Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 2hAbsolutely. I'm going to wrap this new/old Audi in a metallic dark green. Very cost effective, as well. 010
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 3hI think i'm going to look forward to Hasset's trial by tribunal the most. 020
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 3hI'm not sure if I ever shared the LS-Swapped Volvo I built but it was a fucking hoot. 030
Reposted by Darwin BrandisMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hey. You matter. You’re one more person the zombies can eat before they get to me. 131980
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 03/10/2026Looking forward to the new trucks not spewing oil all over my cul de sac anymore. The old ones are awful. It's an oil spill at every delivery. 110
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 03/10/2026I got it for free, sold it for $4000, and purchased a 2007 Audi S8 in....decent cosmetic condition, for $3500. It needs a deep clean, a new front bumper cover (on the way), and valve cover gaskets, which are surprisingly easy to replace on the mighty V-10. Stay tuned for more nonsense. 060
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 03/10/2026Some personal #WeirdCarBS news: Today I will be parting with the "Free Maserati." It's been super-fun, I have learned SO MUCH (the point of the project) and I have been fortunate enough to have found the very grateful former owner, who would now like to take it from here. #WCBS 170
Reposted by Darwin BrandisDustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 256182794827
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 02/10/2026A reminder that North Carolina is the good Carolina. 1111
Reposted by Darwin BrandisRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit 465142062834
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 02/10/20262007 Audi S8. The only view I’ve had of it all week while I’ve been away: 010
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 02/10/2026Last week I bought a weird car from Colorado on eBay sight unseen and had it delivered to my driveway in North Carolina. Tonight I finally get to see it in person. Every car needs a fun origin story. 120
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 01/10/2026For those who weren’t around, this is what it was like on Sept 12, 2001. 030
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 30/09/2026And that’s the story about how JD Vance had sex with a woman for the 4th time. 000
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 30/09/2026Ok but won’t these all simply be blanketed by pre-pardons? 300
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 28/09/2026If she’s really dedicated to the bit, she’ll buy you eyeliner for Christmas. 040
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 28/09/2026Per my driveway camera, I have taken delivery of one (1) 2007 Audi S8 in fair to good condition. 140
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 28/09/2026“I’m giving you a night-call, to tell you how I feel.” #WCBS #carsky 040
Reposted by Darwin BrandisSean O’Kane @okane.fyi · 28/09/2026Once again thinking about how Elon Musk said everyone in the world can have a penthouse because of AI and robots 8305
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 27/09/2026Put this quote on every billboard. Run it during every MNF commercial break. 110
Reposted by Darwin BrandisPaul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I love this time of year, just before whatever terrible thing happens next. 24214