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Has once again stopped reading Monte Christo at the Rome bit.

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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
But I was told that vegans were just being smug and judgemental!
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
All Elons Are Bastards
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I worked in a library and this is basically it. Every attempt to get boys to read results in a thousand shitty sports books that rot on the shelves, but you can't keep Demon Slayer stocked if you try. Manga and booktok romance were the only things we ever felt the need to replace.
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Lucile Danilov @locdandloaded.net · 06/08/2026
You may not like it, but this is what peak localization looks like (Asterix: Mega Madness (PS1, 2001))
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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
lol, the Guardian pinned a comment quoting Disco Elysium
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The greatest country on earth wins yet again.
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
In Sydney, we only went back to in person schooling after most staff had their shots. It took six months at my school until we had a day where there were enough healthy staff and students that we didn't have to merge classes.
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I used to work with a guy who voted One Nation, long before they got popular. Whenever we listened to the radio, and One Nation was talking he would nod along to whatever they were saying until they said something homophobic, he would look at me and say "not you though"
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This includes fanworks. When you write Dramione shipfics, you're doing free marketing for the terf.
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
When I had appendicitis in Australia, I went to the doctor in the morning feeling bad, the imaging clinic at noon, and had my appendisectomy in the evening.
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
In some French bakeries they literally print the allergens on the food's label. The French taken allergies seriously, but because they do it marginally differently to the English, conservatives are incapable of seeing it for what it is.
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
#Obsession was so good that I came out of the movie physically exhausted. I went to a 2 pm showing on a Sunday and the entire theatre was packed 10/10, never again
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
nooooo, just because they're actively supproting a genocide and trying to make your friends illegal, that doesn't mean you can be mean to them :((((( Centrists genuinely aren't sentient.
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I play WoW because I like playing WoW. When I play WoW, I don't think "Oh Boy, I sure wish I was playing something else!"
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
You mean the company that doesn't do anything shouldn't be worth more than fucking Microsoft?
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I can't believe Man Carrying Thing has been around since 2009, feels good to see that the OG youtubers are still working :)
Time travelling comments section
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 20/06/2026
You know how in Pluribus Rhea Seehorn's character does not entertain the situation for even a second, and instead feels nothing but an anger that is piped deep from her humanity, and then when she encounters other humans she is unable to understand why they aren't angry? That's me and LLMs
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This is an Australian moral victory, we count those.
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If you're an American it is your sacred duty to utterly destroy your country through whatever means you have available.
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
They're comparing the murder of children to the deaths of people who signed up to risk their lives so that they could kill children. Fuck the troops, fuck your troop uncle, I hope they all died screaming and pissing their pants.
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
it literally says what's in the food on the packet americans would rather get RFKpilled than read one (1) paragraph
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I have literally never heard anyone even use the phrase "true Sydneysider" in my entire life, all of which has been in Sydney.
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Mormons when they have an extended canon, unique views on souls and the afterlife, wildly different rituals and symbolism, and are explicitly polytheist: Why don't other Christians think we're Christian?
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Noone, someone, anyone, everyone. These are how those words are written and I will die before I use a hyphen or space.
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waldokanto.bsky.social @waldokanto.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Marjane Satrapi 1969-2026
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
But the canals and railways were really useful and important. A national canal network is something that the UK built that continues to be useful. There were 19th c boondoggles, but "basic infrastructure" wasn't one of them
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I literally found incorrect citations in my teaching textbooks when I was at uni, 80% of academia is pretending you've done the reading
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Everyone except me is a liberal
The perfect political compass results
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I have literally never heard a story about an NDA where I agreed with the person trying to enforce it. Anything that actually matters (like patient health information) is already covered under a different system. It's just a way for the rich to bully people
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Youtubers: Traditional video game journalists - our direct competition - are actually corrupt liars. You shouldn't watch their videos and their ads, you should watch ours. Gamers: Yes, this sounds like a true statement that you have no financial reason to make, I believe you entirely
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Every time I learn a new fact about the American school system I die a little more inside. What do you mean the *entire* Ivy League is the same size as just Monash or USyd? What do you mean you're supposed to write a book about how much you love the uni? Ridiculous country
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Speaking as someone who has personally vandalised Liberal posters with Hitler moustaches, what the fuck are you on about. The antisemitism inquiry is being conducted so badly. Every interview with a kid is like: I have been bullied in the worst ways imaginable, my life is a living hell.
Julie Nathan, appearing before the commission in her capacity as research director for the Executive Council of Australian Jewry, said criticism of Israel was not inherently antisemitic, “even though a lot of it is incredibly offensive”.She said “no other country in the world is compared to Nazi Germany, only Israel”.
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Hey @albomp.bsky.social, @chrisminnsmp.bsky.social, I found a cute picture of you guys :) #auspol
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Modern problems require modern solutions
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a picture of a monster with the words grond ! grond ! grond ! on it
ALT: a picture of a monster with the words grond ! grond ! grond ! on it
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
every new doohickey guy in 2025: all right. I'll do it. AI waifu Jodie Foster with H cups: I love you, onii-san
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
You will never regret making fun of fascist lickspittles btw The demons who went to Trump's party are all stans of a genocidal warmonger, making fun of them is always morally correct
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The British Library really is outta money, huh? Probably could have made more tho
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evil lesbian john williams 🦔 @micropolyphonia.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Ankylosaurs don't even crack top seven, America is a failed state
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DW @dapingianwattle.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
And the natural habitat of conservatives is to be hunted for sport.
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
“Chat,
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Sarah Sweet @sarahsweet.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.
Tabby stands on hind legs with one paw outstretched toward a TV displaying a capsule above water.
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