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Lives in Historic Northamptonshire. Chemist, IT bod, priest, stunt-archdruid

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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 8h
Narrator's voice: It didn't.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But just imagine, if HS2 had gone via Heathrow, just how delayed they could have made them both. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Heathrow Airport's third runway may be delayed to 2039
The UK's busiest airport says the original goal of 2035 will be difficult to meet without simplifying the planning process.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At Head Office
Peterborough cathedral seen from the south side.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This new "distracted boyfriend" meme just doesn't seem as good.
Mrs Trump apparently glaring at Trump's back as he walks glaring towards the camera. Xi looking at both of them, apparently bemused. 
Reuters photo.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wandered into the McMillan Coffee morning. Asked for fiver's worth of raffle tickets. Was told it was 20p a ticket and every one a winner... Anyone want an elephant bean bag, two random paperbacks, two Hotwheels type cars, or a chapstick? I'm keeping the wine.
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Tanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How I feel right now about the British/ 🇬🇧English( whatever) political landscape is that some one wrapped in a Union Jack could whack me over the head with a flag pole & the BBC would shove a microphone in my face asking why I provoked the attacker & the Home Sec would invite the attacker for tea .
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Have hosted two special school assemblies in church and then a school singing group rehearsal. I seem to be unexpectedly exhausted.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A Woman as Aslan? Narnia Business. cyber-coenobites.blogspot.com/2026/09/a-wo...
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A Woman as Aslan? Narnia Business.
There has been some terrible theology written by people complaining about Meryl Streep's casting as the voice of Aslan in the forthcoming N...
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Driving up the Drift earlier. Dodging the recently-released pheasants. Clump of 6 pheasants in the road. In the middle, a red kite chowing down on a dead pheasant. Welcome to rural England.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For a lion-related palate cleanser, this is my home town doing normal lion-related things. www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-e...
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Beer-drinking lion's trip to the local
Video from 1959 shows the day a zookeeper took a lion to a village pub, scaring the customers.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There's a car advert using a Requiem as its backing music and I don't think I want that one.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
Marvin in the BBC HitchHikers' Guide to the Galaxy series. A clunky, very square robot but loveableMarvin in the HitchHikers' Guide to the Galaxy movie. Very short, enormous head, what on earth?
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I read the Narnia books aged about 10 because my middle-class mates kept raving about them. Thought they were OK. But I was in my 20s before I realised that Aslan was a representation of Jesus. Given Aslan is a lion, and Jesus is a man, I can't see any reason why a woman couldn't voice Aslan.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
After 6 weeks of stress and worry, and a prolonged hospital stay, our hound is finally signed off. Just need to keep her from overdoing it. Just need to stop a collie / springer cross overdoing it.
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Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today is #HobbitDay because Bilbo and Frodo Baggins were both born on September 22nd. Normally we'd shire a hobbit pun or two but it might just feel like a tolkien gesture and we don't want to embarrass our elves. Anyway it's a good day to come and boromir #Tolkien books. 📚
A shelf of books by JRR Tolkien
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Sam Wilson @samwilson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
is Infantino my ex
Infantino says Fifa can change as he proposes review
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
thinking I shoulda gone for 40 chillis.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Made a chutney with 5 lbs of apples and 20 red chillis. I'm sure it'll be fine.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Turns out Russia didn't have all the cards after all. Just think - if Trump hadn't attacked Iran, diesel wouldn't be so expensive.
Truth Social post with Trump's face under a Stars and Stripes motif 

