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Gluten-free Seitan

@davidjohansen.bsky.social
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In the southern USA. He/him Interested in world events, US politics, science, music

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Gluten-free Seitan @davidjohansen.bsky.social · 10h
Fundie hate-preacher says Trump is channeling govt $$$$ to fundie churches, so vote GOP www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwat...
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Lance Wallnau Offers A Trillion Reasons For Christians To Vote In The Midterms
MAGA cultist Lance Wallnau says that Christians must vote in the midterms because the Trump administration is poised to funnel billions of dollars of government funding to Christian organizations.
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Gluten-free Seitan @davidjohansen.bsky.social · 10h
wake up Billie Joe www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU9J...
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Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends [Official Music Video] [4K Upgrade]
YouTube video by Green Day
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Gluten-free Seitan @davidjohansen.bsky.social · 11h
This is why the Catholic Church opposed translating the Bible into the vulgar tongues www.smbc-comics.com/comic/script...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scripture
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scripture
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Gluten-free Seitan @davidjohansen.bsky.social · 21h
Pygmy raccoons on Cozumel make balls out of paper trash, imitate that behavior, play with coatis, get drunk on margarita (with photos) "Preliminary Evidence of Material Culture in the Critically Endangered Pygmy Raccoon (Procyon pygmaeus)" www.mdpi.com/3042-4526/3/...
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Bohemian Wrap City @bohemianwrapcity.bsky.social · 21h
(Arnold voice) “September 30 2026. Elon Musk assumes directorate of future of warfare at the pentagon. In less than 2 months he is Secretary of War after Hegseth resigns to run for president. Two months later, SkyX becomes self-aware and blows up on a launchpad”
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Gluten-free Seitan @davidjohansen.bsky.social · 23h
Good news is no news: less crime, less prison washingtonmonthly.com/2026/09/30/t...
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The Unheralded End of Mass Incarceration
America’s prison population is plummeting thanks to lower crime rates. The consequences are extraordinary.
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Gluten-free Seitan @davidjohansen.bsky.social · 23h
Update: British PM says Iran was involved in "what happened". What did happen, Andy? One of the lads called the cops on himself & associates They had one barrel of petrol plus empty barrels
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Gluten-free Seitan @davidjohansen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Beyond Vibecession discourse nuke: What if college tuition (actual amount paid) is less than in the 1970s? Would explain why an increasing share of each generation is going to college
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A thing that was very clear at the time is that while it’s true that the United States has a lot of leverage, Israel is a sovereign nation with its own politics, and Netanyahu was, in addition to leading a coalition of aspiring genocidaires, literally going to go prison if the war stopped
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 29/09/2026
Third Way are weathervanes and this is what it feels like to have the wind at your back again
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Gluten-free Seitan @davidjohansen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the mental condition is psychopathy
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Gluten-free Seitan @davidjohansen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The new pattern of deportation - driven by state & local police cooperation. (287(g)) Ends the dictator's effort to especially punish opposition areas, but ethnic cleansing continues. www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
A map of Immigration detentions per capita by state - southern states, plus TX-AZ-NM-WY, have the most.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I see people putting AI in the same bucket as NFTs (speculative technology that will go away when the bubble pops), but I think the internet is the better comp. Sure there's some early bubble-y activity, but the underlying technology is real it's going to dramatically change things.
Hand-drawn Venn diagram titled "Bubbles," with four overlapping circles: Beanie Babies, AI, NFTs, and Dot-com.

Each alone: "Gamble on plushies!" / "Gamble on LLMs!" / "Gamble on JPEGs!" / "Gamble on HTML!"

Beanie Babies + AI: "The products tend to have cutesy first names."
Beanie Babies + NFTs: "Who will own the rarest fake monkey?"
AI + Dot-com: "Genuinely important underlying technology."
NFTs + Dot-com: "This URL could be worth millions!"

Every bubble but Dot-com: "Mostly in private markets."
Every bubble but NFTs: "Good people got hurt."
Every bubble but AI: "Never threatened life as we know it."
Every bubble but Beanie Babies: "Blame Silicon Valley."

