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Pissed Off Canadian

@brianjarvis.com
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Stay hydrated, wear sunblock, punch nazis, get some rest. It's the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario. Canada will never be a 51st state. Elbows up. 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🏋️‍♂️🥋🖥️

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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 30/09/2026
@realfollowers.bsky.social hmu
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 27/09/2026
A little freshly ground black pepper adds a lot to the frying eggs. 🍳
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 27/09/2026
And I just discovered by biting into one that my breakfast sausage is something unexpected. These are "brown sugar & honey" flavoured IMPOSTER breakfast sausages, not the plain & unflavoured ones I had expected. FML.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 27/09/2026
Well, that was fun. 😑 A can of Coke Zero fell out of the fridge, then developed a line of pinhole leaks across one side. It then rocket-propelled itself across the kitchen, spraying Coke onto me and every available surface. This day is not starting well.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 27/09/2026
CC: @elmercc.bsky.social
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 26/09/2026
I deserve a sundae today.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 25/09/2026
I'm making new friends! 😍
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 25/09/2026
DO NOT FAT-SHAME BIKES!!! 🚲
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 25/09/2026
Management committee meeting. 🐱
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 24/09/2026
Breakfast sausages in progress!
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 21/09/2026
Just paid an installment of property tax on our house. I get the necessity of paying taxes and we do get platinum services for our money, but that's 750 medium chocolate sundaes I now can't buy self-indulgently. 💸
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Help Me, I'm Poor
ALT: Help Me, I'm Poor
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 19/09/2026
Walkies!
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 19/09/2026
Sorry I'm late, I had to reorganize the shopping carts in the grocery store's corral.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 17/09/2026
Haircut ✅ Flu shot ✅ COVID shot ✅ Happy Pre-Friday!
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 16/09/2026
How about next Monday? I'll clear my calendar. youtu.be/hkTgYiMDRHY?...
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Send Us Thine Asteroid, O Lord
YouTube video by Joseph Murray
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 10/09/2026
All dressed up for a memorial service this afternoon.
Old guy in a black suit, white shirt & black tie.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 08/09/2026
This is so beautiful I may burst into tears... 🥲
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 06/09/2026
The management is taking a break. 😺
Two cats, one napping, one sitting beside lazily watching the world go by.
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Christian Maddock @crispypancakeroll.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Last week, I managed to reach £55/200, but all of that has now been spent and I have a couple of overdue bills that I really need to pay to avoid my internet and phone being cut off, plus some more for milk and something to go with the mashed potato I have in my fridge. Can anyone help?
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 05/09/2026
Eggs will be up in a minute! 🌞
Old guy shirtless in the deck of his trailer, frying eggs on an outdoor grill.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 04/09/2026
Wat
BTS styled brown sugar pancake creme Oreo cookies
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 03/09/2026
Tonight's entertainment:
Poster for "Coyote Vs. Acme"
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 01/09/2026
I was just reminded: I plan to retire one year from today. I may push out the actual date to Dec 31, 2027, if work projects require it, but the working goal currently is Sept 1.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 01/09/2026
I've finished diversifying my retirement accounts away from AI bubble companies & their related suppliers. The entire AI industry may now go to hell at its earliest convenience.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 01/09/2026
The gym was closed again today, with a new sign on the door lacking any re-opening date. I. Am. Very. Disappointed.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 01/09/2026
I got a new mobile phone Saturday, an open-box Google Pixel 10 for $400. I never buy the latest model (the 11 is now for sale) as I don't want to pay the premium price. Better to get last year's model, esp if it's a customer return, floor demo model or such to save money.
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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 01/09/2026
What can economic theory tell us about winning a trade war? It tells us that solidarity means more than GDP. www.bugeyedandshameless.com/p/the-game-t...
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The Game Theory of a Trade War
How do you win a trade war? Let’s find out
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 31/08/2026
My gym has been closed for three days because of a water main issue. If it isn't open tomorrow, I will be extremely disappointed. Like dad levels of disappointment. Weaponized disappointment. Disappointment that has ended civilizations and toppled gods. Do not disappoint me.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 31/08/2026
qt this post with your chest best pic. thank you 😚
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 30/08/2026
Walkies!
