Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I blast biggie omw to work to get psyched for my desk job with no physical danger 000
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026They asked Orphreus at the front desk, who are Eurydice? 000
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 11/09/2026going for a tarot reading and immediately saying "that's not my card" as they flip one over 073
Reposted by DapperillaEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Disassociated so hard, I forgot about my anxiety 1112531
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Starting tretinoin is the skincare equivalent of going to the gym and judging everyone without a 6 pack 000
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 30/07/2026master chef judges will be like "i don't really enjoy this cake after the five identical cakes I've had before this" and then kick out a single mother of 4 with 2 mortgages on her house 011
Reposted by DapperillaSplendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026In my remedial math class we were told to divide ourselves into two groups and it was a clusterfuck 010441
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Whenever i find myself arguing with someone on reddit, i ask myself "has anyone ever had a change of heart from a Reddit comment?" after which i close Reddit and continue watching youtube video essays 031
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Whenever i find myself arguing with someone on reddit, i ask myself "has anyone ever had a change of heart from a Reddit comment?" after which i close Reddit and continue watching youtube video essays 000
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Erling Haaland aura edit disguised as Brazil v Norway highlights 011
Reposted by Dapperillawindu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I don't like the idea of England scoring two goals in the same match 0132
Reposted by DapperillaJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 06/07/2026You know what never got a red card? Love. 430158
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This ground is not higher than Harry Kane's hairline 010
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 06/07/2026If anyone can get used to the booing it's england, they're never cheered for in england either 000
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I was watching the bbc broadcast of ENG v DRC and they said "team England brought on a therapist to help with the WC preparation. To which someone wittingly replied "can he play Right Back?" 😭" 000
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 23/06/2026When messi missed the penalty the British commentators wanted his public execution right there in the hydration break 000
Reposted by DapperillaNate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 11/06/2026a group chat is when me and the homies share group custody of a french cat 0206
Reposted by Dapperilladead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social · 11/06/2026a group chat killed my brother 031
Reposted by Dapperilladead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social · 11/06/2026group chats are responsible for the decline of the youts 031
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 12/06/2026If you're driving on a road and can't find the sucker in the first 10 minutes then congratulations you are the sucker 021
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 15/04/2026My favourite outlook tip is to look for other jobs that use gmail 000
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Being with a bisexual woman is such a compliment, she could've been with twice as many people and still she picked a jackass 000
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Arrived mid-gossip and my buddy said "I'll tell you later" 000
Reposted by DapperillaNate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 29/01/2026instead of seconds, the US will now be using "ice shootings" as a standard unit of time 1264
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Shoutout to dwayne johnson for being the rock in my life 000
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Next time you need a new password ask a nerd what laptop to buy and they will say some shit like asus rogx-6987ftv4m 010
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 27/01/2026I think your optimism successfully dies by your mid 20s because I haven't been called a sweet summer child by someone older in a while 010
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 27/01/2026As a man, sports documentaries on youtube are my lullabies 010
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 27/01/2026As a man, sports documentaries on youtube are my lullabies 000
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 27/01/2026i'm logging back in after 6 months, does this have groupchats? 220
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 27/01/2026People that say "I'll tell you later" and then actually follow through are actually the best 010
Reposted by DapperillaMidge @midge.bsky.social · 23/07/2025I would follow a stranger into a dark alley if he promised me potato wedges 1017471
Reposted by DapperillaLuke @llobrow.bsky.social · 13/11/2023Cheech us a Chong you're the piano man 116347
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 11/07/2025I may not have enough money to doomsday prep, but i sure do have the anxiety for it 010
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 11/07/2025I have a deep disdain for men, that’s why i can barely tolerate myself 010
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 03/07/2025I’m really like an ancient god demanding a tree sacrifice, every time i go to chatgpt for therapy 010
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 21/06/2025All these idiots keep hitting the gym to get big, you’re just making yourself easier to shoot 000
Reposted by DapperillaJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Always leave them wanting amnesia. 4276121
Dapperilla @dapperilla.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Got a random DM that said “do you need help with something?” yeah if you could live this life for me it would be fantastic actually 010