All four: "Somebody got rich, but probably not you."
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Gluten-free Seitan @davidjohansen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This Brit "bomb plot" is sounding more likely to be overblown. No explosive materials found, released on bail, not clear what if anything they've been charged with. Whatever it is, not a huge bombing narrowly prevented.
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Ryan Hisner @ryanhisner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mink farming is a massive pandemic risk. It's insane that they are allowed to exist. Now we have an active H5N1 outbreak on a mink farm, & "state officials have no clear plan to rein it in." Imagine if uncontrolled H5N1 transmission in mink were allowed in a research lab...
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
first the cult leader says “you must relinquish your material attachments” and you sell your house to move to the ashram then he says “money is the root of all suffering” so you give him your savings finally he says “monogamy is the caging of desire” so you let him fuck your wife
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Sara Straw @oneoneder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Union soldier clocks on to construction of whiteness:
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Jim in Ohio @jiminohio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
IMHO this is the real country song of the summer youtu.be/FCtl_roHr9o?...
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Orville Peck - Already Gone (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Orville Peck
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Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have INDEED heard Choosin Texas because I am into country music and I’d heard that it was the “song of the summer”… and then I listened to it and had the deep philosophical thought, Why is this bad song so popular? But that’s the kind of thing that happens all the time
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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(Bloomberg) -- President Donald Trump asked Chinese President Xi Jinping at one point if he would to like to buy some American armaments, US Ambassador to China David Perdue says.
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Gerry Duggan @gerryduggan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every accusation a confession.
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shaunc @shaunc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They even enjoyed a flourishing period of democracy & individual rights: "After the entry on Shar-kali-sharri, the Sumerian King List reads 'Then who was king? Who was not king?', suggesting a period of chaos that may reflect the uncertain times during which the Akkadian Empire came to an end."
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In reality, we now also know that persistent viral infection in Ebola survivors is not only a possible source of new outbreaks, but in fact a very serious problem - one that gets worse when we have major outbreaks, such as the 2014 epidemic in West Africa, or the current Bundibugyo virus outbreak.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If Trump invades Cuba and the Cubans manage to blow something up in Florida, they're going to try to spin it as a post-9/11 time for unity type bullshit and I want to put down in writing in advance that's stupid and you don't have to be a communist to see it.
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Gluten-free Seitan @davidjohansen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"These people shouldn’t make policy." 💯
Yudkowsky, founder of AI cult stuff, saying nuclear doomsday is not that bad as long as "there's still a chance of reaching the stars someday"
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Gluten-free Seitan @davidjohansen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Donald the Dove, Obama's drones, etc
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B. A. Friedman @bafriedman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is a misleading headline. It’s eight across the entire CSG (four to seven ships depending on the time, and over 7,000 service members). Not eight on the USS Lincoln itself. Hattip: @seeadler.bsky.social
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Gluten-free Seitan @davidjohansen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wait, is this true? From an Atlantic article about the religious-secular divide in Israel. The usual narrative is that the Holocaust proved the uselessness of assimilation, and one has to be pragmatic about survival, but if assimilation was in fact pragmatic survival - survivor's guilt?
"If you were visibly Jewish and spoke only Yiddish, you were less likely to have survived when the Nazis showed up. The Holocaust was a great filter. When Israel was founded, these secular elites recognized that their more religious and insular brethren had been nearly annihilated, and they were happy to create a new habitat where the religious could survive as a pitied minority in a state ruled by secular Jews. "
from an Atlantic article by Graeme Wood, https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/09/israel-secular-religious-divide/688649/
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Gluten-free Seitan @davidjohansen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Overturning primary results. The NY party machine is outrageous.
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Gluten-free Seitan @davidjohansen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The only accurate headline I've seen on this - the state of Florida - Gov. DeSantis - is suing the NYT for covering Israel unfairly. Lmao, leopards, etc - but also insane state censorship. www.cltampa.com/news/florida...
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Florida sues NY Times over alleged anti-Israel bias; demands internal records
The New York Times Building on the west side of Midtown Manhattan in New York City. The state of Florida filed a shareholder lawsuit Wednesday against The
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Joe Sudbay @joesudbay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Usually when Collins gets upset by media - and that is her standard procedure - media, especially Maine media back down Not ProPublica as you can see below - and they have the receipts to back it up So this has got to be a especially jarring for her and her team
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Zecharias Zelalem @zekuzelalem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
War breaks out in Ethiopia. Tigrayan forces attack federal government positions on two fronts & capture the region's airports. Tragically, shuttle diplomacy efforts by the international community have failed. Ethiopia is on the brink of being plunged back into all out civil war. It's a disaster.
aljazeera.com
Tigray forces launch offensive against Ethiopian government
Tigray People’s Liberation Front seizes control of airports, targets government positions in Afar and Amhara regions.
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Gluten-free Seitan @davidjohansen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fascist furries (and there are a few): why are the leopards eating our faces?
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's a good thing
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Martha Stewart with a Maruyama Kitchen Knife
ALT: Martha Stewart with a Maruyama Kitchen Knife
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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Something I want to be very clear about is that it is literally impossible for Musk to have used Starlink to change the results of elections and Musk's rantings on the subject shouldn't be taken as evidence that it happened, it should be taken as evidence that he's a drugged-out bugfuck pyscho
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 23/09/2026
Yes. here you go. Trump’s approval is significantly below where it was in 2018
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Gluten-free Seitan @davidjohansen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A really amazing example of "Media doesn't matter" thinking in Newsom, Bonta, etc caving on the Paramount lawsuit. These are ambitious politicians but they don't think Republican media control will matter to their political ambitions?? such a huge blind spot, just one example
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Wolfie 🐺 @wolfpurplemoon.com · 23/09/2026
good news, there's a real video that's been going around for years of a crow skiing down a snowing roof! www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wup...
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Crow skiing down a roof
YouTube video by Niko Niko
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 23/09/2026
shit, i got got here, thanks to the person that pointed it out — i even tried to double-check, but x is a pain in the ass to view without an account now and forgot to look for the flair badges people pay them for
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We can only lmao
Twitter conversation:

