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Debbie Mia

@debbiemia.bsky.social
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Software engineer by day, a small font of utterly eldritch wisdom by night. Sometimes makes shitpost art. Also a law clerk.

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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
"By Grabthar's hammer, to infinity... and beyond!" - Captain Spock, Avatar: Return of the Jedi Happy Spaceballs Day, everyone.
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The Provost / سيدة الفتنة @msentropy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
She’s been through hell and back these past few years, times are tough enough, and our criminal health care system means exorbitant medical bills — I’m absolutely gutted. Please share and help me identify these people / car. #Atlanta #ATL ring.com/share/fd5c55... ring.com/share/4ae0fd... 2/2
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Ring #AlwaysHome
Check out this video! I just captured it with my Ring Camera!
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Okay you know what
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
To be fair, I typed it in Hank Hill's voice.
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Cocaine and cocaine accessories. And guns with the cocaine.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 18/04/2025
The conditions basically boil down to "Stop being Nick Rekieta"
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
UPDATE: We have the document. 30 days confinement in August. Probation for 5 years. 80 hours community service. Order is here: drive.google.com/file/d/1seCK...
drive.google.com
MCRO_34-CR-24-341_Sentencing Order_2025-04-18_20250418103149.pdf
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
UPDATE: We have the document. 30 days confinement in August. Probation for 5 years. 80 hours community service. Order is here: drive.google.com/file/d/1seCK...
drive.google.com
MCRO_34-CR-24-341_Sentencing Order_2025-04-18_20250418103149.pdf
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Nick Rekieta's sentencing order from a judge whose initials are "SJW" and it being index 69. This is simply the most hilarious combination of coincidences.
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Oh. My. Goodness. Look at that index number for Nick Rekieta's sentencing order. 😂😂😂 I am deceased.
Screenshot from Nick Rekieta's case. Index #69 is the sentencing order for today.
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CrumbedUp Haunting Eclipse 1st Cour @crumbedup.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I don't go to Mihoyo stuff but condolences to anyone who enjoyed Mr Kinich Genshin Impact cause his new voice is a couchfucker and a self-described Sock 'Em Boppers Cock 'Em Bopper
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
All credit goes to Zach. It was 100% his idea and draft. I only formatted it and threw in a few extra puns because Atreus deserves to have his case look profursional 😂
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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Guys. I was just served with a lawsuit… From my cat. [Last names redacted via iPhone to protect the privacy of all parties.]
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KATHRYN
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Defendant.
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ATREUS
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
PEST DISTRICT OF VIRGINIA
Plaintiff,
CASE NO.
COMPLAINT
Plaintiff, by ind through his undersigned cat-nsel, alleges the following:
INTRODUCTION
1. The D fendants, referred to as "Authorities," have infringed upon Plaintiffs feline rights by ceasing pet and skritches before Plaintiff was ready to signal he was tired of them by typical feline custom (biting the shit out of them, by allowing his food dish to remain half-empty at times, and by foc sing on trivial human concerns such as working jobs to pay rent and buy food.
PARTIES
2. The Plaintiff Atreus is the bestest boy while simultaneously being a brainless gremlin.
Plaintiff is also known by names of "orange bastard, that little dick, screamy little jerk," among others.
COMPLAINT - 13. Defendant Eric is a grown man, with a mortgage.
4. Defendant Kat is a paralegal who knows many attorneys, which would worry

