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Dan Budiac

@dansays.bsky.social
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Full stack web dev. Connoisseur of fine bourbon and jazz. Collector of retro & mod. Fav'r of dog photos. Just here for the zipline.

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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Google is running a series of commercials on MLB.TV that cite various absurd "stats" surfaced by Gemini, like "home runs increase 34% during a full moon." Weird flex, spending all that money to tell the world your AI can't distinguish correlation from causation.
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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#formula1 broadcast idea: a leaderboard "scroll bar" that indicates at a glance which cars are currently in frame on the main video feed.
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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
We're all so afraid of AI coming for our jobs, but I've seen no greater advocate of career advancement. My TikTok feed is FULL of AI videos promoting inventors that are deserving of raises.
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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I'm at the Apple Store waiting for my Genius Bar appointment. There's a small class behind me, and the instructor has repeated, "Siri, play some classical music" three times now. Truly giving folks the genuine Siri experience.
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MadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Good morning Seattle. Welcome your new neighbor. Zuckerberg’s $300M megayacht arrived in Seattle just hours after layoffs impacting roughly 1,400 employees in King County were announced by Meta. This vessel drew crowds and criticism as it traveled through the Ballard Locks toward Lake Union. WTF 🤬
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 29/05/2026
Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.
A close up of captain kirk getting his eyes scanned. It is cut off above the eyebrows and below his mouth.The same image in a thumbnail for Star Trek, the wrath of Khan. But AI has painted the rest of the image so that Kirk is a balding man in a business suit.
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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Everyone conceptualizes Claude Code sub-agents as Meeseeks, right? No? Just me?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/04/2026
they are calling it the scotus cuck chair
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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
A web dev Nine Inch Nails cover band called NaN
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Just… goddammit. All of this is inexcusable. Read the thread, then use that anger to prepare yourself to mobilize your community. We need to *obliterate* these fuckers at the voting booth.
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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
This is wild. I used Claude to vibe code a 6502 assembly program that renders a picture of Miles using double hi-res mode. Once I dig up my serial cable, I should be able to use ADTPro to run this on my actual Apple //c.
A dithered image of Miles, a bernedoodle, rendered on a virtual Apple //c using Virtual ][, an emulator for macOS.A photograph of Miles, a bernedoodle
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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
iPhone feature idea: Gym Buddy mode. Pair with a friend, and you have vox chat between the two of you, ducking the audio of both your headphones’ music when either one speaks.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/01/2026
Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...
jaderemedy • 4h ago
And now comes the most nauseating part of this whole goddamn mess: the hypocrisy. The same loud-mouthed idiots who spent years screaming about tyranny are suddenly dead fucking silent, or worse, cheering, now that it's their side doing it. "ThEy'Re cOminG fOr OuR gUnS!" "GoVerNMenT oVerReAch!" "ShAll nOt bE inFrinGeD!" All that chest-thumping bullshit evaporated the second armed federal agents started terrorizing people they don't like.
Let me get this straight: a civilian gets shot dead by federal agents, and the only thing you brainless cunts can muster is
"well, DHS says he had a gun"? THAT'S your red line? Guns are sacred when they're strapped to your waist, but magically become a death sentence when they're used as a post-hoc excuse by the government? Either the Second Amendment applies to everyone, or you never believed in it at all. Fucking pick one and own it.
This is exactly what tyranny looks like, by the way. Not jackboots marching in formation, but armed agents roaming neighborhoods, stopping people, killing civilians, and then daring the public to question it. Tyranny is execution followed by a press release. Tyranny is labeling the dead a "threat" so the state doesn't have to explain why someone's life just ended in the street. Tyranny is demanding obedience while shredding due process and calling it order.
And all you so-called "freedom lovers" are fucking fine with it, as long as it's brown people, immigrants, protesters, or anyone you've already dehumanized. Turns out "don't tread on me" actually meant "tread on them." You weren't afraid of tyranny.
You were afraid of losing dominance. There's a difference, and this moment exposes it completely.
"Just comply" isn't a principle. It's cowardice dressed up as common sense. It's the language of people who have already accepted that the state gets to decide who deserves rights and who doesn't. And once you make that deal, don't act shocked when the line moves, because it always fuckin…
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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry
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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Since Bluesky doesn’t allow spoiler marking, imma tuck this Pluribus theory in a thread. Maybe don’t click through if you haven’t seen the finale.
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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 23/12/2025
"Play-with-my-pussy Day/Pussy this, pussy that, pussy taken/Pussy ride dick like she a Jamaican Pussy stay warm, pussy on vacation/You loose bitches need a pussy renovation/You could eat it with a pussy reservation" -Nicki Minaj, TPUSA speaker this weekend. Hoorah for faith & family values!
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Holy shit, was googling around to find out if this could possibly be real and came across this Rolling Stone June 2023 story about the EXISTENCE of this letter, but the content wasn’t known — until now www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
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Jeffrey Epstein Wrote Fellow Pedophile Larry Nassar a Letter Before His Death
Jeffrey Epstein tried to contact fellow pedophile and admitted sexual abuser Larry Nassar via mail in the days before his death by suicide.
