that I parked my car and went to ask questions. 100
Reposted by StevieTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 12/08/2024You can't be mean to me I'm just a 81071191
Reposted by StevieMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager 214104811658
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026During the drive I remembered getting myself a cup of pretzels and now I don't have them. Either I left them in the pantry and they're fine, or I left them somewhere else in the apartment and my cat will be eating them. Can't wait to maybe clean up wet pretzels. 000
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Good news everyone! I'm getting 32mph out of my car. The bad news is I still have to fill up every week. This is going to be a wild ride. 100
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Anyhow. I was just supposed to change the sheets, which of course did not happen and now I'm too tired but my cat is delighted. Also I found like all of his lost weeble toys. 010
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Rotated my bed so it's set up how I guess the room was intended? Idk. I spent my whole life in rooms that were either overly large or very small and overfull. So maybe I don't know. 101
Reposted by StevieScott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026they really are gods most beautiful dingalings 1325
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have never felt more like an adult than when I need to drive home (on my new longer commute) and pick up a pizza, then finish the drive home. Like just the ~fucking whatever~ feels I have right now even though I'm about to eat my favorite food is very adult coded. 000
Reposted by StevieDan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The most disappointing video you’ll see today. 1042263651
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Some days I think we could all be fixed by sitting down to watch O' Brother Where Art Thou. 000
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It does have one fan, but it's kind of busy right now.static.klipy.comGary Spongebob Ba Dum Tsss Drum MemeALT: Gary Spongebob Ba Dum Tsss Drum Meme 010
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Whatcha doin' Stevie? Oh you know just cooking my work laptop with Photoshop. Did you know you can make a 14gb file that you need to open in other places. Valid use case, but the laptop is not a fan. 101
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026All of them have a name though. The one I saw was Susanne. 000
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In "cool" social places for once and there are all these delivery robots. They're cute and I'm a little weirded out by them. Either way they seem very inefficient cause it has to stop every time someone walks in the way. 100
Reposted by StevieJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Get hexed, lovely people 227434
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Juuuust fucking doing for my stupid office what I haven't had the energy to do at home. Chucking shit and packing stuff. I've only been here for two hours and I'm so over it. 010
Reposted by Steviec3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin 14178712106
Reposted by StevieSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 75264129893
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026So like yes I did not fit, but also these were not generously sized seats. It's just making me question how I imagine myself. 010
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Went to a theater thing in Milwaukee and made the discovery that I do not fit in the seats not even uncomfortably. A friend with me pointed out that even she was touching on both sides of the seat and she is very smol. 101
Reposted by StevieArs Technica @arstechnica.com · 16/09/2026arstechnica.comIt’s OK to tell ICE their actions will haunt them, judge rules in speech fightMan wins fight to block ICE threat over off-the-cuff angry email. 241687517
Reposted by StevieMychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Ruby Bridges was 6-years-old when she stepped into the history books. Bravely accompanied by her mother, she was the first Black child to desegregate an all-white school in the South. It was not long ago… Today is her birthday. She is still with us. She is 72. Happy birthday, Ruby Bridges 💜 4074332349
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Yeah that's what I'm talking about! It's not even so much a complaint as I really wonder what changed? 100
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'm not even mad about it. Just curious cause I feel like it's sort of just sitting there being like hmmmmmmm interesting. 100
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It could be some kind of ploy to get people to pay more to be part of the premium blah blah, but I've heard even people who use Amazon a lot still are getting their shit far far slower than previously. 100
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Because i can't help myself sometimes I am indeed buying shit online. But I've noticed lately that, shits not available OR if it is and you are like just ship it regular, that part is slow. Like before Amazon slow. 100
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I have gotten the largest pumpkin pie from Costco. It says on the label that there is no palm or coconut. Not sure if it will make my face explode in angry but I was willing to spend the $6 to find out. 000
Reposted by StevieFoxfeather Zenkova @foxfeather.bsky.social · 01/09/2026IT'S HERE! 📣 "Rainforest Radiance" is LIVE 19 brand-new bird designs have just landed! 🎁 Special early-bird freebie for the first 48 hours ❤️ Returning-backers get bonuses 🦅 Every pledge helps support our wildlife rescue & rehabilitation work Come meet the new flock! 👇 tinyurl.com/v5sry3m8 11433208
Stevie @demakat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Following up on cases that aren't with Emily is like a whole ass shitshow. Extra chaos because I'm looking into the lil Durk thing and like everyone's out here with an...opinion. Also like 'I'm not a lawyer but'. No. Thanks I'm good. 000