Plaintiff if he was not a cat.
5. Defendants currently house another cat named Kya who is not party to this action as
Plaintiff finds her intimidating.
JURISDICTION AND VENUE
6. This Court has subject matter jurisdiction over this action purr-suant to the "Because
I said so clause of owning a cat.
7. This Court has personal jurisdiction over the Defendants because Defendants both
live and work in Virginia and are staff for their cat overlords.
BACKGROUND
8. Defendants have a long history of violating Defendant's feline rights. On or about
February 5*, 2025, defendant Kat was attempting to schedule a deposition when Plaintiff was
participating in his regular duty of being distracting and adorable. Though Defendant proceeded to give defendant scratches, she ceased to go about her human job before Plaintiff could announce he was finished by biting her hand.
9. On multiple occasions, Defendants have entered one of many rooms in their house,
only to shut the door before Plaintiff could follow them. Plaintiff, lacking opposable thumbs, was unable to open the door to ensure his humans were safe or still extant. Plaintiff could only assume
after several minutes that the Defendants had abandoned him, leaving him with no choice but to howl the song of his people in hope of rescue. Defendants' actions constitute intentional infliction
of emotional distress by ensuring there were stretches of minutes while Plaintiff was unsure his head would receive further skritches.
On multiple occasions, Plaintiff consumed the food left in his food dish. Though
Plaintiff waited with patience for all of three seconds, Defendants left is food dish unfilled until a cruel and arbitrary decided point when they decided to refill said dish. Again, Plaintiff experienced emotional distress with such intervals of believing his plump orange body would receive no further
nourishment. Plaintiff acknowledges he could have eaten from Kya's dish, but he feared being
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11. Despite being the bestest boy, Defendant has not been provided with an increasing number of treats. Defendant is at risk of withering away to nothing.
12. Parties have had a longstanding contract: Plaintiff does nothing and Defendants shower him with love and food. Plaintiff has held up his end of the contract, but previous fact patterns demonstrate there is insufficient love and attention provided.
JURY DEMAND
Pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 38(b), plaintiff demands a trial by jury as to all
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PRAYER FOR RELIEF
WHEREFORE, Plaintiff Atreus prays for the following relief:
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Plaintiffs to utilize both hands to deliver pets and scratches simultaneously from hereon.
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Damages that have resulted from Defendants' breach of contractual obligations, including compensatory damages in the form of excessive treats.
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Plaintiff is to be referred to only as "the bestest boy in the world."
That all doors in the residence remain hereby unshut for Plaintiffs easy traversal.
Such other relief that the court deems just and purr-pur.
DATED this 24** day of February, 2025.
Respectfully Submitted,
L4l2 ayar Resenters (pro cal vice)
Attorney for Plaintiff Atreus
COMPLAINT - 3
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Walgreens!
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
This is vaguely threatening 😭
Front of card that has a picture of a spider with bunny ears. The text says "This year you'll be invited by the EASTER SPIDER"Inside of card with the text "Don't worry. She still leaves LOTS of eggs."
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Michael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com · 18/02/2025
This is fucking incredible.
REYES: [The order] calls an entire category of people dishonest, dishonorable, undisciplined, immodest, who lack integrity, people who have taken an oath to defend this country, people who have been under fire, people who have received medals for taking fire for this country. I want to know from the government whether that language expresses 'animus.' Does that express animus? DOJ ATTORNEY: Not in any constitutional- REYES: In a commonsense way. This is a policy from the President of the United States affecting thousands of people ... to call an entire group of people, lying dishonest people who are undisciplined, immodest and have no integrity. How is that anything other than showing animus? DOJ ATTORNEY: I don't have an answer for you. REYES: You do have an answer, you just don't want to give it... People can make solid arguments as to why some or even most transgender people shouldn't be in the military We're dealing with unadulterated animus. We are dealing with the president of the United States dealing with a group of people serving their country... calling them liars. (Reyes then said she changed her courtroom orders to bar people who graduated from UVA law school from appearing before her because "they're all liars and lack integrity and are undisciplined and can't possibly meet the high rigors of benign a lawyer for the government" She made the DOJ lawyer sit down on that basis, then after he did, she called him back up and asked whether that was a display of animus.)
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
This, tbh. It's tough to recommend "become reputable to stone cold killers" as an actionable bizdev step, but thankfully, we've already done that.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
"we hate bullies" is sort of the founding ideology here.
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
KUSK is an amazing firm filled with some of the most incredible, kind, brilliant, and wonderful people I've ever met. But just remember, it's also filled with semi-feral gremlins. (Said with love 💖)
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
And just a few months later... when I was handed yet another life catastrophe? The entire team lent support, advice, friendship, an ear, and more support.
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Won't say I didn't feel bad about needing the time off pre and post surgery. I did. Not because of the team's words or actions, though. At no point was I made to feel like a burden. Instead, I was given glares and "don't be doing too much" when I did pop in to help with something.
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
And, of course, because my luck is ☆~amazing~☆ the aneurysm had an aneurysm-sized thrombus. A blood clot. Yay. I was basically ordered to bed rest to await my surgery. "Brain and body house arrest" as I called it. Was not to do anything stressful, strenuous, yadda, yadda
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I'm gonna add to this as one of the support staff. Last year, my heart was being stupid (as is normal for it) and resolved itself quickly... but the d-dimer test my doc ordered showed "there's def a problem". A chest CT later and we learn there's a large splenic artery aneurysm at risk of rupture.
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
It's been an absolute honor and blessing to work alongside of and learn from you. Imma be sure to make time to visit you in Hawaii and when you're on the east coast.
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a close up of a man 's face with a tear running down his cheek .
Alt: A man crying sad tears because I'm gonna miss the heck out of working with Mike.
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Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 12/02/2025
The first rule of cite club is you don’t talk about cite club. *** If it’s your first time at cite club, you have to cite.
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Okay I'll admit I burst out loud laughing at this one
A sign for "Mega Man Twitter, formerly Mega Man X."
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I’ve never been to Philadelphia but I’m very fond of a city where you might have a mad max guys jumping off of poles while on motorcycles for the glory of gasoline town thing going on but it would also be strangely wholesome
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Obligatory "Get in the robot, Shinji"
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
A few years ago, I found a brand new Mari Makinami bathing suit for $3 and intended to give it to someone who could fit it. Way too small, could never. Then forgot about it for a few years. Because of course. Remembered it yesterday and was like "... maybe?" It fits.
Me, making a 😐 face at realizing the Mari Makinami bathing suit fits.

