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Sir Mattrick Stewart

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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
What a ride #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
Aliens, Music By John Williams, 1941, Wallace and Gromits latest
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Chris Hayes making fashion mistakes
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I'm performing LIVE and in person here in Columbus, OH at the great Spoonful Records on February 22! Love this shop and really looking forward to this. If you are near, please come! If you are far, please share! I believe that the heart will go on! #columbusOH
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
God help us
A skeet which reads, "It's ALMOST (IT IS) as if the USA put in power a group of people (Donvict Drumpf & Cabal) who might as well be working for Pootin & Ruzzia (they are), for everything they are doing to destroy the USA. (row of emojis I can't decipher, it was hard enough typing this out, please forgive me)
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
This fine tome arrived at my door Friday evening and I finished it this afternoon. I don’t usually devour thick collected editions (that’s what she said) but boy, Mike Grell and Ed Hannigan were in the POCKET in 1988
Cover of dc finest green arrow the longbow hunters
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Really excited about this
Mr Spliff 420 followed me!
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Terrible image of a beautiful page—from Green Arrow #2, March 1988. Ed Hannigan, Dick Giordano, Julia Lacquement. I’ve been fully Grell-pilled. (if his politics suck now, fuck him, obviously)
Green Arrow creeps thru a tunnel
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Explaining to my followers why my posts aren't that good:
From 30 Rock, Tracy Morgan’s wife saying, “And I have IBS.”
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Stumbled across this in a Chicago Facebook group and it feels like it needs to become a standard online response meme
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Opening night, I was there at midnight, wearing my ticket T-shirt, my patient father snoozing beside me
Dick Tracy ticket tshirt
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
The main characters of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Here’s part of a drum solo that erupted at the end of “Taxman.” It’s more than just “let’s play all the songs,” it’s “let’s play all this music we love with as much joy and creativity as possible.” I love it.
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
The silver hammer!
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
“Get Back” with Sydney McSweeney
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
“Revolution 9”
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Welcome to Slaggers
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
All you need IS love
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Yes, they do “Flying.”
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I’m at an all day Beatles marathon. Every song in release order. They got a harpist for “She’s Leaving Home”!
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
It me
Timothy Chalamet: 

Milk duds. I rip milk duds [during a movie]. I'm talking twelve at a time.

Chew chew chew. Suck the chocolate out. Soak in the caramel.
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Man, my viewing really took a tumble at the end there #letterboxd #lastfourwatched
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Happy holidays from our house to yours!
The cutest cat on the planet with a Christmas bow
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Slim pickings for your instant Christmas Cameo needs
Cameos available on Christmas Day with instant delivery
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Invented a new kiddie cocktail for the holidays—Sprite and a splash of cranberry juice. I call it the Macaulay Culkin.
A refreshing beverage before a tree
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The greatest piece of casting in movie history might be whoever found the kid that plays young George Bailey in It’s A Wonderful Life
Lil George Bailey talking about the National Geographic Society
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
This might be one of the most delusional, ridiculous things I’ve ever read
"People want to see government work, and we're going to hold Republicans accountable for whether they're willing to help move things forward for the American people. So, if they aren't, then absolutely, that will impact them at the ballot box," said Rep.
Suzan DelBene, D-Wash., who led House
Democrats' campaign arm this year and will do so again for the 2026 midterms.
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Ladies and gentlemen, Jim Aparo. From Brave and the Bold #193, December 1982.
An incredible double page spread of Batman
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
We’ve reached an unexpected treat in our King of the Hill rewatch, @pftompkins.bsky.social guesting as a clowning professor who takes his comedy a little too seriously. Brilliant.
PFT on KOTH
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Tweet reads: 

C.J. Prince @cj_prin • 23h
For the 12th year in a row, the Boston Society of Film Critics has given Best Picture to Ben Affleck's The Town
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
wow, that looks incredible. I just googled it and found this spread, fucking Apokolips playset, brilliant
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Well well well, look who’s here
joycecaroloates.bsky.social
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.
Jesus on a computer
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Catching up on what's happening in South Korea...horrible. And sobering. Because I read this and I think, is this Trump in 4 years? Or sooner?
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
This is shocking news
Pre-Order the Latest From
Gaston Leroux
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
If you see this, post something green.
A bug, on a very green leaf
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Doesn’t it look like they’re shooting Al Roker in forced perspective like a hobbit?
Al Roker is across the street
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Don’t talk to me or my son ever again
Al Roker looks so tiny!
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Al Roker braving the weather at the Macy’s parade
The killer from I Know What You Did Last Summer
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
A timely warning, from my dry cleaners
Header from a marketing email that says, “At Thanksgiving, There Will Be Stains”
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
We used to be a country
Walkabout Kermit and Piggy at Disney MGM, early 90s?
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Post you from a different era I bore rings
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Luckily there’s still some great candidates left for AG
Giuliani sweating hair dye
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Scene from Comedy Bang Bang: 
Scott: So why are you wearing only half of a mask? 
Phantom: Because half my face is scarred. 
Scott: Yeah, I can see that. 
Scott: So why isn't the mask covering the scar? 
Phantom: Because I need to protect
Phantom: the half of my face that isn't scarred. 
Phantom: Think before you talk.
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Should be asleep; instead I’m awake.
30 Rock joke, “And I have IBS”
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Her last name starts with “s”
Our dog posing on the red carpet
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
search “concert” and post the oldest pic in your camera roll This was probably summer of 2015? We had a corporate event in High Point, NC and hired a band. The drummer is Eddie Walker…the guy from the Ben Folds Five song of the same name. They were ok.
Party band in High Point, NC
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Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
What is it with shitty Republicans, sex, and half baked Broadway adaptations of comedy movies?
"Donald Trump's nominee for attorney general, former Rep. Matt Gaetz, allegedly paid for two women in 2019 to travel to New York to have sex, watch his appearance on Fox News, and attend the Broadway show 'Pretty Woman,' an attorney for the women told ABC News."
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