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Beckett the Delicate Ecopouf

@delicateecopouf.bsky.social
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Deacon in TEC serving in the Diocese of the Great Lakes 🌊 | he/him | 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈⛪☕ | Just some guy | Blogging (intermittently): gatheredthoughts.beehiiv.com

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026
ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard
“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 10h
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 9h
Jesus, take the (wh)eel! Did you know that there were eels on the table at the Last Supper? Da Vinci's famous painting has a plate of grilled eel & oranges -- a popular local dish that Leonardo himself probably enjoyed. The ingredients show up on one of his shopping lists! 1/2
Closeup of the plate of eel and oranges from Da Vinci's Last Supper. The eel is sitting on a plate, cut up into 4 pieces. Little eel nuggets, if you will. There is a glass next to the plate with what we should probably assume is wine, but which could also be Mountain Dew Code Red. Wine makes more sense canonically. Mountain Dew makes more sense comedically. You decide.

There are several rolls on the table that look a bit like potatoes but can't possibly be, and a small bowl behind the eels. You can see a hand behind the bowl; it belongs to James the Greater. He seems like he's telling the eels to slow down, and use their walking feet. Which, is just silly, tbh.

One wonders if you could read his future from the lines on that hand: early martyrdom, a post-death sail to Spain, a pilgrimage by Shirley MacLaine...it's probably all right there.

I suspect that James the Greater probably wanted his friends to call him Big Jake, but it never happened. Life is full of such little tragedies. Da Vinci's Last supper, with the plate of eels and oranges highlighted. You know this painting, and I don't feel the need to describe it. If nothing else, "The DaVinci Code" made it famous, but not for eel-related reasons. More's the pity. I do think it's interesting to extend the DaVinci Code hypothesis and presume that *every* figure in the painting besides Jesus is secretly Mary. Did Jesus travel around with a harem of hairy women? We can infer it from the painting. And...you know...it worked for Jerome. So why not?

FYI: you should have known that the much decried* performance at the opening of the Paris Olympics wasn't about the Last Supper. There were no eels. IFKYK.

