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💀DarkDan😱

@dannyguts.bsky.social
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No Thanksgiving plans so Im watching movies for 3 days straight. Started with Deep Rising, just yelped when Famke Jansen showed up
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jack from 30 Rock saying “that’s Republican, we count those”
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 23/09/2026
THE DEVILS (1971), RT if you agree
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The US already got a do over. A mulligan. A second chance. Much of the world, especially US allies, were ready to write off Trump’s first term as a fluke. The American people’s choice to put him back in power—as a convicted felon, after an openly bigoted, anti-democracy campaign—showed it was not.
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, I'd like to see ol Jack Reacher punch his way out of THIS jam! *Reacher punches his way out of the jam easily* Ah! Well. Nevertheless,
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yknow who I always love to see? Zahn Mclarnon.
Actor Zahn Mclarnon
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If I were in that room, I would pitch that the premise should be: It's time to play the music; it's time to light the lights. Indeed, it's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Personally I'm a fan of "who cares? That doesn't matter. Why are you asking me about that?" as a response to this line of questioning
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Then why aren't they doing anything about it?
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Man, I remember having to wait in line for 3 hours on a Tuesday morning to buy advanced tickets, then having to show up 6 hours early for that screening because seats were GA
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ive been calling Elon a loser since 2015
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"The robot agreed"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The problem with pissing on Dobby’s grave is that you eventually run out of piss
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I take a lot of comfort in knowing that if I ever met Javier Bardem we could just shoot the shit about Judas Priest
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I love you.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh, my God. Nicest guy. Was on the Pogues bill at Carnegie with him. His love of music was palpable, infectious, radiant. I’ve seldom seen a musician as connected to the moment of the song as he was that night, in deep communion with the song & the people playing it. So many felt it. Hard loss.
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The fact that I'm never gonna get to see Glen Hansard live again, but these ghouls yelling at Dr. Fauci get to keep putting hate into the world makes me profoundly sad
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Real Monkey's Paw situation for me
Ryan Gosling as Ghost Rider, which would be good news if it wasn't in the MCU and being directed by fucking Shawn Levvy
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Alright, I think this app is gonna work out, so here's a list of shit Im into: Horror Movies Action Movies Genre/B movies Heavy Metal/Punk/Hardcore/Angry music Ska music Springsteen and anything inspired by Springsteen Sitcoms/Cartoons If you see this and also like this stuff drop me a rec!
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There is never a bad time for Werewolves of London
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Somebody needs to kick Adam Carollas ass
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Scrooge in Muppet Christmas Carol meme.

Scrooge: you there boy! What day is it?

Boy: dude Lindsey Graham died

Scrooge: holy shit
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HATE Mulgrew @josie.zone · 07/07/2026
In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
my husband is doing fantasy baseball for the first time. he does not follow baseball. his team is run entirely by our 10yo neighbor, who gets a split of his winnings if she helps my husband defeat the rest of the league. they’re in 1st place! but now, a problem: today she left for sleepaway camp
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/06/2026
Me finding out Culver's is for rich people
Rich Pooh
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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im jared @mightnot.fail · 17/06/2026
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Been there, kick her to the curb
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It's called The Furious and it is the clash of the titans! In one corner you have Mo Tse & Joe Taslim and they're mad! In the other corner you have Yayan Ruhian & Joey Iwanaga and THEY'RE mad!
Kevin from the office reviewing The Furious
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
If I could pick any celebrity to smoke weed with, it would be Anna Farris
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I will be working during the game tonight so please everyone, post videos of the booing
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Vaping and listening to Lana Del Rey, I guess summer is officially here!
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Class act
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
am i being pranked here is this a prank
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This fucking series man
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I shouldnt be surprised but its wild to me the talking point they settled on was "we need to build a ballroom"
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I hate hockey
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Dude's a HARD 38
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
@thisendsatprom.bsky.social did yall know???
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Explain how Tom Morello is somehow more boomer coded than Bruce Springsteen?
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 04/04/2026
fuck a firefly revival, give me the rest of Glow
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Great write up. Jamie Blanks is the definition of a real one, very sad to see him go
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Jacqueline Codiga (DJ horse jeans) @horsejeans.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Inherent Vice heads
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a man with a beard is standing in front of a group of men and says look at this we created this .
ALT: a man with a beard is standing in front of a group of men and says look at this we created this .
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Conan killed, presenters were hit or miss, happy with pretty much all the results. Solid Oscars
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Hell yea OBAA
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Unreal thats his first nod, he should have three of those by now
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Fucking love Michael B. Jordan
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