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Russia has unfortunately lost control of its Diesel Oil Industry due to its War with Ukraine. A large number of their Diesel refineries have been blown up and are, at least temporarily, out of commission. This ridiculous and never ending War with Ukraine must be ended. The whole World suffers as 25,000 people, mostly soldiers, are being killed each month. What a shame! President DJT
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nigel Farage announces Helen Jenner as the next Reform candidate for stepping down.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Baked potato, yellow tomato, and chilli soup. Awesome stuff.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Personally massively have my life enhanced by not having to store my food in a cave full of ice I had to collect. Also the reduction in threshing activity is invaluable.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That's "Biggleswade", Sammy P. "Bigglesworth" is more useful in a dogfight.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At 6.07 precisely a sing-off has broken out between a robin and a couple of tawny owls. It was quiet till now. Now, it's deafening.
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man who migrated to another country to avoid taxes says Britain's problem is migration and taxes that he doesn't pay. www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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Jim Ratcliffe: UK is ‘on the slide’ from days when it had world’s ‘greatest empire’
Co-owner of Manchester United says Britain is in decline because of high taxes and immigration
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And I forgot...St Andrew Northborough. Where John Clare's wife is buried. A wedding had just happened.
Close up of church porch and outside of crenellated side chapel.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
St Stephen Etton, which was clearly much bigger once. St Botolph Helpston, burial place of famous drinker @johnclare.bsky.social
Spired church. Quite long, with many blocked up doors and aumbries.Symmetrical church with two aisles seen from tower end.
Slouched spire on tower that goes from square to octagonal
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
St James's Priory Church, Deeping St James
Square towered church with small spire on top of tower.  Very long church.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
St Guthlac, Market Deeping and its ominous sundial. Time for chips.
Square-towered church. The sundial has the inscription "Night Cometh". It's on the north side of the tower so will only work in tne afternoon and evening.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jim Ratcliffe is a selfish, self centered piece of work. The Brexit he supported has put this country on the slide and made it a poorer, nastier place.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
St Michael + All Angels Langtoft.
Tall-spired church against sharp blue fen sky. Lots of headstones and framed by two yews.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
St John Baston. The very definition of "fen edge", laying between King Street Roman road and the enigmatic "Carr Dyke" Roman ditch/dyke/canal/whatever.
A very straight road (King Street, near Baston)

Square towered church with yews in front
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
St Thomas of Canterbury, Greatford St Margaret of Antioch, Braceborough, St Faith of Aquitaine Wilsthorpe The sleeping knight in Wilsthorpe is said to represent one of the famous Wake family. Though Pevsner claimed it was a 17th Century fake
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
St Martin, Barholm-with-Stowe. Not saying Barholm is a sleepy place. But they managed to rebuild their tower during the English Civil War Lovely angels.
Square church tower with clock and date plaque 1648Square tower church from s side with chancel and nave roofs slightly different heights.Roof angels (4) in chancel
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stuck at Tallington Crossing.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
First three churches: St John Barnack St Mary Bainton Then over the Welland to Lincs and St Lawrence Tallington
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Doing the Historic Churches Trust bike ride today. A week late due to holiday. Reminds me. I didn't post on here about my holiday. Because empty house, unusually. Normally we have enormous/ muscly sons house sitting. So here's a church I won't be visiting cos it's in Somerset. St George, Dunster
View down central church aisle towards the wisest rood screen you ever saw.Nicely detailed stone angel, depicted as a human head and shoulders with wings.Tomb to two dead, posh people. The woman has a long dress. Bloke, dressed as a knight, is lacking his legs
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Switched on the telly and accidentally saw 5 seconds of "Mrs Brown's Boys". Hoping I'll be OK with such a limited dose.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Abuse without wit is dullness double-distilld" - John Clare prophesies Twitter.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Day 7 in the "Dog in a Cone" house. The dog has worked out how to remove her extended, improved, definitely unremovable cone.
A collie with a modified cone of shame (made 3 inches deeper with an extension covered in silver gaffer tape)
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you ever want to get the views of the stupidest people on earth, get mentioned on a local newspaper website.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Apparently he said "umph umph umph brrrrrrr"
Man who was duct-taped on American Airlines flight after alleged violent outburst breaks his silence
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dog is in a cone and banned from jumping on furniture. Earlier she was found in a chair with her cone next to her.
Collie dog with big "cone of shame"
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
7-legged spider wandering round the front room. How come there are so many 7-legged spiders? *looks at cat and dog*
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The dangers of AI
Facebook post: 'I stupidly asked GPT chat about a toner for my hair I bought one used it and it dyed my hair green in places'
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Simplicity Cremations apparently think having the world;s poshest man as their spokesperson will bring in the punters. I hope they're wrong.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kim Trilby.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm proud to represent the interests of the man in the street. The street is in Thailand and the man is Christopher Harborne.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Looks like I'll be drinking tomato soup for lunch from now till Xmas.
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gerrarrdus @gerrarrdus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Longest PCC meeting held in 1 hour 30. A record short PCC meeting for the longest PCC meeting. 3 PCC meetings to go.
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