Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Google is running a series of commercials on MLB.TV that cite various absurd "stats" surfaced by Gemini, like "home runs increase 34% during a full moon." Weird flex, spending all that money to tell the world your AI can't distinguish correlation from causation. 020
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 13/09/2026#formula1 broadcast idea: a leaderboard "scroll bar" that indicates at a glance which cars are currently in frame on the main video feed. 011
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 02/06/2026We're all so afraid of AI coming for our jobs, but I've seen no greater advocate of career advancement. My TikTok feed is FULL of AI videos promoting inventors that are deserving of raises. 000
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I'm at the Apple Store waiting for my Genius Bar appointment. There's a small class behind me, and the instructor has repeated, "Siri, play some classical music" three times now. Truly giving folks the genuine Siri experience. 021
Reposted by Dan BudiacMadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Good morning Seattle. Welcome your new neighbor. Zuckerberg’s $300M megayacht arrived in Seattle just hours after layoffs impacting roughly 1,400 employees in King County were announced by Meta. This vessel drew crowds and criticism as it traveled through the Ballard Locks toward Lake Union. WTF 🤬 61645291806
Reposted by Dan BudiacRyan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 29/05/2026Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image. 21974112069
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Everyone conceptualizes Claude Code sub-agents as Meeseeks, right? No? Just me? 110
Reposted by Dan Budiacjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/04/2026they are calling it the scotus cuck chair 1145334638
Reposted by Dan BudiacChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Just… goddammit. All of this is inexcusable. Read the thread, then use that anger to prepare yourself to mobilize your community. We need to *obliterate* these fuckers at the voting booth. 6604104
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 01/03/2026This is wild. I used Claude to vibe code a 6502 assembly program that renders a picture of Miles using double hi-res mode. Once I dig up my serial cable, I should be able to use ADTPro to run this on my actual Apple //c. 030
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 08/02/2026iPhone feature idea: Gym Buddy mode. Pair with a friend, and you have vox chat between the two of you, ducking the audio of both your headphones’ music when either one speaks. 020
Reposted by Dan BudiacKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/02/2026If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes. 667196956000
Reposted by Dan BudiacFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/01/2026Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c... 9195493303
Reposted by Dan BudiacElise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 25/01/2026There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry 109185333818
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 10/01/2026I think their happiness is performative. It's a sales pitch to those they wish to convert. The Joined cannot experience the conditions that make happiness possible. 010
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 07/01/2026What if every interaction The Joined have with Carol is a trolley problem? Give her what she wants, no matter how dangerous; or refuse, and potentially kill far, far more? 210
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 07/01/2026A singular nuclear weapon, detonated near a population center, would kill hundreds of thousands. Carol's initial tantrum that sent the world into a collective seizure killed eleven million. 100
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I've been thinking about why The Joined gave Carol the atom bomb she requested. Their ethical framework prohibits harming a living thing (even plants). Does that extend to inaction, when it could forseeably cause harm to others? 100
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Since Bluesky doesn’t allow spoiler marking, imma tuck this Pluribus theory in a thread. Maybe don’t click through if you haven’t seen the finale. 100
Reposted by Dan Budiac🏴☠️ Maddox 🏴☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 23/12/2025"Play-with-my-pussy Day/Pussy this, pussy that, pussy taken/Pussy ride dick like she a Jamaican Pussy stay warm, pussy on vacation/You loose bitches need a pussy renovation/You could eat it with a pussy reservation" -Nicki Minaj, TPUSA speaker this weekend. Hoorah for faith & family values! 12639
Reposted by Dan BudiacAmanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Holy shit, was googling around to find out if this could possibly be real and came across this Rolling Stone June 2023 story about the EXISTENCE of this letter, but the content wasn’t known — until now www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...rollingstone.comJeffrey Epstein Wrote Fellow Pedophile Larry Nassar a Letter Before His DeathJeffrey Epstein tried to contact fellow pedophile and admitted sexual abuser Larry Nassar via mail in the days before his death by suicide. 241155428
