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Darwin Brandis

@darwinbrandis.com
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Film/TV camera operator, nerd, friend to animals and the elderly. I make terrible cars not so terrible. www.DarwinBrandis.com www.imdb.com/name/nm2023243

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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 2h
Absolutely. I'm going to wrap this new/old Audi in a metallic dark green. Very cost effective, as well.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 2h
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 2h
I have never related with a post more than this one.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 3h
I think i'm going to look forward to Hasset's trial by tribunal the most.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 3h
I'm not sure if I ever shared the LS-Swapped Volvo I built but it was a fucking hoot.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 3h
Wow there must be tens of people there.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 3h
This is the correct and likely only take.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 4h
They’re doing all of this very much on purpose.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 4h
Those wheels remain incredibly good.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 15h
He just needs two weeks, ya'll.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 16h
And reader, they DIDN'T believe it.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey. You matter. You’re one more person the zombies can eat before they get to me.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 03/10/2026
Gotcha my dude.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 03/10/2026
Seems not great for the case.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 03/10/2026
Looking forward to the new trucks not spewing oil all over my cul de sac anymore. The old ones are awful. It's an oil spill at every delivery.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 03/10/2026
I got it for free, sold it for $4000, and purchased a 2007 Audi S8 in....decent cosmetic condition, for $3500. It needs a deep clean, a new front bumper cover (on the way), and valve cover gaskets, which are surprisingly easy to replace on the mighty V-10. Stay tuned for more nonsense.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 03/10/2026
Some personal #WeirdCarBS news: Today I will be parting with the "Free Maserati." It's been super-fun, I have learned SO MUCH (the point of the project) and I have been fortunate enough to have found the very grateful former owner, who would now like to take it from here. #WCBS
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 03/10/2026
I love this journey for you.
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 02/10/2026
A reminder that North Carolina is the good Carolina.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 02/10/2026
Another masterful bit of messaging, sir.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 02/10/2026
“Masterful gambit, sir.”
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 02/10/2026
2007 Audi S8. The only view I’ve had of it all week while I’ve been away:
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 02/10/2026
Last week I bought a weird car from Colorado on eBay sight unseen and had it delivered to my driveway in North Carolina. Tonight I finally get to see it in person. Every car needs a fun origin story.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 02/10/2026
North Carolina is the good Carolina.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 01/10/2026
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 01/10/2026
This schtick is untenable. He’s got nothing left.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 01/10/2026
For those who weren’t around, this is what it was like on Sept 12, 2001.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 30/09/2026
We’re all cooked.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 30/09/2026
I was told “no fatties or weirdos,” but ok.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 30/09/2026
And that’s the story about how JD Vance had sex with a woman for the 4th time.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 30/09/2026
Every step is a gamble.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 30/09/2026
Ok but won’t these all simply be blanketed by pre-pardons?
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 29/09/2026
B-pillars are for chumps.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 29/09/2026
Also, humans.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 29/09/2026
Looking great and totally normal as usual, sir.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 29/09/2026
No, not Mr. Belding.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 29/09/2026
Another masterful messaging gambit, sir.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 28/09/2026
Every nap is a gamble.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 28/09/2026
I feel like this should be addressed.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 28/09/2026
If she’s really dedicated to the bit, she’ll buy you eyeliner for Christmas.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 28/09/2026
Per my driveway camera, I have taken delivery of one (1) 2007 Audi S8 in fair to good condition.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 28/09/2026
NEED
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 28/09/2026
“I’m giving you a night-call, to tell you how I feel.” #WCBS #carsky
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Sean O’Kane @okane.fyi · 28/09/2026
Once again thinking about how Elon Musk said everyone in the world can have a penthouse because of AI and robots
An Elon musk tweet. It reads:

Actually, Al/Robotics will mean everyone can have a penthouse if they want. The output of goods & services will be several orders of magnitude higher than today's economy.
Read the lain Banks Culture books for the best imagining of how it will be.
That said, what is the future you want? Amazing abundance seems the best to me.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 28/09/2026
They’re all gonna start doing this. Watch.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 27/09/2026
Absolute psychopath behavior.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 27/09/2026
Put this quote on every billboard. Run it during every MNF commercial break.
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love this time of year, just before whatever terrible thing happens next.
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