* There are people in the world who seem to build most of their lives around feeling personally attacked, and who live to decry All The Things. They are almost never the people whom the world is actually besieging, and you can tell because they have the time for performative public martyrdom. They suck.
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Episcopal Diocese of the Great Lakes @greatlakesepisco.bsky.social · 11h
In this election season, let us bring the joy and love we carry within us as children of the Living God to our participation in the voting process.
Hand inserting a ballot into a box labeled 'Practicing faithful citizenship.'
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Beckett the Delicate Ecopouf @delicateecopouf.bsky.social · 8h
It would be excellent to have a single week, just one, of being merely whelmed. Neither over nor under. Just whelmed.
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 30/09/2026
It's because even in the throes of terror it reflects confidence in an outcome. The sure and certain knowledge that this is the worst of all possible worlds (and will never get better) feels safer to some than any entertaining of hope.
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Beckett the Delicate Ecopouf @delicateecopouf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mourn for every allium allergy.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Such a Kevin @kevinkohler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't be the only one here hoping for a @jamellebouie.net / @dieworkwear.bsky.social collaboration.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also reminder the best help for food pantries, or people struggling or any 'need' is cold hard cash. Always. Always always always. Food pantries can make that money stretch MUCH BETTER THAN YOU CAN, and it'll go to their most urgent needs. I mean, the other stuff is great too but cash is king
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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Beckett the Delicate Ecopouf @delicateecopouf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Worked briefly as a phone pollster. While I'm sure the statisticians back at corporate did the best they could to balance the sample (we didn't even conduct polls with certain folks if we'd already hit the quota for a given demo) but it's real hard to get folks to get on and stay on the phone.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today, I see angry young men online LARPing as Catholics, often for the aesthetic. They celebrate strength and hate the weak. The use slurs against the disabled and fantasize about enacting Crusader violence against their enemies. I wish the Pope would speak directly on this.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hi i'm Greydon Grey IV, chief marketing exec at Grey Uniforms Inc. Here's why we think your NFL team could use some grey uniforms: —gets away from your team's iconic color sets —does not look good —extremely forgettable —looks bad —could easily be confused with any other team —looks like crap
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Then, if you’re able, try to get your body moving. You’re going to need your senses and movement is good for your brain. If you have kids in your care, protect their developing brains and their image. That’s all I can say about that.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please try to reclaim your precious precious attention, at all costs. Do puzzles. Take walks without a phone. Dear god, try to read, almost anything that isn’t a manifesto will really do. You are going to need your brain.
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Beckett the Delicate Ecopouf @delicateecopouf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dudes Rock.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Some of this history has been sold back to us — classic Western styles transported to Japan, where they made into more fashionable garments, and then exported back to Western European and North American customers. Comedian Mic Nguyen captures this history humorously below IG nicepantsbro
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HUGE: Autozone workers just won the first ever union at the company. Despite Autozone spending an estimated $210,696 and using every tactic in the book to stop just 11 workers from forming a union, the small shop in New York chose to unionize today. These workers will now join the @uaw.org.
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The Assisi Project @assisiproject.com · 23/09/2026
"We all gain joy, wisdom and a better future when the law of love interrupts that of calculation, when the experience of mercy broadens that of merit, and when the gift of peace suspends rivalries and brings us closer together in gratitude.” #PopeLeoXIV
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Beckett the Delicate Ecopouf @delicateecopouf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Marguerite, delivering absolute bangers, as usual. ⚓
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 21/09/2026
Not leaving.
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⚡⚡MAD DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE⚡⚡ @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Frothing at the mouth with excitement* HEY GUESS WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BRAIN, YOU HAVE TWO! med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sunday vs Monday I'm living the life the fashy tradbros rave about, except I'm trans and use my position in the church to support refugees and asylum seekers and ensure they get settled status in this country.
Jay in a suit standing in a church pulpit Jay in a black tshirt in a gym
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Sheepless @unsheeped.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't even know how you got that ship into the church.
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One of the reasons why military coups work in many societies is that you seek to control the physical space of the Capitol. That is why Congress controls the 10 acre mile that constitutes the White House, the Supreme Court, and the Capitol. That is why Congress was granted control of D.C.
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Josh Cook @joshthelibromancer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Here's the tactical thing that BAFFLES me about Dems trying to capture Republican voters with anti-trans policies...If Trump/MAGA hasn't already driven a voter to Democrats (like it did KARL FUCKING ROVE!) your version of anti-trans politics isn't going to do it! These are not gettable voters!
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ranting *against* something is easy and defines you against that thing. Defining what you're *for* is difficult and requires thought and effort.
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Beckett the Delicate Ecopouf @delicateecopouf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a once and former Rebel, and a nerdy one who doesn't care much for American Football at that, it still *delights* me when Ole Miss beats LSU. Hotty Fucking Toddy indeed. (Also delights me to see "Hotty Toddy" taken to new heights of vulgarity.)
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Beckett the Delicate Ecopouf @delicateecopouf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When I talk to conservatives from other parts of the Midwest with family in Minnesota, they *do* talk about the immigrant community this way, particularly their Muslim neighbors, but because of the tendency to live in bubbles, they generalize their perspective onto other white folks.
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Beckett the Delicate Ecopouf @delicateecopouf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The pundit podcasts say the GOP feels confident about MI, but sitting in the lobby of a GR hotel, the only pro-Mike Rogers ad I've seen is him saying he'll advocate for better healthcare prices. So... He's copying Abdul's homework?
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can’t have it both ways. You can’t be “It’s simple math, vote blue no matter who, grow up” and ALSO believe you are fighting fascism by making calculations as to who’s expendable. The world we’re in now demands more from us. More from everyone.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I assume anyone who points out how small the trans population is doesn’t know any trans people & I guess that’s what it takes to care? Because if you know even ONE trans person, like a person in your life, how can you think about that person and conclude it’s okay if they get thrown under the bus?
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've spent a lot of years studying a lot of collapses, and the truth of the matter is that they're always mundane: mild climatic shifts that reduce crop yields, a dumbass in power who makes some terrible decisions, neglecting things that obviously matter but the will to fix them can't be summoned.
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Beckett the Delicate Ecopouf @delicateecopouf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Chemical Valley in Sarnia looking charming, as ever.
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Beckett the Delicate Ecopouf @delicateecopouf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kevin is clearly wasting away. I think he ought to have a little bit of brekkie. Just a morsel.
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Lake Ontario! Live! @lake-ontario.live · 19/09/2026
Current* conditions near Wolfe Island, ON:
Ferry cam looking north from the Wolfe Island Marysville Ferry Dock on Wolfe Island with Lake Ontario in the distance. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-09-19 06:30:03 EDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: 511on.ca // Current Temp in Wolfe Island: 49 F | 10 C // Precip: scattered clouds // Wind: NE at 8 mph | 13 kph // Humidity: 79%
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Based upon their documented behavior over the past few years, the tech industry is less afraid of the potential ramifications of Artificial Superintelligence than they are of Lina Khan.
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Beckett the Delicate Ecopouf @delicateecopouf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As a former ECOM student, this delights me on so many levels. (also hotty toddy)
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 18/09/2026
Okay but what *is* the green orb like actually
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of modern civilisation’s great moments. THE SWEDISH CHEF RAPPER'S DELIGHT
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Beckett the Delicate Ecopouf @delicateecopouf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do you think part of the whole Stanza delle Lacrime experience is coming to terms with the fact that for the rest of your life you will need to graciously accept unhinged extravagant gifts from people?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
(crying, screaming, throwing up because they cast one of the greatest actresses of all time to voice the Jesus lion from a children's book)
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Lake Huron! Live! @lake-huron.live · 17/09/2026
Current* conditions near Mackinaw City, MI:
Northern view of the Mackinac Bridge traversing the Straits of Mackinac with Lake Huron on the right. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-09-17 18:12:02 EDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: mackinacbridge.org // Current Temp in Mackinaw City: 67 F | 19 C // Precip: scattered clouds // Wind: WSW at 7 mph | 11 kph // Humidity: 68%
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Beckett the Delicate Ecopouf @delicateecopouf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The RV in front of the flame ridden debris and the McMansion in the background really give it that "Pure Michigan" stank. Anyway, if you live up north you get pretty used to training flights overhead.
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