My room is still a little messy from doing a reorganization
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
-laughs in being able to shop in the kids' section for clothes-
A puffy winter coat that is pastel pink, purple, and aqua done in a gradient pattern.
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I can feel the daggers from @kateration.bsky.social already
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The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
OK, maybe it was a mistake to introduce Debbie to the legal genius of Orly Taitz.
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
ngl, I'm incredibly jealous of the skill needed to pull that off.
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
@questauthority.bsky.social: Read this; it'll cure your imposter syndrome. Me: ... Me: My imposter syndrome is now worse. I could only *dream* of being this chaotic on a 2-page document. This is new goals of chaos gremlin behavior.
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Well, this was the most harrowing fucking thing I've ever had to work on, and I'm just the damn lawyer. Can't imagine the client living it, and it's a goddamn privilege to represent her. DO NOT READ THIS unless you can handle details of some truly vile sexual abuse by Neil Gaiman.
storage.courtlistener.com
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
There is no way I just heard music from Epic being used by the official Playstation TikTok account. (I did, omgwtfbbq)
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a close up of a man wearing sunglasses looking through them .
Alt: A shocked man takes off his sunglasses to reveal another pair of sunglasses.
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Alvaro Ibañez @alvaroim.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
If you view "respecting people's pronouns and identity" as something that can be turned off when you don't like the recipient, you don't actually respect Trans and non-binary people, you humor them. No way around this
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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Pointed out to everyone that House M.D. (Hugh Laurie) and Mr. Weasley (Mark Williams) played Jasper and Horace from 101 Dalmatians. Most people had forgotten or didn’t realize. Turns out they were just the British version of the Home Alone bandits and everyone thinks Hugh Laurie looks like Marve. 😂
Hugh Laurie as Jasper Mark Williams as HoraceMark Williams and Hugh Laurie as Horace and Jasper in 101 Dalmatians. Hugh Laurie and Mark Williams as Jasper and Horace in 101 Dalmatians.
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I CAN NEVER FIND THE WATERMELON SANGRIA YOU MONSTER
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The stickers went on my phone and laptop right after taking the photo 💖
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
It's an amulet for cyber security protection. With stickers for a cellphone and computer.
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
CRUMBED NO
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
@questauthority.bsky.social found the most literal perfect omamori for the kinda work we do 😭💖
An omamori for IT security protection. Has the omamori + stickers for both laptop and cellphone.
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Thomas Neville @goobermunch.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
There are certain days when even the old hits don’t do it for you. In case anyone’s wondering? This is wrong. The case it comes from isn’t about theaters or fires. It’s dicta in a case that’s been overruled. It’s as effective as a fart in a tornado.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I eat an apple a day and still can't get rid of these doctors!!!
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
DPS means being a problem for everyone
Photo of my character from Final Fantasy 14 in a swimsuit, sitting on the sand. She os looking pensively into the distance. The following text was added "POV: Pondering what stupid stuff to stand in today"
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
every sentence here is worse than the last
Writer David Goyer (Foundation, The Dark Knight trilogy, Blade) has created Emergence, a world meant to be the first franchise on a new platform called Incention, which connects fans to expand and create intellectual property.

It basically allows studios and rights holders to open their IP to fans and other creators while leveraging AI to streamline licensing, revenue sharing and community engagement. The platform is built on the blockchain so ideas can be tracked and creators compensated.

Organizers are ambitious, hoping to introduce a new blueprint for building modern franchises through “collaborative creation” that can help avoid costly misfires on the big and small screens with early input from a passionate base. AI will help users sort through the content.
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The yearly re-telling of the 64 McFlurries Story is always a good time. Until next time, MAGFest
MAGFlurry in a red solo cup. There is a sticker on it that says:

MAGFLURRY
LOVE IT TO BITS
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Debbie Mia @debbiemia.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
It just got uploaded to the court website within the last hour or so drive.google.com/file/d/1TJCk...
drive.google.com
MCRO_34-CR-24-341_Petition to Enter Guilty Plea_2025-01-24_20250124160627.pdf
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