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Daughk

@daughk.bsky.social
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The whole world is …even me.Local Gnus is less politics, more filling. Ancient being, but this age without wisdom is a bit of a farce.

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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 19h
dlvr.it
Katie Nolan genuinely baffled by ‘the rehabilitation of Deshaun Watson’
If you made it to this Thursday still blissfully unaware that Cleveland Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson played on Thursday Night Football last week, how? Amazon’s Prime Video really wanted everyone to know about Deshaun Watson playing on Thursday Night Football. Before kickoff, Taylor Rooks sat down with Watson. During the game, Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit glossed over…
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fugazi? Fucked up, go away, zip it? Fugazi
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I made polish tacos using pollock.
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sometimes, it just kinda feels alright to outlive some of these motherfuckers
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Openly Gay Animals 🌈 @openlygayanimals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Border Collies vs. Huskies in a nutshell 😂
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Monday is probably not the best day to look for my GAF, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to start now.
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I like to stand up every now and then but not for long before I drop into the default fetal position.
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Meggie Z @nutmeggles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You know, people also focus on Charlie Manson's obsession with the Beatles but ::bong rip:: dude also loved the Moody Blues, man.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me: Holy fuck I’m depressed. Lenny Kravitz: Let love rule, little buddy.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 01/10/2026
Summoned by the gonging, Professor Crutchfeld stepped into the clearing. The little caterpillars had done well this time in their offering.
Summoned by the gonging, Professor Crutchfeld stepped into the clearing. The little caterpillars had done well this time in their offering.
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This game ends 7-0 after four more goal line stands.
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
✍️🏼😵‍💫🖤🤍 Another handwritten draft...
Handwritten note in cursive reading, "*When the hypomania finally burns the fuck out*"
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You ever go commando in flannel pj bottoms with the fly unbuttoned and the cat makes a swipe at the waistband draw swing? Of course not me.
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ooooh ooh that smell
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
6th of 6
Cat Cave occupied.
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
5th of x
Roberto’s tail not yet safe in the Cat Cave,
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
4th of x
Roberto’s hind haunch about to disappear into the Cat Cave.
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
3rd of x
Roberto’s body continues into the Cat Cave.
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2nd of x
Roberto’s head has made entry to the Cat Cave.
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cat Cave entrance
Roberto, The Great One, a tuxedo cat, begins his entrance to the Cat Cave.
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kinda do, babe
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is this the app Is this the site Where I return My hate life In exchange I receive News of butthole Comic relief
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How do you know? Did he slug you in the arm?
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MJ @mjfouldes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is where NOT being a little zard person has put you at a huge disadvantage!
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Isolation and not by choice
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
T-Rex on Toilet with Tiny Arms
Alt: T-Rex on Toilet with Tiny Arms
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A Story of Tolerance It’s amazing how I used to smoke 1%THC weed, now 30%, for about the same buzz. Resistance is futile.
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I need to get napping down if I’m going to stay up most of the night.
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My recovery was pre two-wolves.
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 15/09/2026
Mahomes still scrambles like a toddler who grabbed something he's not supposed to have, so I guess his leg is fine
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
If you fart while wiping that’s called a dreamcatcher
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I hope someone drops in to tell me what’s wrong with these brownies I made substituting butter for vegetable oil with an extra cup of brown sugar and almond milk; you know, before they’re gone.
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Who was the great anthropologist and wazoo football coach? Leakey?
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My bones will enjoy a few nanoseconds of ache-free warmth on the edge of that nuclear dawn.
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Preeent
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Not this shit again.
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Please staw…nah, I like it
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
WOOHOOoo-finally watching meaningful football. Go Cougs!
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Listless: Wandering between tasks, doing steps of one chore, then switching to steps of another to points of relaxation with associated “tasks,” e.g., loading a pipe, brewing a warm beverage, etc., rotating in a new task and shuffling tasks; all due to the lack of a list for guidance, aka, listless.
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’d have to take my time
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🐾 slugxbutton ⛦ ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ @gockydongcuntry.gay · 05/09/2026
if u ever want to dunk on a fool with long ass big teeth just say this cool zinger i saw on a youtube comment: “bro could eat an apple through a chain link fence”
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh-fucking-no
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
These replies incentivize the weekly celebration of Caturday and gratitude for an abode to myself.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 02/09/2026
humans are so funny because we are animals who refuse to believe we're just animals.
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
bless my heart.
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Spooky Kodama 🌸🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @kodamagrey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
They should have someone you can hire just to cuddle you 🙂‍↕️
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
As long as it isn’t an orange crush
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Daughk @daughk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
New streak started Loads of laundry washed without tissue in a pocket 0
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
my side hustle is selling lint rollers to new pet owners outside the local animal shelter
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