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Jefferson (Prepress DM)

@darklament.bsky.social
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Prepress manager, archivist, 40k fanboy, D&D lifer, all-around geek who loves the shit out of the things I love. Partner is @oneeyedgraeae.bsky.social

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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me: "No serial killer will ever lure me into their murder van. I'm way too smart for that." Serial Killer:
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There is no end to this cat's lies
Large orange cat in a window, deadpan face, with the following sign: 
A QUICK NOTE
ABOUT THE ORANGE CAT
His name is Kevin.
Kevin does not belong to this café.
Kevin has a home.
Kevin is fed at home.
Kevin has convinced at least 14 customers that he has not eaten in several days.
This is a lie.
Kevin has already had breakfast Twice.
Please stop buying him sausage. Kevin weighs 8.4 kg.
Kevin is currently on a diet.
Kevin strongly disagrees with this decision
Small sticker in the lower right reads: dog friendly
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
boy howdy do I love this :)
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Presidents with nothing to hide don’t ban reporters.
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So why has charges not been brought against the President for offering $5000 bribes for votes? WHY are we allowing this to happen?!?! What the fuck is wrong with this country?
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Steve Kenson ❌👑 @stevekenson.com · 10/09/2026
Lucy VanPelt says “Only I can hold this football and I promise if you let me hold it I will not pull it away and will let you kick it, you blockhead.”
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Reminder: watch what they do, not what they say
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
First off, William Shatner is DEAD to me! Second, I know I tend to agree with @gailsimone.bsky.social on a lot, but she has NEVER been more correct than she is here. If you watch Duck Soup and don't laugh, you've got a hole in your soul. Top 5 funniest movie. Ever.
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@oneeyedgraeae.bsky.social
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Back from Gencon. It was a blast but holy fuck am I tired....
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
So, friends....who all is going to Gencon? I'm flying out tomorrow morning 🙂
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
@oneeyedgraeae.bsky.social
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eshpur @eshpur.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
✣ Medieval Jimothy ✣
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Craig Roblewsky @pointc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 250th fellow Americans.
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Christopher Walken as Frank Sheldon in The Outlaws
Alt: Christopher Walken as Frank Sheldon in The Outlaws shrugs with a "whatever" look on his face.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A digitially drawn and rather disrespectful parody of the risible, kitschy but still weirdly famous painting by Archibald Willard called 'Spirit of '76'. In this version, as in the original, three figures are marching across uneven ground with smoke and haze rising in the background as if in the aftermath of a military action. Our three subjects, who are all skeletons btw, are marching in line. On the right wearing a blue 18th century military jacket with goldish trim, the shredded remains of kneepants, and with a bloodied bandage around his bare cranium is a skeleton playing a humerus like it's a fife. To his right is another skeleton this one wearing a kind of vest and a tattered white shirt (no pants!) and whispy remnants of white hair cling to his skull. He has three human skulls hung by a strap around his neck and sitting waist level that he's playing with more arm bones for drum sticks. And to his right is the skeleton of a youn boy in another blue military uniform with a tricorner hat. He has an actual drum but again he is playing it with bones and also the left side of his face, head and shoulder are quite on fire as looks a bit pleadingly to the older skeleton next to him. Rising behind the marchers through the smoke an tumult is the kind of American flag with a ring of 13 stars in the blue field, and two of the red stripes have been modified into rough lettering that reads 'Maybe it will happen today'. A corner of that flag might be a little on fire too.
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Treasure of the Sierra Madre is on #TCM now. A perfect example of how NOT to run a Dungeons & Dragons party ;)
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🌮Pep🌮 @peppep.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It is amazing.
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
'ERE WE GO, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Oh happy day! Thanx @nightfall.games!
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands / artists you’ve seen live Gary Numan Yes Gwar R.E.M. Prince Ministry Peter Gabriel Nine Inch Nails Ned's Atomic Dustbin Weezer
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Jack Black as Nacho Says 'Whatever!'
ALT: Jack Black as Nacho Says 'Whatever!'
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Looks like i'm going to gencon this year :)
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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Kurt Russell in The Thing: You Gotta Be Kidding Me
ALT: Kurt Russell in The Thing: You Gotta Be Kidding Me
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Heather H (she/her/Heather) @oneeyedgraeae.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
What quote from a movie can you hear perfectly inside your head?
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a man with a bandage on his forehead says yarp !
Alt: Gif from Hot Fuzz a man with a bandage on his forehead says yarp !
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Share the last 4 TTRPGs you played and expose your gaming habits D&D 5.5 Neon Lords of the Toxic Wasteland Feng Shui 2 Dungeon Crawl Classics
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Hat-wearers & cosplaying friends! Is there any place in Seattle & the surrounding areas where I could find a tricorne pirate hat? I know there are tons on Esty but I'd like to try one on in person before buying if possible 🙂
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
100%
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Happy Friday! www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH3m...
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I Knead Dem Biscuits
YouTube video by Frugit
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this repost a dance, or you are eliminated.
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a group of clowns are dancing in front of a christmas tree and a woman singing into a microphone
ALT: a group of clowns are dancing in front of a christmas tree and a woman singing into a microphone
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Heather H (she/her/Heather) @oneeyedgraeae.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, repost a dance or you are eliminated.
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a woman in a red dress is dancing with a man in a white vest in a disco
Alt: A scene from Airplane! a woman in a red dress is dancing with a man in a white vest in a disco suit
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Hells yeah! :)
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Celeste Pewter @celestepewter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Script.
YOU: Hi my name is [name]. I’m calling from [ZIP CODE].

