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Jefferson (Prepress DM)

@darklament.bsky.social
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Prepress manager, archivist, 40k fanboy, D&D lifer, all-around geek who loves the shit out of the things I love. Partner is @oneeyedgraeae.bsky.social

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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 12h
How I arrived on Blue Sky
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Sneak Attack
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Guess who's going to GameholeCon after all?
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Agent Smith in The Matrix: Me, Me, Me
ALT: Agent Smith in The Matrix: Me, Me, Me
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is such good news - I'm reading it now & loving it :). So much great stuff to either start a WoW campaign or take stuff for your home campaigns :)
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D&D's World of Warcraft Crossover Has Already Won Big And It's Not Even Out Yet
It almost doesn't matter how good the Dungeons & Dragons: World of Warcraft book actually is, because in some ways, it's already won.
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
when does it come out?
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@oneeyedgraeae.bsky.social
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me: "No serial killer will ever lure me into their murder van. I'm way too smart for that." Serial Killer:
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There is no end to this cat's lies
Large orange cat in a window, deadpan face, with the following sign: 
A QUICK NOTE
ABOUT THE ORANGE CAT
His name is Kevin.
Kevin does not belong to this café.
Kevin has a home.
Kevin is fed at home.
Kevin has convinced at least 14 customers that he has not eaten in several days.
This is a lie.
Kevin has already had breakfast Twice.
Please stop buying him sausage. Kevin weighs 8.4 kg.
Kevin is currently on a diet.
Kevin strongly disagrees with this decision
Small sticker in the lower right reads: dog friendly
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
boy howdy do I love this :)
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Presidents with nothing to hide don’t ban reporters.
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
agreed
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So why has charges not been brought against the President for offering $5000 bribes for votes? WHY are we allowing this to happen?!?! What the fuck is wrong with this country?
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Steve Kenson ❌👑 @stevekenson.com · 10/09/2026
Lucy VanPelt says “Only I can hold this football and I promise if you let me hold it I will not pull it away and will let you kick it, you blockhead.”
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
time management 100%
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
it will not disappoint:)
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Reminder: watch what they do, not what they say
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I remember that day. I miss days like that where me & my friend could get together & share a release like that. Kinda of like how a whole group of us would drive from Beaver Falls to Pittsburgh to pick up comic books every Friday :)
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
First off, William Shatner is DEAD to me! Second, I know I tend to agree with @gailsimone.bsky.social on a lot, but she has NEVER been more correct than she is here. If you watch Duck Soup and don't laugh, you've got a hole in your soul. Top 5 funniest movie. Ever.
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@oneeyedgraeae.bsky.social
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
awesome :)
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Back from Gencon. It was a blast but holy fuck am I tired....
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
So, friends....who all is going to Gencon? I'm flying out tomorrow morning 🙂
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
not cool at all. Sorry you had to deal with that :(
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
me!
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
@oneeyedgraeae.bsky.social
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eshpur @eshpur.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
✣ Medieval Jimothy ✣
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Craig Roblewsky @pointc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 250th fellow Americans.
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Christopher Walken as Frank Sheldon in The Outlaws
Alt: Christopher Walken as Frank Sheldon in The Outlaws shrugs with a "whatever" look on his face.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A digitially drawn and rather disrespectful parody of the risible, kitschy but still weirdly famous painting by Archibald Willard called 'Spirit of '76'. In this version, as in the original, three figures are marching across uneven ground with smoke and haze rising in the background as if in the aftermath of a military action. Our three subjects, who are all skeletons btw, are marching in line. On the right wearing a blue 18th century military jacket with goldish trim, the shredded remains of kneepants, and with a bloodied bandage around his bare cranium is a skeleton playing a humerus like it's a fife. To his right is another skeleton this one wearing a kind of vest and a tattered white shirt (no pants!) and whispy remnants of white hair cling to his skull. He has three human skulls hung by a strap around his neck and sitting waist level that he's playing with more arm bones for drum sticks. And to his right is the skeleton of a youn boy in another blue military uniform with a tricorner hat. He has an actual drum but again he is playing it with bones and also the left side of his face, head and shoulder are quite on fire as looks a bit pleadingly to the older skeleton next to him. Rising behind the marchers through the smoke an tumult is the kind of American flag with a ring of 13 stars in the blue field, and two of the red stripes have been modified into rough lettering that reads 'Maybe it will happen today'. A corner of that flag might be a little on fire too.
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Treasure of the Sierra Madre is on #TCM now. A perfect example of how NOT to run a Dungeons & Dragons party ;)
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🌮Pep🌮 @peppep.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It is amazing.
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
'ERE WE GO, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I have ran into only one issue with RPGs that allow the players to decide who goes first among them. They dither about it, like drivers coming to a four-way stop at the same time. "You go. NO, YOU go!"
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Spidey Points at Spidey
ALT: Spidey Points at Spidey
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I love 4E. I am still quite proud to have been a part of it to thus day. it's the edition that got my partner into D&D and got me into running more games then I ever had before. I wouldn't be the DM I am now if not for 4E.
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Oh happy day! Thanx @nightfall.games!
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Joined the mailing list :)
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands / artists you’ve seen live Gary Numan Yes Gwar R.E.M. Prince Ministry Peter Gabriel Nine Inch Nails Ned's Atomic Dustbin Weezer
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Jack Black as Nacho Says 'Whatever!'
ALT: Jack Black as Nacho Says 'Whatever!'
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Looks like i'm going to gencon this year :)
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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Kurt Russell in The Thing: You Gotta Be Kidding Me
ALT: Kurt Russell in The Thing: You Gotta Be Kidding Me
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Heather H (she/her/Heather) @oneeyedgraeae.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
What quote from a movie can you hear perfectly inside your head?
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a man with a bandage on his forehead says yarp !
Alt: Gif from Hot Fuzz a man with a bandage on his forehead says yarp !
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I need an invite again
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
100%
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Awesome! I love posts like these :)
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Share the last 4 TTRPGs you played and expose your gaming habits D&D 5.5 Neon Lords of the Toxic Wasteland Feng Shui 2 Dungeon Crawl Classics
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Hat-wearers & cosplaying friends! Is there any place in Seattle & the surrounding areas where I could find a tricorne pirate hat? I know there are tons on Esty but I'd like to try one on in person before buying if possible 🙂
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I am SO here for this!
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
100%
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Happy Friday! www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH3m...
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I Knead Dem Biscuits
YouTube video by Frugit
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Jefferson (Prepress DM) @darklament.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this repost a dance, or you are eliminated.
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a group of clowns are dancing in front of a christmas tree and a woman singing into a microphone
ALT: a group of clowns are dancing in front of a christmas tree and a woman singing into a microphone
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Heather H (she/her/Heather) @oneeyedgraeae.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, repost a dance or you are eliminated.
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a woman in a red dress is dancing with a man in a white vest in a disco
Alt: A scene from Airplane! a woman in a red dress is dancing with a man in a white vest in a disco suit
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