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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
A licensed ham operator knows a lot about how radio signals work. Assuming the noise he heard on 8613 MHz was the sound of the joined communicating, there’s a 100% chance Manuosos traps one of them in a Faraday cage.
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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Pro tip: when you need same-day Amazon delivery and you’re just shy of the $25 minimum, you can add a single lime to your cart. And because the warehouse doesn’t stock produce, a SEPARATE DELIVERY PERSON will drive to Whole Foods, buy a single lime, place it in an insulated bag, and drive it to you.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Finding out that the whole “dogs adopting people” video is AI generated slop is just so infuriating and depressing. It’s such sweet and heartwarming and GOOD IDEA. Of course it had to be fake.
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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
ME: Ugh, Miles has burrs in his fur again. ME (in Miles' voice): I have burr fur. *pause* BURR FUR DEEZ NUTS! KATHRYN: *annoyed stare*
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Dan @dkbuddychrist.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Strong floors, high gallows
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Kirocuto @kirocuto.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
The artist formerly known as Prince was a beta tester for the first Oregon Trail (he was in third grade at the school near the developers)
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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Apple Intelligence should be a flagship feature in Apple Music. Interactive liner notes? Prompt-generated playlists? Makes a lot more sense then novelty crap like Genmoji.
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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice Santana feat. Clarence Thomas
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
imo "violence aimed at elites from non-elites" is the category of violence most disfavored in elite discourse. and violence that flows from elites to non-elites is not conceived of as violence at all. and these ideas frame the entire elite conception of who charlie kirk was and what his murder means
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Again, he died doing what he loved: demonizing marginalized people
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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
POV: you live in LA and say "For Your Consideration" when presenting your picky eater dog with his dinner.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Elevator pitch for my new app idea, "The Big, Beautiful App": we'll send you a critical alert push notification when it happens, so you won't miss the news if your phone is on silent.
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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
*Listening to the MILWAUKEE BREWERS play the TORONTO BLUE JAYS on MLB.TV* KATHRYN: Hey, their shortstop is named Bo Bichette. Sounds like Boba Fett. This is the way? DAN: Kathryn, he's Canadian. This is the 'eh.
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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
The newest twist to Top Chef Restaurant Wars: in lieu of menus, guests provide prompts that, along with an inventory of ingredients, are given to ChatGPT for both a recipe and a photo rendering of what the dish must look like.
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AuntRen 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🌈🌊☮️ @auntren.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Genuine Question because I Do not understand… so if these men roll up in plain clothes and masks, grab a human being… even a child, and throw them in an unmarked vehicle I am just supposed to look the other way and say nothing ?? Ask Nothing ?
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 14/06/2025
ICE is going to parks in Los Angeles and kidnapping nannies who are caring for small children The children are witnessing these kidnappings and being held in custody until their parents are contacted Women and children in parks
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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
visonOS 26 will revolutionize the way I play simulated pickleball.
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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Repost with your best bleps
A shaggy Bernadoodle named Miles, looking directly at the camera with the tip of his tongue sticking out
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.
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Hypercritical @hypercritical.co · 09/05/2025
Apple Turnover: hypercritical.co/2025/05/09/a...
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Apple Turnover
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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I use the official Gmail app, which I consider the least shitty email app available on iOS. I try every release of Apple's stock Mail app, but it never sticks. I might make the switch this time around though: the way Apple handles message threading is as close to Google Inbox as I've seen.
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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Surely, someone is working on an Irving B “Melon Head” tiki mug, right?
A bust of Irving B, made from watermelon
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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Ah, 4:30 am, on Record Store Day, over Coachella weekend. The one time I’m on the 101 and there isn’t a bumper-to-bumper traffic.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
financial advice in a weird time: -- develop a plan -- find friends who support you -- preferably 10 of them -- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand -- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos -- get your wife back -- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw simple
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Text of the Email That Pete Hegseth’s Mother Sent Him Penelope Hegseth sent the email to her son in 2018 as he was in the middle of a divorce from his wife, Samantha. One sentence was redacted by The New York Times for privacy reasons. archive.ph/EOxkT#select...
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Could not agree more. The Prez & VP are shameful, embarrassing Putin puppets & a disgrace to our country. 🤮 #SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦
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Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Her: Boyz II Men, ABC, BBD. What does that even mean? Me: *draws deep breath* Boyz II Men, together with Another Bad Creation and Bell Biv DeVoe, were members of the East Coast Family, who played a pivotal role in the New Jack Swing movement of the 1990s. In this essay, I will
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Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I feel so sick. Enough with the lies, enough with the games. They know exactly what they're doing. This is a neo-Nazi movement. Proudly so. The only reason they've kept it coded up until now was to take advantage of those who didn't want to believe it. No more looking away. Face up to what it is.
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