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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

whoa natalie portman in the cusk chair

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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest

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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Wait are you serious that this is what the movie is about. This is what the MOVIE IS ABOUT?!?! I thought the Purge jokes were just laffs. What the genuine hell

The film is scheduled to be released in the United States by Universal Pictures on August 7, 2026.
Plot
Three years ago, the government passed a mandate stating sex should exclusively be shared between married couples with the exception of one night a year where pre-marital sex is legal and protection is required for 12 hours. All people get a tattoo at the age of 18 that is red when not able to have sex, but turns green when you are married or on the one night the mandate lifts. It blinks red if you go against the mandate (have sex anyway, have unprotected sex, etc.) and transmits your location to the law enforcement branch in charge of these crimes. There is a biological sensor inside that tracks dopamine and if your levels spike at the same time as someone you're physically near, it documents that as a sexual encounter.
Masturbation is legal and it is implied that gay sex successfully operates outside of the mandate.
There are multiple anti-mandate signs and events shown throughout the movie.
Allie (Barbaro) is a commercial singer that is tired of

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A Whole Damn Town! @im.a.whole.damn.town · 04/08/2026

Twin Peaks: Judges for the High School cheerleading team.

Judges for the High School cheerleading team. Twin Peaks S02E10 - Dispute Between Brothers.

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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I know the DC Implosion wasn't great, but it's been decades...

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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Always show up to a Teams meeting at least one minute late.

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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Thanks to @moryan.bsky.social here's Lee Elia's famous "PRINT IT" speech, reimagined as the opening crawl to a Star Wars movie. starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io?utm_source=w...

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Star Wars Intro Creator

Create your own Star Wars opening crawl.

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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

oh shit, I owe like hundreds of dollars in tolls in England, I just got a text, I've never even been there, I'm so fucked

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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

“…You wouldn’t like it, though. It’s more of a SHELBYVILLE IDEA.”

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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Russell’s wasting no time getting to the conclave

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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Mar 17th 1993 - After posing as a janitor, Richard Kimble is spotted by Samuel Gerard. He chases Kimble, who escapes through a security door and then hides among a #StPatricksDay parade. 📽️📅 The Fugitive (1993)

4 Screenshots from the movie "The Fugitive" (1993): First, a high-angle shot looking down a stairwell captures U.S. Marshal Samuel Gerard (Tommy Lee Jones) standing at the top, shouting "Richard!" as he pursues fugitive Dr. Richard Kimble (Harrison Ford). Second, Kimble, wearing a green jacket over a hoodie, looks up in alarm while running down a dimly lit corridor, with tension evident in his expression. Third, Kimble is seen through a glass window with two bullet holes, his reflection distorted by the shattered glass, emphasizing the danger of his escape. Fourth, Kimble, now blending into a bustling St. Patrick’s Day parade, dons a green bowler hat and walks among the crowd, his expression tense yet determined; the subtitle reads, "Happy St. Patrick's Day to all of you."

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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

“Chuck is basically my idol, so I can’t tell you how excited I was to do that backstage champagne toast with him and get the autographed tote bag,” said Angston...

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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/03/2025

Dejected Schumer Superfan Can’t Believe He Dropped $10,000 On VIP Party Package theonion.com/dejecte...

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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

"Look at me. I'm the prime minister of Ireland."

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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

1. EXCLUSIVE An internal Social Security Administration memo, dated March 13 and obtained by Popular Information, lays out a plan to sabotage the agency. The memo itself predicts "service disruption," "operational strain," and "budget shortfalls" will result. Follow this thread for details. 🧵

An internal Social Security Administration (SSA) memo, sent on March 13 and obtained by Popular Information, details proposed changes to the claims process that would debilitate the agency, cause sign...

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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

"I went down there thirty-five minutes ago"

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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

There are corners of the internet where the thirst on this announcement is toppling entire empires

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Dr. Sabrina Mittermeier @smittermeier.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Ah, he never disappoints.

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Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 03/07/2024

Me, every time someone posts something news related

Screen shot of Netflix pause screen. A young woman in a white sleeveless top stares out with a grim expression on her face. Text reads: “Are you still watching The End of the F***king World? Press play to continue watching.”

