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Danny Parisi

@dannyparisi.bsky.social
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SFF novelist. senior fashion reporter at Glossy. repped by Sophia Ramos “The way to perfection is through a series of disgusts” - Walter Pater

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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
BUT ... THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Woke has gone too far. They made Chucky normal
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
does it count as "discovering" Machu Picchu if some people who already know about it show it to you
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Absolutely vile energy radiating from this paragraph jesus
The fervor for citizen policing is perhaps on fullest display at the Border Security Expo, an annual bonanza showcasing expensive gear, ranging from robot dogs to powerful A.I. facial and license-plate recognition software. This year’s expo, in Phoenix, featured autonomous attack drones sold by Anduril Industries, a company that was co-founded by Matt Gaetz’s brother-in-law and funded by Peter Thiel. The most notable part was the unusual number of Trump Administration officials who gave keynote speeches, almost all touting the idea that mass deportation would only be achievable if the D.H.S. could make its enforcement machine more efficient and less concerned with immigrants’ rights. Addressing a packed room of law-enforcement officers and law-enforcement enthusiasts at the expo, the acting ICE director, Todd Lyons, said, “We need to get better at treating this like a business.” He described his agency’s goal to be “like [Amazon] Prime, but with human beings.”
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
They’re calling it the wrongest opinion column ever written
A NYT headline advocating democrats do nothing and let trump defeat himself A very stupid paragraph about democrats “rolling over and playing dead”
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This thing does +10 holy damage and scales with faith
A golden crosier from the Met
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Made the mistake of starting this notebook just before the election which now feels like a humiliation every time I open it
A field notes notebook with the word VOTE printed on the front
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
After kindergarten you think you’ve learned all the shapes there are to know. Wrong
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
Watching all my favorite players in the Super Bowl
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
A series of texts saying “At the mountains of madness tonite queen?”
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
Rejection letter blackout poem
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
Persephone is finally relaxing a bit in the new apartment
my cat sleeping peacefully on a dresser
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
My cat sitting next to the TV where there’s an identical cat from the game The Great Ace Attorney Willem Defoe sitting next to a painting of Willem Defoe
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
Intriguing
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
I’ve wanted to become a fountain pen weirdo for a while but I decided to wait until I got a literary agent and reward myself with a pen. Just got my agent offer last week and bought myself this beautiful Waterman the very next day 😎
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 16/06/2023
wow. i did not know that. interesting.
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
Taking the guests down into the cellar to view the rarest vintage in my collection
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
holy shit it’s Trappy Za
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 09/06/2023
Get yourself one of these bad boys and crank it up a few feet
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 06/06/2023
I just learned that Kierkegaard was on the verge of giving up on writing until he was ridiculed by the 19th century Danish equivalent of The Onion so hard it convinced him the world needed to hear his ideas
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 04/06/2023
Flat girl
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 03/06/2023
Heads up, we’re on gnome turf
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
I recently liked NIGHT OF THE GHOUL. Francesco Francavilla’s art is so good
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
Pulpy old SFF paperbacks. This was my latest acquisition for like a dollar
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Danny Parisi @dannyparisi.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
One of the best things I’ve read so far this year is @byzantienne.bsky.social ‘s spare, haunting novella ROSE/HOUSE. A great example of a book that’s in conversation with a specific older work without being a reductive response or straight retelling. What is a house without doors? (A tomb)
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