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Daphne Preston-Kendal

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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武政 諒 Ryo Takemasa @ryotakemasa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Countryside from Above (2024) Available as art print: www.inprnt.com/gallery/ryot...
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3446 is not left-handed
Bunnies re-enact the duel between Inigo and Wesley in "The Princess Bride", with a masked bunny fighting against a dashing shaggy bunny with a gold sword. The masked bunny is cornered, near the edge of a rocky cliffside, but still has a trick up his sleeve
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 16/09/2026
my favorite thing about macos updates is that apple invented their own definition of how long a minute is and honestly this is the kind of innovation i live for
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 08/09/2026
it's a little scary because you can't write anything but short simple sentences without people misreading you, and accusing you of being AI
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 30/08/2026
i can't fuuucking believe the word "influencer" caught on enough that people call *themselves* influencers. worse than "content". calling yourself the manipulative purpose you hope to be used for by capital. bootlicker shit. hateful and most foul
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
MANAGEMENT: We're going to eliminate skilled worker roles and replace them with lower paid jobs supervising the machine. Although productivity and quality will suffer, it'll be worth it to ensure you're that little bit more disposable. PROGRAMMER: Good thing i'm an expert on talking to the machine
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
LIBERTARIAN: You're right. Technology is neutral. Individuals should be able to benefit without being held back. The interests of business are better for society in the long run. PROGRAMMER: Finally. It felt like my agents were the only ones who agreed with me. LIBERTARIAN: Works on my machine
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
PROGRAMMER: If we can ignore how they were made, who made them, why they're making it, and what they're trying to build, you have to admit it's useful. MASTODON USER: Unless it's a public domain training set, it's a way to circumvent licenses/royalties PROGRAMMER: and ignore that too. Useful, no?
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
PROGRAMMER: I've had enough. People all know the truth, and i'm tired of not being listened to. Im so isolated. Thank god you're here for me, emotional support lowest bid contractor GIRLFRIEND: You're so right, and kind for saying so. Sexual roleplay now requires a verified account. I love you.
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
INDUSTRY ANALYST [A two hour presentation on rare earth supply chains, gas turbine waiting lists, interconnection deals, and how tarrifs and oil prices are pushing the bubble to its limits] DISASTER CAPITALIST: I think we'll be fine. PROGRAMMER: Bubble? Shumbble. Local models will still be here!
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
PROGRAMMER: They keep talking about dead children, but none of them understand what a tensor is. They're not thinking about the future, where none of the bad things happen, and good things happen instead because I have these tools. GUN OWNER: Tell me about it.
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
FRONTIER LABS: We turned up the sycophancy because it produces addictive behaviour, and had to turn it down because of all the lawsuits. We promise to find a good midpoint between revenue and psychosis PROGRAMMER: Thank god technology is neutral FRONTIER LABS: We're building a god, actually
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
PEER REVIEW: In schools, you can't tell it apart from cheating. Homework scores go up, but examination results go down. More generally, skills are not learned, dependence is built, and on average work takes longer with than without. PROGRAMMER: I am above average. Look at my GitHub metrics to check
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
CAPITAL: We have invented a machine that can cross picket lines PROGRAMMERS: I bet this will give us four day weekends. The left need to get behind this. What else can it do CAPITAL: Psychosis! Deepfakes! Propaganda! Plagerism! Yaml! Todo Apps! PROGRAMMERS: Run those last two past me again
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Cheat code for creatives: if you let your personal sadness and genuine soul-deep horniness into your art, it's pretty much immune to being co-opted by modern fascists, who focus mainly on selling a wholesome heartland that they can use as an excuse for violence they'll label as glory.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Daily bunny no.3406 attempts to ford the river
A group of bunnies in old-fashioned attire travel across a stream with their covered wagon. It is drawn by an ox, and the water at it's deepest is near the bunnies' shoulders. The smallest bunny in the party is driving the cart, while the others are wading in the water on either side.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
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+ All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/08/2026
Median UK voter in 2026, as predicted by Hugh Laurie some decades ago:
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My father was a Conservative...

...my mother voted Labour...

...so suppose, by rights, ought
to be a Liberal Democrat...

