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Ser Skellington Bones

@deadersesq.bsky.social
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I contain multitudes: hundreds of bones are animated inside me. One is a member of the Bar. 90% shit post, 5% dadpost, 2% lawpost, 4% wtfpost My views are my own

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every single person needs to read this book ASAP.
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End Times Fascism
A New York Times BestsellerA scathing investigation into the apocalyptic thinking of the Christian nationalists, tech-bro reactionaries, and populist surviva...
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Wandering Hoo @wanderlib.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey! North Carolina is Virginia's Wario not Georgia's. There's an entire rivalry about this.
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Ser Skellington Bones @deadersesq.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We don't toss him in prison along with Hegseth et al the world will NEVER trust us again
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Ser Skellington Bones @deadersesq.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You know it's going to be a fun case when you get to look at the values of semen tanks
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Ser Skellington Bones @deadersesq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can do a 2 mile walk in the heat and finish by climbing 5 flights of stairs without getting winded now. Woohoo being fitter rocks
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Ser Skellington Bones @deadersesq.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I dreamed that I fell asleep in a huge pile of black lab puppies and now I'm angry at the world for not being in a huge pile of puppies
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Ser Skellington Bones @deadersesq.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Getting the you know what
Dairy Queen ice cream sign, referencing the dumb tweet from ten years ago
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Epic of Gilgamesh is better than Wicked.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
One of several reasons not to participate in public corruption schemes since eventually the other party will return to power. www.wsj.com/politics/ele...
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Exclusive | Corporate America Cut Big Checks to Trump. Now CEOs Fear Subpoenas Are Coming.
Tech firms are courting Democrats and hiring advisers to prepare for potential investigations if Republicans lose control of the House.
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
These people had protected status. They lived here legally. They worked, they paid taxes. They made lives. Raised families. Now we’ve dehumanized them. Ripped away that protection and told them to get out. This is a stain on the soul of this Nation.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
you can’t take Dolly Parton and Tim Curry from us in two days without giving us a huge fucking win. there must be balance
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
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Ser Skellington Bones @deadersesq.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I have never cared about celebrity deaths but fuck Dolly does hurt
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The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Shit.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 23/08/2026
I hope everyone caught this Lancet study confirming that Elon Musk & DOGE are responsible for genocidal levels of suffering & death.
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Evaluating the impact of two decades of USAID interventions and projecting the effects of defunding on mortality up to 2030: a retrospective impact evaluation and forecasting analysis
USAID funding has significantly contributed to the reduction in adult and child mortality across low-income and middle-income countries over the past two decades. Our estimates show that, unless the a...
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Ser Skellington Bones @deadersesq.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's throwback Twitter Thursday... On Friday!
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 17/08/2026
Good Christ it isn't just the lawyers but also the expert witnesses now www.404media.co/show-how-3m-... Sanction them all and let the court of appeals sort them out
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‘Show How 3M Is 0% at Fault:’ Expert Witness Used ChatGPT to Write Report Defending Company in Deadly Explosion Lawsuit
ChatGPT prompts show how an expert witness report was created in a $61 million lawsuit over an explosion that killed three people.
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Ser Skellington Bones @deadersesq.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Why is a McDonald's in middle of nowhere North Carolina playing a Canadian news station based in Vancouver The world wonders
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Ser Skellington Bones @deadersesq.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Oh my God my new doctor sounds exactly like Kronk
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/08/2026
Our Ennobled and Innocent Taco Bell vs their Sinister Disease-Ridden Chipotle
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Ser Skellington Bones @deadersesq.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ugh, the boomers at work are putting AI generated photos of themselves as their TEAMS av. Ughhhhh
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
People need to start getting disbarred for this shit.
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Julie Faenza @juliemfaenza.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
2011 grad. Maybe not recent enough. But, respectfully, this is ableist nonsense. Accommodations like extra time are not a "luxury." They are legally required adaptations for disabilities. And it's frankly offensive to conflate accommodations with luxury.
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Ser Skellington Bones @deadersesq.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Yeah ok The Odyssey is REALLY fucking good
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Ser Skellington Bones @deadersesq.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
LMAO they did it again. 'The real racism is academics not wanting to be around me, a guy who prefers being around white people' and 'why do liberals want representation for black people and not other groups like (white) farmers?" www.scotusblog.com/2026/07/the-...
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The case for Callais
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Alright let’s go Spain!!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
No hell too hot. www.sunjournal.com/2026/07/13/i...
The little girl was still in Bluey pajamas.

No older than 3, she was trying to smell the flowers.

At her side, a pink rolling bag.

Her father, Joan Sebastian Guerrero, had just been fatally shot and yanked from a car he’d been driving. Now, he lay handcuffed in the street, where he would remain for five hours.

 “You took her dad, you took her dad!” a woman nearby yelled, according to Cecelia Humiston, 22, who witnessed the interaction in Biddeford on Monday morning.
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Ser Skellington Bones @deadersesq.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So if Mitch is dead too (and he totally is) that's what, 51-47 right now?
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Jeff Brack @jeffbrack.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Fuck that. I'm team anyone but England.
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Ser Skellington Bones @deadersesq.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The English would celebrate about kicking a puppy wouldn't they. Haaland is just a little guy :(
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Racism aside, there is nothing that the Chinese Communist Party wants more than for America to continue to be run by stupid hicks like this woman whose careers are dedicated to flushing every competitive advantage we have down the toilet.
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Ser Skellington Bones @deadersesq.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The winner of the semifinal in Atlanta next week gets to replace the Stone Mountain mural with themselves. I don't make the rules, I just support and enforce them. #replacestonemountainwithMessi
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Ser Skellington Bones @deadersesq.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
VAR is the curse that keeps on giving
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Ser Skellington Bones @deadersesq.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Everything Trump Touches Dies and he just touched the USMNT. They were supposed to lose to the NEXT team damnit
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
All of these can be true at the same time: 1) The suspension reversal was corrupt 2) No FIFA rules were violated (Art 27) 3) Art 27 is ridiculous 4) This is not nearly FIFA's most corrupt action 5) FIFA's history of corruption doesn't justify this corruption 6) The red card by VAR was BS
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My mayor Muslim My bagels Jewish My huevos Racheros uh....Go Mexico!
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cape Verde defeats Argentina via a 2-3 loss in extra time
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Ser Skellington Bones @deadersesq.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Fraudgentina shall not pass the next round after Our Brave Sharks held the fucking line!!!!
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Ser Skellington Bones @deadersesq.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
TODAY WE ARE ALL CABO VERDEAN
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Ser Skellington Bones @deadersesq.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Good job Egypt Now for Cape Verde to take home the cup 🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Ser Skellington Bones @deadersesq.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Pens pens pens PENS
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🎃 Dustin Gore-Killer 🔪 @george-miller.org · 03/07/2026
IDC if that's the right call it clearly violates the Rule of Cool and should stand
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Ser Skellington Bones @deadersesq.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Kill VAR now
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Ser Skellington Bones @deadersesq.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This ref needs to stop the rough housing
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Ser Skellington Bones @deadersesq.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
We need to win here so we can knock out Belgium and Portugal and then historically face plant against a Canadian black horse for maximum funny and Trump anger
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