Reposted by David MurphyChauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026also IMO her examples aren't really wrong. Yes some people questioned whether those players were English but there was a pretty strong consensus at time that the people who did so were racists. The point isn't there wasn't racism (there def was). It's more society didn't say "and that's acceptable" 6866
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Leaked footage of the BBC NI commissioners discussing Give My Head Peace and The Blame Game 000
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026These AI-generated ads have jumped the shark. Why is Laura Kuenssberg in a messy hotel room with a man who is making her miserable? Why is she wondering what's in a holdall which is obviously full of money? And what is going on with the shape of that bed? 001
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The Voyage of the Dawn Treaderic Clapton #RockNarnia 000
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm a lifelong opponent of the death penalty, but people who refuse to move up or down the Glider bus, leading to passengers having to crowd into the areas around the doors and stopping anyone getting on or off, should be summarily executed. 001
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I think I first became aware of Stephanie Cole through repeats of Waiting for God. Then I noticed and admired her in loads of comedies. And, of course, as a massive Cabin Pressure fan, I loved her performance as Carolyn. Thanks for all the laughs. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... 020
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026So sorry to hear this. Bonnie Greer had a quiet authority that cut through noise and blister and it always seemed like she thought before she spoke. 020
Reposted by David MurphyGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026BOXING NEWS: Ant and Dec to fight the cast of Rainbow in Kinshasa. They're calling it Let's Get Ready to Rumble in the Jungle, Bungle. 2244
Reposted by David MurphyGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"You're right, Harold. That is a nasty eye wound". - William the Concurrer. 38012
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Music for today part 2 youtu.be/NKjgJ3oLJqE?... 000
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Music for today part 1 youtu.be/A9LpsP0goJ8?... 001
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Goodness, that scrapyard at Belfast Harbour is very unlucky, isn't it? That's three huge fires in less than five years. 000
Reposted by David MurphyMark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 31/07/2026New from me on my Political Sandbox Substack: We Shape Our Buildings Parliament can move out for 25 years and spend £15.6bn, or stay put for 60 and spend nearly £40bn. It will stay put, and the reason is neither money nor heritage. politicalsandbox.substack.com/p/we-… 2331965
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Just been told to "be less of an arse" to myself. Honestly, that's good advice. 000
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026According to the bible, heaven isn't open plan. This, along with my experience of working in an open plan office, leads me to believe that they are the work of the devil. I'm only half joking. 000
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026It's all just so crass and vulgar. How did we get here? 100
Reposted by David MurphyThe Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 19/08/2026Allistic society is reportedly surprised by the autism diagnosis of a man who conducted an entire four-hour docuseries from his under his duvet because “I’m a hermit. If I’m not on stage, I’m in bed”.thedailytism.comNot Robbie! Neurotypicals shocked by autism diagnosis of celebrity who did entire documentary from bedAllistic society is reportedly surprised by the autism diagnosis of a man who conducted an entire four-hour docuseries from his under his duvet because “I’m a hermit. If I’m not on stage, I’m in… 525265
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Attention fans of early 2000s sitcoms: My Hero is on iPlayer. So that's me sorted for entertainment for a while. 000
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Attention fans of early 2000s sitcoms: My Hero is on iPlayer. So that's me sorted for entertainment for a while. 000
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Ironically, my (already poor) handwriting has deteriorated enormously thanks to having a job where I have to create documents which may be referred to many years from now, maybe even by historians. I'm so desperate to get everything down, I just kind of scrawl. 010
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026MOT this morning. Car has been prepared. Everything was good to go. And then, just as I was leaving the house, the tyre pressure warning light came on. So we'll see what happens. 000
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Calculated my insulin dose for breakfast, injected, and left the house. Unfortunately, I left my breakfast behind. Fortunately, I had something else with the same amount of carbohydrate. Unfortunately, that something else is 2 packets of crisps. 😬 100
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Listening to #bbcwato about people having to retake their driving tests because they want to drive a manual but passed in an auto. My clutch control is good (it's maybe my only driving skill that is). I thought I'd always prefer a manual. But now I drive an EV and it's just really pleasant. 010
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Starmer would never sound like the forest at the end of Macbeth, but Burnham would. (I can't be the first person to do this joke) 200
Reposted by David MurphySimon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Can't even have a decent night's sleep in this weather, because of woke. 0448
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Apparently the female version of me is a trope in manga. For me, it has never resulted in finding love. It just results in crumbs. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girl_La... 000
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Dermot Murnaghan wrote the introduction for a commemorative booklet about Sullivan Upper around 2001. I started in 2002, so I read it. I could never see him without picturing a 12-year old crawling past the principal's house because he didn't want to be seen without his school cap. 000
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026This is the face of a girl who was very disappointed when I opened the car boot and then told her not to get in because she wasn't going anywhere. She seems to have got over her disappointment and she'll get to go in the car to be reunited with her family tomorrow. 000
Reposted by David MurphyMark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Follow-up report: the actual people *in* the office were great. Really friendly, helpful, efficient, and passports arrived in lots of time. It feels almost gauche using social media to say that you had a GOOD customer experience, but we are where we are. 4921
Reposted by David Murphy𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026“Everyone brings a different dish, then I’ll splatter them all over the floor.” - Jackson Potluck 10511157
Reposted by David MurphyMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026If roughing up a girlfriend and locking her in a room was a virile, authentic a rejection of “smoothgroined” “HR lady” politics, but a rape is too far, then what’s at stake is not a principled rejection of violence against women but a cynical assessment of how much violence a man can get away with. 7066461683
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026mysugr bolus calculator seems to have completely disappeared from the app. I don't use a pump, so it's nothing to do with that. Is this a glitch or have they just turned off an important feature with no warning? #type1diabetes 100
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026My local tennis club are having a fundraising ballot where the top prize is a lentil curry. They have decided to raffle the dahl. 000
Reposted by David MurphyGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Supermarkets. Do a deal on Kevin Bacon DVDs by giving away a Mr Kipling cake with each one. Call it Footloose & Fancy Free. 37020
Reposted by David MurphyOlaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026You can make more money from a swear jar by putting the lid on really tight. 232563
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Fun fact, when you're talking about Lord Londonderry, you're supposed to pronounce it Londondree (no, I don't know why). Apparently, Sarah Keith-Lucas is so posh, she thinks that's how you pronounce it when you're talking about the county as well. 000
Reposted by David MurphySir Almaviva @ilcontealmaviva.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I despise both Jenrick and Braverman, but what is the point of this? Were they supposed to not grant asylum to someone who was entitled to it because they had clairvoyance powers to predict that 3 years later that person might commit a crime? 2244
Reposted by David MurphyMark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The narrative podcast which I made, with a cast full of brilliant talents and absolute nobodies, is over for series one. All 24 episodes are now bingeable if you're the sort of person who likes to wait and binge. I think it's one of the better things I've offered the public in my time. 1715231
Reposted by David MurphyOlaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I got fired from Madame Tussauds for giving suntans to Jim Morrison and his bandmates. They told me to get out and never darken their doors again. 425841
David Murphy @david-murphy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I know he was in a practically impossible position, and I don't know what he did or didn't try to do behind the scenes, but it is, frankly, a bit late for Edwin Poots to start telling people that Donaldson proved himself to be a repeated liar now that Donaldson will never run for election again. 000