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Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sooo my lovense toy broke which makes earning money on chaturbate much more difficult. I need $121.55 for a new one. So if anyone is just slaying it financially right now and wants to help I would be forever grateful. my Venmo is blainesight, my cash app is blaineyellow2. Sorry to grovel 🙏
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 29/08/2026
Walkies!
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 29/08/2026
The universe is just mocking me at this point. 🤬
A hand-written sign on the door to my local gym: "Gym closed due to water main break."
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Christian Maddock @crispypancakeroll.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I managed to make this appointment, but now I need to ask for help again. I've had a payment go out of my account that has put me into an unarranged overdraft, and that will incur fees if I don't sort it asap. I'm going to need to raise £50 asap to cover basic needs. PayPal is maddock1988@gmail.com
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 27/08/2026
Can this White House get any dumber? www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...
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Trump moves to rename Lake Ontario to 'Lake America' amid trade spat with 'entitled' Canada | CBC News
U.S. President Donald Trump on Thursday signed an order directing the interior secretary to rename Lake Ontario to "Lake America," as the trade war with Canada persists.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 27/08/2026
Earl wishes to say hello!
Brown & white pitbull staring adoringly at the camera.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 26/08/2026
My renewed passport has arrived! Good until 2036! 🇨🇦🍁
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 25/08/2026
Happy birthday, @50poundnote.com ! 🎶🎆
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 25/08/2026
Nooooo! 😢 www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...
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Dolly Parton, one of country music's greatest legends, dead at 80 | CBC News
Dolly Parton, the country music star beloved for her music and philanthropy, has died, her family said in a statement.
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Christian Maddock @crispypancakeroll.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hi folks, I have a very important meeting tomorrow morning with a psychiatrist to determine whether I'm ready to start trauma-centred therapy for C-PTSD caused by CSA and other childhood trauma. It would be really helpful if I could get an Uber there, but that would cost £25. Can anyone help...
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 22/08/2026
The news is depressing so I'm going for a walk.
Old guy on an urban walking path through a local park.
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Kikki Planet @kikkiplanet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How the trade negotiations between Canada and the USA went sour. Note the last paragraph on slide 2, specifically. The Americans were never working for a trade deal. They were demanding the right to abuse Canada whenever Trump is in a mood. #cdnpoli
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 22/08/2026
Art Of The Deal author fails to secure deal with friendliest nation on planet
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Art Of The Deal author fails to secure deal with friendliest nation on planet
WASHINGTON D.C. - President Trump, a man who was elected based on his self-proclaimed "deal-making genius", has failed to secure a trade deal with Canada, a nation most known for maple syrup and neigh...
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Pendant plus d’un an, le Canada a travaillé sans relâche et en toute bonne foi avec les États-Unis en vue de négocier un nouvel accord commercial global. Nous avons été pragmatiques, patients et persévérants.
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
For over a year, Canada has worked intensively and in good faith with the United States to negotiate a new comprehensive trade deal. We have been pragmatic, patient, and persistent. Our goal has always been to get the best deal for Canadians, never a deal at any price or on any time frame.
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David, just David @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
we're going to see lots of people saying this was about booze on shelves or about the percentage of a tariff on steel. But it isn't about that. It's about a nation bullying another, undermining its sovereignty, creating a crisis to push closer to a manufactured crisis in order to intervene.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 22/08/2026
The failure of recent Canada-US trade talks saddens me immensely, but Canada was right to walk away when Howard Lutnick rejected the negotiated draft at the last minute. A good deal negotiated in bad faith is a bad deal, and no deal is better than a bad deal. www.cbc.ca/news/world/l...
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New U.S. tariffs in effect after trade talks fail, Carney says Canada plans to match levies | CBC
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 19/08/2026
Fresh haircut!💈 Sorry, folks... This is as beautiful as I get.
Old guy in a raspberry T-shirt and glasses snagging a selfie in the parking lot of his barber shop.
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Pissed Off Canadian @brianjarvis.com · 15/08/2026
Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you
Kitty perched at the top of a tall cat tree, surveilling her domain.
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