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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

"Happy St. Patrick's day, loser."

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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Everything starts as noise with Trump. It's sometimes impossible to know if it's going to become signal. So the media chases the noise, which helps them, or ignores it, which has its own set of risks.

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

This ended up being timely (and will be timely many more times before this is all over, I'm afraid) stancilculture.substack.com/p/crisis-is-...

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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Congress has no meaningful mechanism left to balance Trump and Musk, and Americans have no meaningful mechanism to influence any of it. Call? Write? Protest? Wastes of fucking time.

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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

If nothing else, the spineless failure of Trump’s 8 Dems is another kick in the shins to the ongoing viability of “call your senators! They are scared! This will change things!”

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Colin Lamont @chamberi.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

F them, and primary all 8: Cortez Masto D-NV Durbin D-IL Schatz D-HI Schumer D-NY King I-ME Fetterman D -PA Peters D-MI Hassan D-NH

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

again, we're americans. we don't have masters. we're not slaves. we talk back to our leaders. and they work for us. we don't cower before clowns. that's our civic tradition going back centuries. i'll lash my to that tradition and go where it takes me

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

It’s awesome that Senate Democrats are voting to pass Trump’s budget while he’s at the DOJ calling them a bunch of criminals and saying newspapers and MSNBC should be illegal. That’s great, good job guys.

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jenna ruddock @ruddock.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

New Yorkers and DC residents trying to talk with @schumer.senate.gov are having to push notes through a locked door with police posted outside.

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Amanda Litman @amandalitman.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

I come back to this a lot because somehow it's even more true: Every Democrat over the age of 70 should make this their last term. www.thedailybeast.com/aging-democr...

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Aging Democrats Are Still Telling the Same Old Story. It’s Time to Turn the Page

The political arena has changed drastically since many of our leaders' glory days.

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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

To be perfectly clear, Sen. Booker's press secretary just confirmed to me that he is a no on the CR and on cloture: "He’s a no on both."

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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Nancy Pelosi will be Michael Corleone sitting outside, cradling an orange then collapsing, completely alone

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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Jeffries says “it is a false choice that Donald Trump, Elon Musk and House Republicans have been presenting between their reckless and partisan spending bill and a government shutdown.”

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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

(i'm already confused again about the cloture/CR vote bit, I hope all these Dem senators aren't just giving a great performance in the "opposition theater" bit only to help R's later?)

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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

BOOKER IS A NO.

christopher — I'm voting NO. I will not support what Republicans are calling a “Continuing Resolution” because it’s not. It is a surrendering of the powers of Congress to the president and Elon Musk.

Musk does not have the power to make spending decisions, Congress does — the Constitution explicitly reserves the power of the purse to Congress. And passing this bill would give Trump, Musk, and Republicans six months to consolidate power in the executive and do some pretty awful things.

We’ve already seen what they’re willing to do to the Department of Education, veterans health care, cancer research, and more — and now, this literally gives them more license to destroy essential government functions and move large amounts of money around to punish certain states and cut funding to local communities.

There is so much bad policy baked into this. People will be hurt. Our nation's safety will be weakened.

Congress has a job to do, christopher. We swore an oath to uphold the Constitution — not to surrender Article One constitutional powers to Trump and Musk.

I don’t want them to have more power. I will vote no.

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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

oh, you can get your hands on it, but you might lose one of those hands in the process

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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Two follow-ups, Representative. 1) Can you give us one real example of any "nefarious" abuse of Medicaid today? What is it costing us? 2) Would you rather see an illegal immigrant die in America from treatable disease, or be provided a source of necessary health care?

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

as far as i'm concerned the entire purpose of the american experiment is to provide chuck schumer with a job that's not too challenging, yet rewarding and fun. and i hate to put it to you like this, but every criticism you post, and every phone call you make to his office, gets in the way of that

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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

As always, clear eyed, realistic, but a powerful punchline. I'd add that if DOGE has to write up plans for what they're doing and clear them thru congress in an up/down vote, the plans include HOW they will do it. Something more than "We'll get Big Balls in there to fuck around"

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

She doesn't mention cloture specifically. But I think it's clear what Pelosi is saying here. And I think her saying it is a pretty big deal.

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