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Danny Parisi

@dannyparisi.bsky.social
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SFF novelist. senior fashion reporter at Glossy. repped by Sophia Ramos “The way to perfection is through a series of disgusts” - Walter Pater

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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Huang: Ai Has Turned Me Into A Useless Idiot--And That's Good
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
BUT ... THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 08/09/2026
All else aside there is nothing I want or need genAI to do for me. I like reading. I like doing research. I like playing around in spreadsheets. I like interviewing people. I like writing. I like doing these things for myself because I take pleasure in the doing and they make me a better thinker.
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
John Le Carre character lookin ass
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
in his defense, it's not easy winning a war while completely plastered 24/7
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
If the wealthy can get you thinking about who deserves basic needs and who doesn't, they win. They don't care if you think wealthy people are the ones who don't deserve; establishing that it must be earned is the key. With that done, they can just keep expanding the definition of "undeserving."
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I dunno I think neoliberalism’s grand plan of dismantling the welfare state and the social contract and replacing them, respectively, with nothing and nothing created a pretty fertile breeding ground for fascism and this isn’t even particularly controversial anymore.
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
sometimes i read a fantasy novel and i can tell the author's primary inspirations are other (often recent) fantasy media
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/03/2026
Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.
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Bryn @slimewave.me · 16/03/2026
Is this something
The “my subs have unionized” copy pasta lazily edited to read “vassal states” instead
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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
That’s fucking insane
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2026
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Countries that do not use Fritos as currency could be "left behind," says Frito-Lay CEO Ken Biddleman
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Tom Schalk - Voice Actor Guy @tomschalk.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
God, I love being a New Yorker
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
oh my god, he's implementing tenant-friendly policies??? oh my god. are the landlords okay? do they need a hug and a glass of milk??
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Incredibly powerful
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
If many people hold a left-wing opinion they are a mob and should be ignored; if few people hold a left wing opinion they are fringe and should be ignored. The substance or correctness of the opinion is irrelevant. This is the reactionary centrist credo bsky.app/profile/eliv...
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Ian Bassin @ianbassin.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I was a White House ethics lawyer. I used to advise people not to even accept a free cup of coffee from someone who had interests before them. And staff followed those rules. I can’t even find the words to describe the scale of Trump’s corruption here.
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sixpenceee none the richer @kagredon.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I interviewed over half a dozen ICE and Border Patrol agents who describe an agency that sounds like Reno 911! “I thought federal agents were supposed to be clean cut but some of them pass around a flask as we are watching a suspect,” one told me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-unloads
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ICE Unloads
Immigration officers speak out: “Fuck this.”
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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Apologies for yet another Irish Revolution comparison: the Irish population was very much opposed to the Easter Rising in 1916 because downtown Dublin was destroyed for, seemingly, no purpose. Until the British executed James Connolly as he was dying of gangrene. He was strapped to a chair and shot.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/01/2026
this administration is actual real evil. how can anyone approve of this
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Dawg
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Article V was only ever triggered one time and it was to help the US. Trump is literally allergic to saying true things.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Every time there’s slightly irregular news from the White House.
Everyone giving goku energy from the spirit bomb
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
once again saying: our ancestors accomplished more, with less, against worse.
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I feel pretty in touch with just how far gone we are, and then I see something like this and it shocks me anew
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
You can very clearly see why someone whose job it is to protect war criminals would need this pulled from the airwaves: It’s visible proof the Trump administration is operating concentration camps.
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Keep going. Be meaner. Aim whatever lizard-brain impulse you have towards cruelty and violence in this direction.
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Every day, Trump reveals new depths of vileness.
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Oh so you think he’s just a rich guy who sucks, huh? Well consider this: - he’s really rich - he’s done a bunch of stuff that sucks
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Miami DSA @miamidsa.org · 26/11/2025
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Woke has gone too far. They made Chucky normal
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I have been laughing about this for hours. There are still new frontiers of strangeness to explore
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The Conversation U.S. @us.theconversation.com · 21/11/2025
Relying on ChatGPT to teach you about a topic leaves you with shallower knowledge than Googling and reading about it, according to new research that compared what more than 10,000 people knew after using one method or the other. Shared by @gizmodo.com: buff.ly/yAAHtHq
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Everything I write myself and everything I love to read or listen to or watch has one bedrock component to it...Jesus Christ I am alive right now and you are alive right now and someday we will not be but for the duration of this we are both stupidly and beautifully alive orbooks.com/catalog/we-h...
The point of all of this
The most illiterate fascists alive were gassing
themselves up because the computer had gotten some
small degree better at producing dog shit that had the
general production values of a circa 2004 video game
cutscene. Delighting in the approach of a spiritually
and culturally dead future devoid of art and meaning.
You do have to admit that a new Narcos season
starring Brad Pitt and Mr. Beast and Jason Kelce
sounds pretty sick though.
There’s only one flaw I can see in this supposed
AI-generated future of seven fingered bikini babes
with death behind their eyes and photorealistic Family
Guy pornos: I don’t understand where they think their
personalized sense of aesthetics they plan to input
into the computer is going to come from down the
line when all human artists have been driven out of
business. If you want something perfectly tailored 1:1
to your own taste meant solely for you to experience
alone you can already do that just by sitting there and
thinking about it buddy. Skip the middleman step of
the computer. It’s just going to put it back in your
brain anyway.
It’s like puking food up just to eat it again.
Imagine a dog.
Fewer paws than that. A real dog.
Like my books or don’t not my problem but I
cannot tell you how many hours every day for a year
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or more I spend for example moving the word “that”
around in a sentence over and over again trying to
land the perfect percussion of it. Is this inefficient?
Yes! It is also the whole point of it.
The drums have to be tuned
This probably applies to all of you. People
in possession of human souls who have at least on
occasion felt the divine in a work of art. Everything
I write myself and everything I love to read or listen
to or watch has one bedrock component to it which
is this:
Jesus Christ I am alive right now and you are alive
right now and someday we will not be but for the
duration of this we are both stupidly and beautifully
alive.
Please bear witness to my humanity and take some
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I can't believe they're doing the exact same playbook again
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
The menswear guy about to eat this dude for breakfast
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Whole bunch of stuff beginning to make a lot of sense.
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Hard to describe my complete revulsion to this idea. Good lord
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Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 09/11/2025
Sometimes I wonder if our many years of jokes about writers hating writing and doing anything but writing, etc, have convinced people that the writing part is the hurdle and the goal is just to have a thing in hand. But I am here to tell you: the writing is the best part. The act is the thing.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/11/2025
dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
lmao
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
maybe i'm crazy but I think we should build a society where you can buy yourself a treat once a week without financial ruin
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
This is happening every day, all over the country. A cruelty so enormous I can barely fathom it.
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