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Danny Rettig

@dannyrettig.bsky.social
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Los Angeles. 40-something homosexual.

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Jonathan Loves X-Men @jonathanlovesx-men.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Wait. That's Betsy. And Betsy is Captain Britain. Also, that's Wolverine's Dad. Not Wolverine. Marvel bein a bunch of sillies again.
Cover for Marvel's Maximum X-Men 1
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Scott Summers after vaporizing Mister Sinister at the end of Inferno:
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Betsy Braddock???
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
A damn good essay.
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Mia Sato @miasato.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I talked to one of the r/MassiveCock posters who decided to bring anti-ICE conversations to the subreddit. "... Nothing in life should feel ‘normal’ when these sorts of things are happening in our country. Even porn and sex," he said. Gift link (obviously): tinyurl.com/mr3nua5k
theverge.com
Even the big dick subreddit is mad about ICE
“How hard I get when I think about abolishing ICE,” one post reads
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Sometimes you just have to let @lopatto.bsky.social say it out loud www.theverge.com/policy/85990...
theverge.com
Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai are cowards
Once you’ve traded your principles for proximity to power, do you even run your own company?
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
A car accident and busy work schedule managed to throw me off of my workout schedule at the end of the summer and I’m embarrassed that I didn’t work out pretty much at all in the fall. But I’m determined to be strong and healthy, so I’ve been going to the gym again. Here’s some arm.
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
😅
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Does any other homosexual also slip into Selina Kyle’s task list when thinking how they need to pick up their dry cleaning? “Pick up the dry cleaning, paper towels…oh darn.”
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
She’s me.
The Great Fairy in Tears of the Kingdom saying to Link, “Your scent, young man…It’s a fragrance that’s familiar to me.”The Great Fairy in Tears of the Kingdom saying to Link, “Ahh…I like them strong.”
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Hey.
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
This article summed up my thoughts. And I hate to be pedantic about X-Men but 2 important how-things-work beats from House of X and from Extermination were ignored here and just wrong. It made me stop in my tracks twice in this comic. I should really just keep skipping this whole era.
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
So in Final Fantasy VII Remake, Cloud definitely bottomed for Andrea Rhodea, right?
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
When I wasn’t working much last year I took advantage of the free time and worked out a lot. Now I’ve got less time and am working out less days but still trying to make an effort so I can look good, feel good and be a big slut. Here’s me in a towel.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Betsy Braddock getting shot down by Scott Summers:
Marty McFly saying “I guess you guys aren’t ready for that yet but your kids are gonna love it.”
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
It seems like I got a preorder for the Switch 2 last night but I’m always skeptical. I can’t remember what I preordered previously but the next day I received an email saying the store’s system incorrectly sent out those notifications. But I just checked my credit card and there’s a charge, so... 😊
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
White Lotus vibes from Cecil about Golbez. Or maybe not, I don’t know I didn’t watch it.
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Father Ralph. 😔
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I’m a slut for coins, so a gold flower that makes me shoot gold balls that turn enemies into coins absolutely made me feral.
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Jamie @jimjammax.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
A not-so-gentle reminder that using a platform owned by a *****KNOWN NAZI***** is bad, and you are a bad person if you continue to use it for self/personal advancement. Like… an actual Nazi for fucks sake!
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 11/03/2025
Congratulations, Southwest! You've turned your unique & friendly airline into an ugly clone of legacy carriers but with fewer amenities. www.cbsnews.com/news/southwe...
cbsnews.com
Southwest Airlines to end free checked bags policy for first time in its 54-year history
Southwest Airlines is ending its free checked bags policy for many passengers. Some experts think customer loyalty could suffer.
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Mondays.
Black and white flexing bicep with armpit showing
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Saw some street performer juggling with the diabolo at the traffic intersection. What in the Quidam is going on?
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
It was arm day, so naturally I’m flexing.
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Yesterday was chest day and I’m liking the results.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once
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Marc Fischer @marc-fischer.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Time to evict AirBnB from your life, if you have't already.
independent.co.uk
Airbnb’s co-founder is joining Elon Musk’s DOGE
Gebbia, a close friend of Musk, has praised DOGE’s work and defended it against criticisms on social media
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Post your most Daddy pic
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I like these jeans but feeling like they might be a little too bulgy.
A close up of my crotch in jeans that are a little too tight
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will @willraisesfunds.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
me to the marketing exec that allowed this:
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Started a new job yesterday and still managed to get in a chest day last night. ☺️
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Don[ny]ovan @dgschell.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
100% convinced this has created a Streisand Effect.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Whoa. Is this the best we can hope for?
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Monstro Elisabethshu @pschlarm.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Re: Emilia Perez, it’s very weird that film critics cannot see a “Crash” while they’re in it
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
🥴🥴🥴 Blocklists and toggles aren’t working.
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I’m pretty much triaging every new follow by blocking because of the spambots. That’s fun.
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Post your favorite selfie of 2024
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Legos, comic book stuff, and shirtlessness. This is who I’ve become.
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I’m a big old nerd because I’m super excited that the Skyward Sword soundtrack is now on the Nintendo music app. It’s such an underrated game.
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
This paper holiday prop made me wish I could grow an actual beard. 🥲
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
It’s not FCF, but is there still flexing on Friday?
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Doug Ramsey: Hey Betsy! Remember how I was, like, fifteen and super into you and you quasi-reciprocated those feelings but I died before anything creepy happened?  Well, apparently I inexplicably kept aging while I was dead so now we’re totally clear to hook up!
Betsy Braddock: No, we’re not going to be doing that.
Doug: Speaking of aging, it really seems like you...didn’t.
Betsy: Yeah, right after you died I switched bodies with a Japanese woman and then SHE died and I was stuck in her body for like twenty years but recently a psychic vampire brain-ate me and I managed to telepathically subsume her from within and  reform my original body out of her’s.
Doug: ...you what?
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
If you were a villain, who would you be? Moira had some good ideas.
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
It was chest day.
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Show me the women who raised you. I never had a chance.
Marlena Evans, possessed, in Days of Our LivesJean Grey as Phoenix in X-MenSultry Selena Kyle in Batman ReturnsHope Williams Brady thinking she’s Princess Gina von Amberg in Days of Our Lives
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
final fantasy games :
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Photo I post to IG for straight family and coworkers. / Photo I post for the gays.
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
40+ appreciation post! Repost a photo of yourself if you’re 40 or over 43 baby. Feeling good and gray.
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Danny Rettig @dannyrettig.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Drop the Lock Screen 🏝️
The island of Krakoa at the end of Uncanny X-Men 700.
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ca-dmv-bot @ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Customer: MY GRANDFATHERS NAME DMV: CUM GUZZLER Verdict: DENIED
California license plate with text "CMGZLR".
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