YOU: Today, President Trump said that “a whole civilization will die tonight” if Iran does not meet his deadline to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. That rhetoric is extreme, dangerous, and disqualifying.  

FOR THOSE W/ DEM ELECTEDS: I’m asking [ELECTED OFFICIAL] to publicly condemn this rhetoric and use every available procedural tool to stop further escalation, including support for impeachment and urgent public pressure on congressional leadership.

FOR THOSE W/ GOP ELECTEDS: I’m asking [ELECTED OFFICIAL] to publicly condemn this rhetoric, press the administration and cabinet to treat this as disqualifying conduct. 

YOU: Calling this what it is matters. Even if removal is difficult, elected officials should treat rhetoric like this as unfit and dangerous.

YOU: [OPTIONAL COMMENTS]
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I have a new term for today - Doing Droid maintenance on Alderaan
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Also IF IT IS FRONT PAGE NEWS THAT WE ARE AT WAR WITH IRAN, it is ALSO FRONT PAGE NEWS THAT THE PEOPLE WHO TOOK US TO IRAN ARE TALKING LIKE THIS. The war does not exist in a separate, more serious universe than its leaders! This is the guy who decides if it happens and how many people die!
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Games Workshop wins April Fool's Day www.youtube.com/watch?v=59NO...
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The Emperor Protects: A Warhammer 40,000 Musical
YouTube video by Warhammer 40,000
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Today is sidequest day. We checked out at noon in Long Beach but cant check in at Astoria until 4, so we when to a McMenamins in Gearhart to get a stamp then headed to Seaside do go to a bookstore, a game store & then an aquarium to feed seals 🙂
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
YAY! www.polygon.com/mtg-amber-gl...
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Magic just sent Olympic gold medalist Amber Glenn a super-rare box of cards worth over $300
And one box alone is worth over $300
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
cowabunga, dude.
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Has he shit himself yet?
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
YARR, MOTHERFUCKERZ!
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Excellent article on Dungeon Turns. therpggazette.wordpress.com/2026/02/20/a...
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A Case for the Return of The Dungeon Turn
A mechanic that has vanished from various tables is a subtle one. But along with it is a fundamental change in how we experience dungeon exploration. The Dungeon Turn. It was in some form or other …
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Ash Wednesday
Bruce Campbell as his character Ash in the movie Army of Darkness. Cropped mid-torso, he is very filthy and disheveled in a torn up shirt as he holds a shotgun above his head. In the background is the stone wall of a castle and a crowd of people in generically medieval costumes.
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
19 years ago I went on my first date with Heather. A lot has happened in that time but to this date we are still on that first date. I love you, dearest & look forward to every adventure with you 🙂
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I just did a talk at the Tacoma School of Art & it was quite enjoyable. I love talking & answering questions about D&D. There was quite a few questions about Magic too. The class was also very happy about all the free d20s I gave them & the new Starter set for the class :)
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Well, I made it to my 31st year at Wizards of the Coast. Then & now.
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year, friends. Let's play more games this year :)
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a pile of dice sits next to a sheet of paper that says beyond on it
ALT: a pile of dice sits next to a sheet of paper that says beyond on it
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