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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 1h
Meanwhile, At the Stupidity Olympics: Tommy Tuberville: Airline pilots and flight attendants are furries, doing furry things on your plane. Eric Schmitt: Hold my beer.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 14h
Time for this classic again.
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I like that this design appears to show the birth date of liberty as 1776, and its death as 2026
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Kim @kmbrly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Stephen Miller doesn’t post late at night because he can’t type when he’s in his bat form.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ron and Cassie DeSantis: These two crooks stole $10 million from a settlement with a charity, wired it to Cassie’s fake “charity,” laundered it through two puppet organizations, and then used it for political ads in an election year. They should be in jail.
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God @thegodshow.com · 21/08/2026
This is fascism.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Love how this dude discovered the cheat codes of "what if I listened to constituents" and "what if I modeled good behavior" and "maybe I behave like a normal person should." These are apparently dark secrets that have been hidden from other politicians.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yeah, we know, Oddjob.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/08/2026
Prediction markets are not predictive and should not be covered as news

Kalshi Politics

@KalshiPolitics
TODAY: WISCONSIN DEMOCRATIC GOVERNOR NOMINEE ODDS:

🟦 Francesca Hong: 95%
🟦 David Crowley: 5%
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dr. El-Sayed puts it plainly: “ICE has nothing to do with immigration.” I agree completely.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/08/2026
do not take medical advice from Santa Monica Goebbels
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God @thegodshow.com · 08/08/2026
There will be Hell Toupée.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Susan Collins announcing she'll vote against a controversial nominee is basically the moment it becomes clear that nominee will be confirmed. It means Thune has enough votes to confirm, and thus, Collins gets a pass to look independent.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/08/2026
Trump: "Now we have a big decision to make. Do we take the pavers that are red -- the red, brick pavers -- and do we change them into a granite?"
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Emtcub @cumpigcub.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Star Trek Crossover Pictures and Videos
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Sukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Remember this scene?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A caucus of violent, drunk ex-husbands controls three branches of government and both chambers of Congress.
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Amy B @abbarsha.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Political cartoons can be so damn accurate!
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Weird he can’t bring this kind of energy towards his colleague who is accused of beating up his daughter.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
watched the odyssey last night. film ruined by everyone speaking english instead of ancient greek.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It's so breathtakingly crass to treat the deaths of Americans serving in the military as some contest, a contest that, in your twisted, rotting mind, you think you can brag about winning. There is no reverence, sanity, solemnity, or decorum in this vile regime.
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FactsOverFeelings @thunderstorming.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
@rbreich.bsky.social makes yet another great point.
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REMALONE @ipasa.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I have to admit that I didn’t know, and I even thought the Spanish player Cucurella’s look was quite original, when it comes to his hair, but I was unaware of this: If he let his hair grow , it’s so that his autistic son can easily recognize him when he watches him on TV. Truly, this Spanish team ❤️
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Ketamine freak has completely lost what’s left of his mind because there’s a Black lady in a fictional movie.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
White supremacists are carping about a black women playing a character in Greek mythology. Hollywood's most egregious casting was when it hired white people as non-white characters, not the other way around. LEFT: Katharine Hepburn in “Dragon Seed.” RIGHT: Mickey Rooney in “Breakfast at Tiffany’s.”
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 19/07/2026
Folks complaining the actors in The Odyssey don't look Ancient Greek are oddly nostalgic for the era when John Wayne was apparently the most qualified Mongolian on Earth.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It’s Exactly what he said…. BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly enraged that none of his staffers explained to him that the logic of his speech last night blatantly implied the only rigged election was the one he personally oversaw 😅
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 19/07/2026
Breaking News: Federal agents are said to have been told that the FBI will no longer investigate confrontations with immigration agents. If enacted, such a change would sharply limit law enforcement scrutiny of immigration agents.
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Federal Agents Were Told FBI Will No Longer Investigate ICE Confrontations
Senior officials deny such a change is in the works, despite guidance shared with agents around the country in recent days.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
LEFT: Canadians helping by dropping water on United States fires. RIGHT: Ungrateful United States bitch complaining about Canadian fires.
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LindaFly @lindafly.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Canadian plane dropping water on the Los Angeles forest fire. Neighbors helping neighbors. Thank you so much Canada, we are sorry our current leader is an idiot.
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𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐢 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭 🩷 @jastuart68.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Watching ICE agents literally run away from a Mount Laurel Starbucks without their coffee because the neighborhood completely rejected them is pure gold. South Jersey will make you unwelcome every single time you show your faces.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/07/2026
before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. that way, you can sell the second one to fund your journey. follow me for more Revenge Grindset tips and tricks
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God @thegodshow.com · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham died the way he lived, as a minor distraction from Mitch McConnell
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
LINDSEY GRAHAM: "We're killing all the right people." GOD: "What a fabulous idea!"
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The Millers are such lovely people.
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
While I was asleep, Lindsey Graham died and Conor McGregor was injured and defeated. I am buying a lotto ticket today.
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Klaatu Prime @blackhelicopter.org · 12/07/2026
Quite the legacy you've left, Senator Graham.
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/07/2026
My neighbor’s kid spoke with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Overturn a red card? Let's overturn that red hat.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I'd like to report: 1. Donald Trump for poisoning ducks in the Reflecting Pool. 2. Kristi Noem for shooting her dog Cricket in the face. 3. Sarah Palin for gunning down wolves from a helicopter. 4. Ted Cruz for abandoning his dog Snowflake in an empty house when he fled to Cancun.
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Dems have dumped Swalwell and platner Republicans have nominated Ken Paxton
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Robin 🦋 @robinh2.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Seems like a good time to remind people the USWNT has won 4 World Cups! ⚽️
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What Say You,Military Recruiters...?
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Dan @dansmock.com · 07/07/2026
Those locked bathrooms on the 8th floor say more about your values than whatever you had the intern put under “About Us” on your website.
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God @thegodshow.com · 05/07/2026
These all sound like excellent ideas.
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bluevoter24.bsky.social @bluevoter24.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I think that's a safe assumption.. #crime #politics
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