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10/14/24

The year is 2026, you voted for Donald Trump:
- gas is 2.87 per gallon
- rent is 1,500 per month
- groceries, insurance & utilities are
40% less
- millions of illegals have been deported
- inflation is less than 2 Show more

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Checking in on this for an update

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The update is that I have been impersonated. I did not post that comment. I have reported it to X.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ProPublica got the literal check Collins was bribed with.
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Gluten-free Seitan @davidjohansen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How the Houthis advanced so fast (not just by driving down the highway) The most detailed description I've seen so far newlinesmag.com/reportage/th...
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The Seven-Day Lightning Offensive That Changed Yemen’s War
How the Houthis seized the country’s western coastline and reached for Bab al-Mandab
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pig-endian @porkkalo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Hillary wants to abolish, essentially abolish the Second Amendment. By the way, and if she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks. "But the Second Amendment people, maybe there is, I don't know." Donald Trump, August 9 2016
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Michael McDonald @electproject.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
These allegations are a bombshell: the FBI informant claims Collins was in a pay-to-play scheme where donors to her Super-PAC were rewarded with government contracts. Trump stopped the investigation when he came into his office second term. As Collins would say, "concerning"
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Center for Strategic Politics @stratpolitics.org · 21/09/2026
All 2028 contenders and high-profile party figures we polled are broadly popular with Dems. The one exception? Chuck Schumer. And for all the arguing over Hasan Piker, 72% of Dems either don't know or don't care about him.
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 19/09/2026
People are, as a rule, incredibly easy to seduce (in all senses of the word) with the allure of secret knowledge. It appeals to their desire to be unique from and outside the common rabble. They will invent new kinds of belief that can be known and hoarded to experience this particular high.
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Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com · 18/09/2026
I was literally physically in the audience when Yud argued that there should be arms control on power and compute infrastructure to stop the rise of superintelligent AI and that anyone who refused should be nuked.
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Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The way leftists like Hasan Piker and certain accounts on here post about Mao reminds me of Rithy Panh’s incredible film Rendez-vous Avec Pol Pot. Alain, the communist intellectual who arrives believing all the regime propaganda and eager sell it to the world, ends the film shot dead in his room.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 18/09/2026
Imagine if, instead of regulating drones (which we did!), we instead decided to let drone companies self-regulate, and ALSO dedicated tons of money and time to "problems" like "what if, in 1000 years, hyper-intelligent dogs learn to fly drones into mailmen." This is what we are doing with AI.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hard to imagine a more emblematic fracturing of the British social order than people turning on the lifeboats, the most conservative-coded, traditional charity we have. If these scumbags will attack the RNLI, they'll attack anyone or anything. Absolutely feral.
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