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Incognito mode. This is my stake in the ground. I’m absolutely convinced this will be a Season 2 plot point. 020
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 23/12/2025A licensed ham operator knows a lot about how radio signals work. Assuming the noise he heard on 8613 MHz was the sound of the joined communicating, there’s a 100% chance Manuosos traps one of them in a Faraday cage. 131
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 21/12/2025This is just so stupid and wasteful and funny. I feel bad, but at least it’s costing Bezos money and providing work to a delivery driver? 010
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Pro tip: when you need same-day Amazon delivery and you’re just shy of the $25 minimum, you can add a single lime to your cart. And because the warehouse doesn’t stock produce, a SEPARATE DELIVERY PERSON will drive to Whole Foods, buy a single lime, place it in an insulated bag, and drive it to you. 110
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Finding out that the whole “dogs adopting people” video is AI generated slop is just so infuriating and depressing. It’s such sweet and heartwarming and GOOD IDEA. Of course it had to be fake. 000
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 10/12/2025ME: Ugh, Miles has burrs in his fur again. ME (in Miles' voice): I have burr fur. *pause* BURR FUR DEEZ NUTS! KATHRYN: *annoyed stare* 010
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 29/11/2025See also: youtu.be/qgd_V5WqLjg?...youtu.beTrauma Surgeon Breaks Down Every Home Alone Injury | WIREDYouTube video by WIRED 000
Reposted by Dan BudiacKirocuto @kirocuto.bsky.social · 13/07/2025The artist formerly known as Prince was a beta tester for the first Oregon Trail (he was in third grade at the school near the developers) 246654
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Apple Intelligence should be a flagship feature in Apple Music. Interactive liner notes? Prompt-generated playlists? Makes a lot more sense then novelty crap like Genmoji. 020
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice Santana feat. Clarence Thomas 020
Reposted by Dan BudiacMichael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 14/09/2025imo "violence aimed at elites from non-elites" is the category of violence most disfavored in elite discourse. and violence that flows from elites to non-elites is not conceived of as violence at all. and these ideas frame the entire elite conception of who charlie kirk was and what his murder means 393014801
Reposted by Dan BudiacGwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Again, he died doing what he loved: demonizing marginalized people 442979
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 05/09/2025POV: you live in LA and say "For Your Consideration" when presenting your picky eater dog with his dinner. 000
Reposted by Dan Budiacleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 31/08/2025no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that 16884031405
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Elevator pitch for my new app idea, "The Big, Beautiful App": we'll send you a critical alert push notification when it happens, so you won't miss the news if your phone is on silent. 000
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 30/08/2025*Listening to the MILWAUKEE BREWERS play the TORONTO BLUE JAYS on MLB.TV* KATHRYN: Hey, their shortstop is named Bo Bichette. Sounds like Boba Fett. This is the way? DAN: Kathryn, he's Canadian. This is the 'eh. 020
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 19/06/2025The team whose dishes are judged most faithful to the AI, without tasting wretched, wins. Chefs on the losing team will be fitted for a prosthetic sixth finger that must be worn for the next challenge. 020
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 19/06/2025The newest twist to Top Chef Restaurant Wars: in lieu of menus, guests provide prompts that, along with an inventory of ingredients, are given to ChatGPT for both a recipe and a photo rendering of what the dish must look like. 130
Reposted by Dan BudiacAuntRen 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🌈🌊☮️ @auntren.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Genuine Question because I Do not understand… so if these men roll up in plain clothes and masks, grab a human being… even a child, and throw them in an unmarked vehicle I am just supposed to look the other way and say nothing ?? Ask Nothing ? 52677602986
Reposted by Dan BudiacChanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 14/06/2025ICE is going to parks in Los Angeles and kidnapping nannies who are caring for small children The children are witnessing these kidnappings and being held in custody until their parents are contacted Women and children in parks 294186207360
Dan Budiac @dansays.bsky.social · 09/06/2025visonOS 26 will revolutionize the way I play simulated pickleball. 000