...but in actual fact, I'm a Nazi!
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 27/07/2026
the ceo of shopify (tobi lutke) wants more votes than you.
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Tea stall on the platform at London’s Victoria Station, 1905, photo by Scottish photographer Christina Broom (1862-1939), UK’s first female press photographer.
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Haley's Headless Mechanic 🏳️‍⚧️ @mecha-bunny.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
(meme from link)
Meme comic of a trans person coming out. "Mom… I'm trans." "Is that because of that game you made?" "Oh yeah, lemme check if I accidentally made the fucking game that makes you trans. Oh fuck" and the trans person is holding Hollow Knight: Silksong.
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BeltBolt ⚡ @beltbolt.co.uk · 21/06/2026
trust us, we're less concerned about being perceived as a pervert equipment manufacturer than a fucking CRYPTO GAMBLING SITE 🥀😭✌️
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
As a Christian I have a lot of conversations with Atheists and they're kinda nice except for when there's one of the All Knowing Men who don't? Actually? Know anything? About Christianity? But are very confident and loud about what they THINK I believe and also about their insane conspiracy theories
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The Ghost Of Titsmas Future @antinoe.prettyfem.me · 21/05/2026
if you're cis and you are asked by your management to police bathrooms, "can you confirm in writing that you are ordering me to approach customers to discuss their sex?" is an email no manager wants to reply to
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micchiato 🎋 @micchiato.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Ever since Katrina the calls to let NOLA drown have increased. The Netherlands reclaimed 1,000 square miles of land by pumping water out of land a dozen feet below sea level. Nobody ever says let Holland vanish. It’s not just climate change sinking New Orleans. It’s also racial capitalism.
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Vallery Lancey @isthelaststop.com · 12/05/2026
Was going through pictures from a few years ago… I can’t believe what a different era this feels like it’s from.
The view inside an older BART train in the 4-seat segment, looking across the other seats and out the window. There is piercing late day sun shining across the highway and hills.
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This poem that I wrote aged 15 in 1970 was published in my school magazine. I was thrilled when a TV producer picked it up and made a short film of it (on BBC Look North, I think).
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
went to the store
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Catherine @whitequark.org · 13/04/2026
ICYMI: Forgejo is not built by cowards! forgejo.org/2026-03-mont...
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Forgejo monthly report - March 2026
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
here's how I feel about "we're all so unfair to Thomas, 'Doubting' is so derogatory" etc—first of all he's a saint so it's fine but also I think it's good to acknowledge that he took kind of an L there and that the grace of Christ is such as to transform all our Ls into insane and gorgeous Ws
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Five railwaymen whose jobs disappeared with the end of steam on British Railways on 17 August 1968, photo by Roger Bamber (1944-2022). Carnforth locomotive shed, Lancashire.
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Lancashire Fair, Good Friday, Daisy Nook, 1946, painting by L.S. Lowry, 1887-1976 (Government Art Collection).
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Cycling Home, painting by Simon Palmer, who has lived and worked in Wensleydale for 40 years.
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jhemann.bsky.social @jhemann.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I sure find it interesting to see what other disciplines are doing in these troubled times. www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-...
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Why mathematicians are boycotting their biggest conference
More than 1,500 mathematicians are demanding that their field’s most prestigious meeting be moved from the U.S.
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Matthew Garrett @mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip · 06/02/2026
(Talking to a trans femme couple in San Francisco) So, uh, which of you collects old computers and which is into set theory?
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Daphne Preston-Kendal @daphne.preston-kendal.eu · 05/03/2026
Paternal grandfather built aeroplanes at Metro-Vicks in Trafford Park Maternal grandfather was a theologian and economist
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 04/03/2026
I don't often post about work anymore but I do actually care deeply about the field of software engineering, despite almost everything these days making caring about software a generally miserable experience.
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
L.S. Lowry died of pneumonia on this day 1976 at the Woods Hospital in Glossop, Derbyshire. He was buried in Manchester’s Southern Cemetery, beside his parents.
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Ἀντιγόνη @wretch.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Goddamn, American Manufacturing really is dead if we don't even make consent anymore
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Siri Dahl @siridahl.com · 08/02/2026
Please, don’t trust ANY anti-sex-trafficking nonprofit that refuses to support the labor rights of consensual adult sex workers. We know for a fact that criminalization leads to exploitation and trafficking. I would also be wary of those who fund such organizations.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 23/01/2026
evangelical christians' god is the god of preschoolers and used car salesmen; I'm sorry you can't believe in a God whose creation is vast and mysterious and largely unknowable, I'm sorry your god is smaller than you rather than much much larger
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 23/01/2026
god gave me this gender too tbqh
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 19/01/2026
Brianna Ghey was targeted by classmates who knew her offline. Online, she made friends and a community, and was making content to help other trans kids like her. This is a grieving mother pushing for legislation that would have further isolated her trans child, that is supported by transphobes.
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Paul Ford @ftrain.com · 17/01/2026
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Add another one to the great big board of "Urban Planning Debates: Academic Research vs. Some Guy"
A board of Peer-Reviewed Academic Research vs. Some Guy, whose generic white businessman avatar is taken from the classic Onion article of the guy who says "no it won't" in response to critique of the Iraq War.

Supervised consumption sites can reduce local crime, while improving health outcomes VS. No they don't

Building more highways will keep traffic congestion levels the same VS. No it won't

Speed cameras lead to a reduction in speeds and fewer deaths VS. No they don't

Increasing the police budget will not have a measurable impact on lowering crime rates VS. Yes it will
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