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@david.lynch.wtf
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Software engineer. I'm not the director. OR AM I? (I'm not.) I do make a bunch of WoW addons, though. That’s probably a point of divergence. This account is very much my own opinions. (he/him)

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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 23h
If Democrats win, johnson will not be speaker at the point where they are swearing in the new Congress. They are sworn in by the speaker elect, who is chosen by the member elects
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026
“how much shit can you deny yourself? cheese, gender, the fuck’s next?” truly humanity is a rich text
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Jeff Domingues @jeffdomingues.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes the articles of impeachment write themselves.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Desperate GOP Scrambles to Defend Once-Solid Red Seats talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo...
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Desperate GOP Scrambles to Defend Once-Solid Red Seats
Worse Than 2006? Republican political consultants are practically falling over each other...
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is brutal [laudatory]
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 06/10/2026
“While OpenAI admits to agents behaving ‘unpredictably’, they must also acknowledge their responsibility to monitor and prevent these risks,” Wikimedia said. “AI companies are not doing enough to secure their systems and protect the public from the harm they cause.” arstechnica.com/security/202...
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OpenAI agents tried to hack Wikipedia tools and flooded it with traffic
The reports of OpenAI agents harming third-party sites keep coming.
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 06/10/2026
people keep saying "when trump campaigns, he gets the base out" but trump keeps campaigning and GOP poll numbers just keep going down
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.
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Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’
Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 05/10/2026
this cycle we might get blue iowa better known as bliowa (gov + sen), blalaska (gov + sen), blexas (gov + sen), blohio (gov + sen), and blansas (sen)
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wintertorta🍰 @wintertorta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a reminder 🪄 #illustration
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
kinda surreal to see the fight for Blansas actually happen
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Ezra Levin ❌👑 @ezralevin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That was me - i said that.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 05/10/2026
For my newsletter, I explained why you're all seeing Texas anti-trans ads during every football game this fall and what it all means for the midterms generally. www.burnsnotice.com/everyone-is-...
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Everyone is Sick of Texas Political Ads
Why you are seeing all these Ken Paxton ads and why this is a sign of the GOP's Texas demise
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That gerrymander gonna be funny if Texas is 50/50 in the house vote.
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Uncle Space Ghost @unclespaceghost.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
God giving us his toughest battles and it's having to agree with fucking Jacob Rees-Mogg on something
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t.
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David Lynch @david.lynch.wtf · 02/10/2026
The ongoing saga of “I’m really glad he’s too stupid to successfully bribe the military”.
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David Lynch @david.lynch.wtf · 02/10/2026
I actually did this to the original. 👀
Eric Schmitt and Kennedy holding up a poster board in the jack smith hearing… with clown makeup.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
new meme template
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/10/2026
"they really believe it"/"they will try to do it"/"the promises are real" are things that most americans refuse to believe about politicians but if you take them seriously will help you predict political behavior more often than not
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have to admit, I find Hegseth's "I'm not touching you" version of fascism, where he does white nationalist and christian nationalist things, but always with this pretense that he isn't doing that, even when he wrote books about how we should do that, just so very tiring and annoying.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“.. We’re the only major country in the world losing visitation,” the head of the US Travel Association said. “It’s mind-boggling.” @semafor.com www.semafor.com/article/09/2...
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Iowa - Senate Polling: 🔵 Turek: 47% 🔴 Hinson: 43% ⚪️ Laehn: 3% Rasmussen / Sept 30, 2026 (Republican Pollster) (Current Model Result For IA-SEN: DEM 50% - GOP 49%) unitedstatespolling.com/p/republican...
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Republicans Are in Full Midterm Panic
Democrats continue their march toward a historic House majority as Trump’s approval sinks further
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sliwa getting a flu shot: This could be very embarrassing. I’m supposed to be a tough guy, right? Mamdani: I can hold your hand. Sliwa: What happens if I faint? Mamdani: I got you. Doctor: You’re in great hands, literally. New Yorkers can find free flu shots and locations at nyc.gov/healthmap
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 02/10/2026
The chart explains AI hype more than any chart that's ever been charted.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/10/2026
I am glad that everyone has fun with name/pfp changes for October but unfortunately my brain immediately forgets who you are if those change at all
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm sure it wasn't the first time it happened, but this was the first time I noticed the pattern where conspiracy theorists declare complete vindication on the basis of LEAKED SECRET DOCUMENTS that even more strongly prove that they are wrong.
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FWIW, I think a fuckup on this scale in time to wreck them electorally was *almost* inevitable from Day 1, precisely because this is the Special Birthday Boy presidency in which there are almost no limits on Trump's madness and every proposed policy disaster has a real shot at going all the way.
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*stares at money’s paw*
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David Lynch @david.lynch.wtf · 29/09/2026
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Futurama Kif Sighs In Disgust
Alt: Futurama Kif Sighs In Disgust
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Brent Simons @brentsimons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This movie is so good it’ll find its audience, eventually. But fans of original animation really owe it to themselves to check this out in the theater.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Fuck that." "I'm Sherrod Brown and I approve of this message."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me on how we know Trump doesn't have a magic button to win the midterms because he keeps thrashing around looking for a magic button. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/trump-woul...
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Trump Wouldn’t Promise Cash If He’d Rigged the Midterms
He doesn’t have a plan.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"i'm james talarico and i approve this message"
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
“sorry, honey, I didn’t think the people obsessed with the weird harry potter fanfic were going to end up running the world, that’s on me”
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
polls suggest that we've got 3 midterm outcomes, each with about the same chance: 1. gop overperforms—Loses house narrowly, retains senate 2. polls are dead on—gop loses house by 40, loses 5-6 senate seats, splits close gov races and
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Monica Potts @monicapotts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This always confuses analysts, but maybe it's because people know the difference between an absolute shitshow cause by extraordinary events or complicated systems that collapsed under the weight of their own greed, versus one caused by sheer idiocy and carelessness.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 28/09/2026
These AI companies should be responsible for everything they do, and they fact nobody is holding them accountable is driving me insane: aftermath.site/ai-agents-resp...
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the thing about the "you're out of touch if you haven't heard this song" discourse is that radio has been dead for well over a decade. it's extremely normal to listen to a lot of music but still never hear the songs at the top of the charts.
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bͭaͥᵍeͤlͬ Joy ✈️ BLFC @bageltiger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Craig Abbott @craigabbott.co.uk · 28/09/2026
I’m looking forward to seeing all the companies who are replacing juniors with AI, complaining in 5 years time that there is a lack of senior talent in the industry. As they say, “you reap what you sow”.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
talking about water use policy is impossible because "AI data centers use a lot of water to cool the computers" sounds way more believable than "they're draining the Great Salt Lake so the Governor of Utah can sell alfalfa to Saudi Arabia" and yet
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Scary Mr. Olmec Man @scarymrolmecman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh so the internals are fr bad
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t want to be a dick. But having read a few things by this Yudkowsky guy and now seeing that he left school in middle school and didn’t go to high school or college I think I’m understanding the situation a lot better, or things at least seem to fit.
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy shit
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